The best animal jokes

How do you lead a horse to water? With lots of carrots.
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Why do milking stools only have three legs? 'Cause the cow's got the udder!
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Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant’s toes? A: Slow clowns.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
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Q: Why are fish so smart? A: Because they live in schools.
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Q: What was the last thing her husband said to her? A: I'll feed the dog, you feed the fish.
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"Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?" "No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."
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Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
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A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, "Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?" Then the lady answered, "Excuse me, I think this is a goose." And the bartender says, "Excuse me, I was talking to the goose."
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Q) What do you call a dog with no legs? A) It doesn't matter, he won't come!
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