Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with a jar of peanut butter? A: A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
How much do I owe Yo' Mama? My dog came home happy last night.
What country do cows love to visit? Moo Zealand.
Where do Danish cows come from? Cowpenhagenf.
What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits? Wheelburrows.
What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon? A hare dare.
What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits? Rabbits habits.
Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor? For hare care.
What is the fiercest flower in the garden? The tiger lily.
How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk? A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant.