Q: What's meaner than a pit bull with herpes? A: The guy who gave it to him.
Q: How does a redneck tell the difference between a bull and a cow in the dark? A: He sticks his nose in the animal's ass. If there's a place for his tongue, it's a cow.
Q. Why don't lions eat clowns? A. Because they taste funny.
Q: What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? A: I want to hold your hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand.
What South American dance do cows like to do? The Rump-a.
What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before? Deja phew.
Why did the frog go to the mall? Because he wanted to go hopping.
What do you call a smart blonde? A Golden Retriever.
How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry it.
"Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?" "No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."