"Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?" "No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."
What do you call a cow on a trampoline? A milkshake.
How do you know when a crab is drunk? It walks forwards.
Why do elephants squirt water through their noses? If they squirted it through their tails, it'd be very difficult to aim.
A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
What do cows like to listen to? Moo-sic.
What do cows usually fly around in? Helicowpters and Bulloons.
What do you call a cow that fell in a hole? A hole-y Cow.
Where do Danish cows come from? Cowpenhagenf.
What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight? Sir Loin.