What did one skunk say to another?
And so do you.
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Tow millipedes went for honey moon.
The male one asked: "My darling, between which feet is your pussy, please?"
A computer programmer happens across a frog in the road.
The frog pipes up, "I'm really a beautiful princess and if you kiss me, I'll stay with you for a week".
The programmer shrugs his shoulders and puts the frog in his pocket.
A few minutes later, the frog says "OK, OK, if you kiss me, I'll give you great sex for a week".
The programmer nods and puts the frog back in his pocket.
A few minutes later, "Turn me back into a princess and I'll give you great sex for a whole year!"
The programmer smiles and walks on.
Finally, the frog says, "What's wrong with you? I've promised you great sex for a year from a beautiful princess and you won't even kiss a frog?"
"I'm a programmer," he replies.
"I don't have time for sex.But a talking frog is pretty neat."
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In what type of weather is the vet the busiest?
When its raining cats and dogs.
What's green with bumps?
A frog with the measles!
Why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner?
He was already stuffed!
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What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
Q: Where do birds meet for coffee?
A: In a nest-cafe!
Will I ever be able to race my horse again the owner asked the vet.
The vet replied, "You certainly will, and you ll probably beat her too!"
Q: What does a cow make when the sun comes out?
A: A shadow.