Why did the zombie baby cross the road?
He was stapled to the chicken.
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What do cows like to listen to?
Moo-sic.
What do cows usually fly around in?
Helicowpters and Bulloons.
What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?
A lawn moo-er.
What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?
A hole-y Cow.
What do you get from a cow on the North Pole?
Cold cream.
When a bull wants to listen to a cassette, what does he put on his head?
Steer phones.
Where do Danish cows come from?
Cowpenhagenf.
What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?
Sir Loin.
What US state has the most cows?
Moosouri.