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Where do Danish cows come from? Cowpenhagenf.
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What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight? Sir Loin.
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How to you know that cows will be in heaven? It's a place of udder delight.
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What US state has the most cows? Moosouri.
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What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits? Wheelburrows.
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What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon? A hare dare.
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What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider? A harenet.
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Did you hear about the argumentative skunk? He always liked to make a stink.
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What happens when sharks take their clothes off? They go sharkers.
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What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts? Shark absorbers.
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