Love does not conquer all.
Chuck Norris does.
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No one dared to move.
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A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back.
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Time waits for no man.
Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can tell you what a lethal injection feels like
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear.
He sleeps with a real bear.
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Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
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