The best animal jokes

What did the cow wear to the football game? A Jersey.
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, football, game
A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, "Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?" Then the lady answered, "Excuse me, I think this is a goose." And the bartender says, "Excuse me, I was talking to the goose."
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has 44.95 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal, bartender, insulting, women
"Does your dog bite?" "No." (Tries to touch dog. Dog bites him) "Argh! I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!" "That is not my dog."
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has 44.95 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog
Q. What’s got 4 legs and bleeds? A. Half a spider!
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: Why do hippos have to have sex in water? A: Ever try to keep two tons of pussy wet?
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A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, "This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in three words." The guy replies, "Hey, why not?" He pull his wallet out of his pocket, and one at a time lays three hundred-dollar bills on the bar, and says, slowly: "Paint…my…house."
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with a jar of peanut butter? A: A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
What is the definition of "moon"? The past tense of "moo"!
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal
What's a rabbits favorite TV show? Hoppy Days.
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal
Why is a reindeer like a gossip? Because they are both tail bearers.
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