Why did the zombie baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.
What do cows like to listen to? Moo-sic.
What do cows usually fly around in? Helicowpters and Bulloons.
What do you call a cow who works for a gardener? A lawn moo-er.
What do you call a cow that fell in a hole? A hole-y Cow.
What do you get from a cow on the North Pole? Cold cream.
When a bull wants to listen to a cassette, what does he put on his head? Steer phones.
Where do Danish cows come from? Cowpenhagenf.
What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight? Sir Loin.
What US state has the most cows? Moosouri.