How much do I owe Yo' Mama?
My dog came home happy last night.
What country do cows love to visit?
Moo Zealand.
Where do Danish cows come from?
Cowpenhagenf.
What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits?
Wheelburrows.
What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?
A hare dare.
Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor?
For hare care.
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
The tiger lily.
How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?
A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant.
Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan?
He got cut off without a scent.
Did you hear about the argumentative skunk?
He always liked to make a stink.