What do you call a dinosaur that destroys everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
Q: What is a zebra? A: A horse behind bars.
Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
What’s a mouse’s favorite record? Please cheese me!
Why do police dogs lick their balls? To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
There are two types of ostriches - Grey and Blue. Grey ones scared hide their head in the sand. The Blue ones sit in the bushes waiting for this moment.
How do you know when a crab is drunk? It walks forwards.
Q. Why don't lions eat clowns? A. Because they taste funny.
There where two snakes talking. The 1st one said 'Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until they're dead? Or are we the type of snake who ambush our prey and bite them and they are poisioned?'. Then the second Snake says "Why do you ask?" The 1st one replies: "I just bit my lip!"
Q: What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? A: I want to hold your hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand.