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What do cows usually fly around in? Helicowpters and Bulloons.
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What do you call a cow who works for a gardener? A lawn moo-er.
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What do you call a cow that fell in a hole? A hole-y Cow.
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What do you get from a cow on the North Pole? Cold cream.
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When a bull wants to listen to a cassette, what does he put on his head? Steer phones.
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Where do Danish cows come from? Cowpenhagenf.
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What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight? Sir Loin.
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What US state has the most cows? Moosouri.
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What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits? Wheelburrows.
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What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon? A hare dare.
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