The best animal jokes

Q: What is red and black? A: A sunburnt zebra.
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Q: What's meaner than a pit bull with herpes? A: The guy who gave it to him.
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Q: How does a redneck tell the difference between a bull and a cow in the dark? A: He sticks his nose in the animal's ass. If there's a place for his tongue, it's a cow.
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Q. Why don't lions eat clowns? A. Because they taste funny.
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Q: What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? A: I want to hold your hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand.
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What do you call a cow on a trampoline? A milkshake.
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What South American dance do cows like to do? The Rump-a.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before? Deja phew.
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Why did the frog go to the mall? Because he wanted to go hopping.
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do you call a smart blonde? A Golden Retriever.
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