What did one skunk say to another?
And so do you.
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One day little Johnny with his aunt went to a zoo.
Little Johnny pointed to a donkey that had a black and long erected penis more than 20 inches length.
So he asked his aunt what was that.
His aunt responded: "That is nothing"
On the other month when he with his mother went to the zoo accidentally they met the same donkey with his long dick.
Johnny pointing to it said to his mother: "Mommi my aunt told me that it was nothing."
His mother laughed and said: "My dear it is nothing for your aunt!"
Q:Where do you find a dog with no legs?
A:Right where you left him.
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Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent.
They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
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What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull?
A steak-out.
In what type of weather is the vet the busiest?
When its raining cats and dogs.
What kind of bees make milk instead of honey?
Boobies.