What's the difference between an old cat and a baby kitten? An old cat scratches and bites but a little pussy never hurt anybody!
What did the cow wear to the football game? A Jersey.
Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
What's a rabbits favorite TV show? Hoppy Days.
How do you hire a teddy bear? Put him on stilts.
If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped. What's a tiger? A stri-ped.
Why is a reindeer like a gossip? Because they are both tail bearers.
What is the most famous shark? William Sharkspeare.
What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world's greatest basketball player? Bear Jordan.
Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but oats every day? He fell in love with the Grand National winner!