The best animal jokes

What's the difference between an old cat and a baby kitten? An old cat scratches and bites but a little pussy never hurt anybody!
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What did the cow wear to the football game? A Jersey.
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, football, game
Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
What's a rabbits favorite TV show? Hoppy Days.
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How do you hire a teddy bear? Put him on stilts.
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If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped. What's a tiger? A stri-ped.
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Why is a reindeer like a gossip? Because they are both tail bearers.
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What is the most famous shark? William Sharkspeare.
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What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world's greatest basketball player? Bear Jordan.
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, sport
Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but oats every day? He fell in love with the Grand National winner!
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, love
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