The best animal jokes

Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan? He got cut off without a scent.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, death
Did you hear about the argumentative skunk? He always liked to make a stink.
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What happens when sharks take their clothes off? They go sharkers.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal
What is a buttress? A female goat.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, women
You said it was a great horse and it is. It took twenty other horses to beat him!
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal
"Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?" "No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, school
A man came home from the bar with an unknown woman. He woke up in the morning and yelled, "A crocodile, a crocodile!" The woman woke up and asked, "Where, where?" A man cried again, "O-o-oh, the crocodile is talking!"
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, bar, women
Did you hear about the Irishman who couldn't tell the difference between his two horses? His friend suggested measuring them, that didn't help though, the Irishman discovered that the brown horse was only an inch taller than the white one!
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, horse
Curiosity didn't kill the cat. Chuck Norris did.
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has 45.43 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks, "Dad, am I pure polar bear?" The dad replies, "Sure you are son. Im all polar bear, my parents are all polar bear, your mom is all polar bear, and her parents are all polar bear." Still unsure the baby polar bear goes to his mom and asks, "Mom, am I pure polar bear?" She answers, "Of course you are honey. Im all polar bear, your father is all polar bear, my parents are all polar bear, and his parents are all polar bear." Still not convinced the baby polar bear goes to his grandparents and asks, "Grandmom...Grandpop...am I all polar bear?" His grandmother answers, "Of course you are sweetie. Were all polar bear, your mother is all polar bear, your father is all polar bear, and his parents are all polar bear. Why do you ask sweetie?" The baby polar bears replies, "Because I m feeling **** cold and freezing!"
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has 45.35 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby
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