The best animal jokes

What do you call a dinosaur that destroys everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
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There where two snakes talking. The 1st one said 'Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until they're dead? Or are we the type of snake who ambush our prey and bite them and they are poisioned?'. Then the second Snake says "Why do you ask?" The 1st one replies: "I just bit my lip!"
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Q: What is red and black? A: A sunburnt zebra.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Q: Why don't black kids play in sand boxs? A: Because they are affraid the cats will try to cover them up.
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has 42.54 % from 179 votes. More jokes about: animal, racist
Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
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has 42.33 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, flirt, sex
Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
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has 42.26 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
Q: Why do hippos have to have sex in water? A: Ever try to keep two tons of pussy wet?
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100? Because when she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal
Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
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