‘I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he’s gone.’ Steven Wright
Q: Why don't black kids play in sand boxs? A: Because they are affraid the cats will try to cover them up.
Q:Why did the cow cross the road? A:To go to the moo-vies.
Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
Q: Why do hippos have to have sex in water? A: Ever try to keep two tons of pussy wet?
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100? Because when she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat.
Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.
What do cows usually fly around in? Helicowpters and Bulloons.
What's a moo hoo for a darling bull? A dear steer.
When a bull wants to listen to a cassette, what does he put on his head? Steer phones.