What happens when sharks take their clothes off? They go sharkers.
What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts? Shark absorbers.
Why did the whale like the diver? Because he had flippers.
What kind of whale flies? Pilot whales.
What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world's greatest basketball player? Bear Jordan.
What do you give a deer with an upset stomach? Elkaseltzer.
Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse? It got angry and bit at the champ!
You said it was a great horse and it is. It took twenty other horses to beat him!
Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses? He was a rough rider!
Q: How many sheep do you need to make a sweater? A: I don’t know. I didn’t think sheep could knit!