The best animal jokes

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon? A hare dare.
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What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits? Rabbits habits.
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Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor? For hare care.
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What is the fiercest flower in the garden? The tiger lily.
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How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk? A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant.
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Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan? He got cut off without a scent.
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What happens when sharks take their clothes off? They go sharkers.
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What is a buttress? A female goat.
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You said it was a great horse and it is. It took twenty other horses to beat him!
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"Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?" "No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."
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