The best animal jokes

"Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?" "No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."
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What do you call a cow on a trampoline? A milkshake.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal
Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
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has 45.60 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, duck
How do you know when a crab is drunk? It walks forwards.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, drunk
Why do elephants squirt water through their noses? If they squirted it through their tails, it'd be very difficult to aim.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal
A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with a jar of peanut butter? A: A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
What do cows like to listen to? Moo-sic.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
What do cows usually fly around in? Helicowpters and Bulloons.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, travel
What do you call a cow that fell in a hole? A hole-y Cow.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal
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