The best animal jokes

How much do I owe Yo' Mama? My dog came home happy last night.
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What country do cows love to visit? Moo Zealand.
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Where do Danish cows come from? Cowpenhagenf.
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What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon? A hare dare.
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What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits? Rabbits habits.
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Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor? For hare care.
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What is the fiercest flower in the garden? The tiger lily.
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How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk? A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant.
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Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan? He got cut off without a scent.
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What happens when sharks take their clothes off? They go sharkers.
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