The best animal jokes

The T. Rexes were all angry. You know why? Because these huge muscular creatures with these big muscular legs and these tiny little hands! How would you feel, 60 million years never being able to masturbate? That is the real reason dinosaurs are extinct right there.
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Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors? Because, if it had 4 doors it would be chicken sedan.
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Q: What did the apple say to the worm? A: You're boring me.
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How much do I owe Yo' Mama? My dog came home happy last night.
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A cat died and went to heaven. St. Peter said to the cat, "Is there anything I can do to make your stay here better?" The cat said, "I've been sleeping on a cold floor and I'd love a warm pillow to sleep on. St. Peter gave a pillow to the cat, and the cat headed off to bed. Later, some mice came to St. Peter. They wanted roller skates to get around faster so St. Peter gave them their skates and the mice went off. The next evening St. Peter checks in on the cat. "How was your night last night?" The cat said "That pillow you gave me is really nice, but what I like the most about heaven is the Meals on Wheels."
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"Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?" "No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."
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A worm gets out from cherry compote and, after he stretches a little, says satisfied: I love sauna!
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Q: How does a redneck tell the difference between a bull and a cow in the dark? A: He sticks his nose in the animal's ass. If there's a place for his tongue, it's a cow.
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Why do elephants squirt water through their noses? If they squirted it through their tails, it'd be very difficult to aim.
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What do cows like to listen to? Moo-sic.
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