The best animal jokes

Did you hear about the Irishman who couldn't tell the difference between his two horses? His friend suggested measuring them, that didn't help though, the Irishman discovered that the brown horse was only an inch taller than the white one!
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, horse
Curiosity didn't kill the cat. Chuck Norris did.
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has 45.43 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
Q: Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS? A: They can't get the laboratory mice to arse f*ck.
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has 45.30 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, health, science, sex
A man walks into his bedroom after work and is surprised to find his wife lying naked on the bed. After careful examination, he spies a pair of bare feet sticking out from underneath the curtains. He rips open the blinds to find a naked man standing there. "Who the hell are you?" he yells. The naked guy replies, "I'm the moth inspector." "Oh, yeah? What are you doing naked?" He looks down and exclaims, "Oh my God, I'm too late!"
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, god, marriage, wife, work
"Does your dog bite?" "No." (Tries to touch dog. Dog bites him) "Argh! I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!" "That is not my dog."
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, chocolate, disgusting, easter, food
What's a rabbits favorite TV show? Hoppy Days.
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal
How do you hire a teddy bear? Put him on stilts.
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal
If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped. What's a tiger? A stri-ped.
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal
Why is a reindeer like a gossip? Because they are both tail bearers.
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal
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