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Love does not conquer all. Chuck Norris does.
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World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order. Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
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Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.
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Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.
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