The best animal jokes

What is the most famous shark? William Sharkspeare.
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What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world's greatest basketball player? Bear Jordan.
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, sport
Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but oats every day? He fell in love with the Grand National winner!
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, love
You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
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has 44.67 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Q: How do you know the Easter Bunny is really smart? A: Because he's an egghead.
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has 44.67 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: animal, easter
Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church? A: Because they use such FOWL language.
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has 44.67 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: animal, church, communication
How does a cow do math? With a cowculator.
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has 44.61 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, math
Question: What’s worse than a male chauvinistic pig? Answer: A woman that doesn’t do what she’s told.
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has 44.61 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, women
Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'" Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?" Mother: "Because we need the eggs."
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has 44.56 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, family, food, kids
Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
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has 44.56 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
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