"Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?"
"No, of course not.
Now shut up and comb your face."
What do you call a cow on a trampoline?
A milkshake.
How do you know when a crab is drunk?
It walks forwards.
Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?
If they squirted it through their tails, it'd be very difficult to aim.
A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
Vote:
What do cows like to listen to?
Moo-sic.
What do cows usually fly around in?
Helicowpters and Bulloons.
What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?
A hole-y Cow.
Where do Danish cows come from?
Cowpenhagenf.
What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?
Sir Loin.