The best animal jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin? Pingu-Pong.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal
What happens when sharks take their clothes off? They go sharkers.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal
Piranhas in the aquarium: sink your finger, lose your finger-game!
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has 42.06 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, fish, game
Q: Why does a dog lick himself? A: He can't make a fist.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting
What's a rabbits favorite song? "Hoppy Birthday to You."
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
How do you hire a teddy bear? Put him on stilts.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal
What color socks do bears wear? (They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!)
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear? A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
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has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry, and a sofa? A cowch potato.
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout? A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, old people
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