Q: What is red and black?
A: A sunburnt zebra.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.
Q: Why don't black kids play in sand boxs?
A: Because they are affraid the cats will try to cover them up.
Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
Vote:
Are you a shark?
Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
Q: Why do hippos have to have sex in water?
A: Ever try to keep two tons of pussy wet?
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?
Because when she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat.
Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.
What do cows usually fly around in?
Helicowpters and Bulloons.
What's a moo hoo for a darling bull?
A dear steer.