"Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?"
"No, of course not.
Now shut up and comb your face."
What do you call a cow on a trampoline?
A milkshake.
Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
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How do you know when a crab is drunk?
It walks forwards.
Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?
If they squirted it through their tails, it'd be very difficult to aim.
A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with a jar of peanut butter?
A: A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
What do cows like to listen to?
Moo-sic.
What do cows usually fly around in?
Helicowpters and Bulloons.
What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?
A hole-y Cow.