Why do milking stools only have three legs? 'Cause the cow's got the udder!
Teacher: Give me an example of animal. Jimmy: Frog Teacher: Give me another. Jimmy: Another Frog.
The male worm towards the female worm: Baby, if you don’t take me as you’re husband, I’m throwing myself to the chickens!
Q: Why do hippos have to have sex in water? A: Ever try to keep two tons of pussy wet?
What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain? (A drizzly bear!)
An asp in the grass is a snake, but a grasp in the ass is a goose.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
What’s a mouse’s favorite record? Please cheese me!
Q: Why don't black kids play in sand boxs? A: Because they are affraid the cats will try to cover them up.
What do you call a dinosaur that destroys everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.