Love does not conquer all. Chuck Norris does.
When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal. Then he places the bowl.
Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'till." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.