The best animal jokes

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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has 44.56 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, disgusting, morbid, music
Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
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has 44.49 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
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has 44.49 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An Investigator
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has 44.47 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: animal
Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
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has 44.47 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, flirt, sex
Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties? "Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo."
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, birthday, music
That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing. I told you he was a bum steer.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, money
What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes? A dumb bunny.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, game
Did you hear the joke about the skunk? Never mind, it stinks.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal
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