Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but oats every day?
He fell in love with the Grand National winner!
You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
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Q: How do you know the Easter Bunny is really smart?
A: Because he's an egghead.
Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church?
A: Because they use such FOWL language.
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How does a cow do math?
With a cowculator.
Question: What’s worse than a male chauvinistic pig?
Answer: A woman that doesn’t do what she’s told.
Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'"
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken."
Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?"
Mother: "Because we need the eggs."
Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
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Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.
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Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats.
Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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