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Love does not conquer all. Chuck Norris does.
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When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
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Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
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Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal. Then he places the bowl.
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Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
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The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
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When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
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Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'till." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
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Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
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