What did one skunk say to another?
And so do you.
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"Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?"
"No, of course not.
Now shut up and comb your face."
The judge:
Why did you shoot the rabbit without being a member of the hunters association?
The inculpated:
Why did the rabbit eat cabbage from my garden, without being a family member?
Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence.
Interested in what the little girl was up to, he politely asked: "What are you up to there, Nancy?"
"My goldfish died", replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him."
The neighbor was concerned:
"That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"
Nancy patted down the last heap of earth and then replied:
"That's because he's inside your fucking cat."
If you make a cow angry, how will she get even?
She'll cream you.
Q: What is a turkey's favorite dessert?
A: Peach gobbler.
Vote:
Why was the skunk angry?
He was incensed.
What do cows do when they re introduced?
They give each other a milk shake.
How do you start a teddy bear race?
Ready, teddy, go.
Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
A: Sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.