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Q: Why do hippos have to have sex in water? A: Ever try to keep two tons of pussy wet?
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A dog goes into a job centre and asks for employment. ‘Wow, a talking dog,’ says the clerk. ‘With your talent I’m sure we can find you a job at the circus.’ ‘The circus?’ says the dog. ‘What does a circus want with a plumber?’
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Q: What is red and black? A: A sunburnt zebra.
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A scientist and a philosopher were being chased by a hungry lion. The scientist made some quick calculations, he said “it’s no good trying to outrun it, its catching up”. The philosopher kept a little ahead and replied “I am not trying to outrun the lion, I am trying to outrun you !”
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Q. Why don't lions eat clowns? A. Because they taste funny.
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What South American dance do cows like to do? The Rump-a.
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What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before? Deja phew.
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Why did the frog go to the mall? Because he wanted to go hopping.
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Why did the frog cross the road? To see what the chicken was doing.
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What do you call a smart blonde? A Golden Retriever.
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