Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At Night.
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Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An Investigator
Are you a shark?
Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?
"Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo."
That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing.
I told you he was a bum steer.
What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes?
A dumb bunny.
Did you hear the joke about the skunk?
Never mind, it stinks.
What did one skunk say to another?
And so do you.
Why is a reindeer like a gossip?
Because they are both tail bearers.