Love does not conquer all.
Chuck Norris does.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
Vote:
At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
Vote:
The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
Vote:
In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
Vote:
Ballet is banned within a 1000 miles of Chuck Norris.
Vote:
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people.
It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Vote:
Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf.
When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
Vote:
Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.
Vote:
The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
Vote: