What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits?
Wheelburrows.
What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?
A hare dare.
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
The tiger lily.
How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?
A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant.
Did you hear about the argumentative skunk?
He always liked to make a stink.
How do snails get their shells all shiny?
They use snail polish.
What happens when sharks take their clothes off?
They go sharkers.
What is a buttress?
A female goat.
You said it was a great horse and it is.
It took twenty other horses to beat him!
A man came home from the bar with an unknown woman. He woke up in the morning and yelled,
"A crocodile, a crocodile!"
The woman woke up and asked,
"Where, where?"
A man cried again,
"O-o-oh, the crocodile is talking!"