The best animal jokes

‘I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he’s gone.’ Steven Wright
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: Why don't black kids play in sand boxs? A: Because they are affraid the cats will try to cover them up.
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has 42.49 % from 177 votes. More jokes about: animal, racist
Q:Why did the cow cross the road? A:To go to the moo-vies.
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has 42.26 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: animal
Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
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has 42.26 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
Q: Why do hippos have to have sex in water? A: Ever try to keep two tons of pussy wet?
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100? Because when she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal
Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
What do cows usually fly around in? Helicowpters and Bulloons.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, travel
What's a moo hoo for a darling bull? A dear steer.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal
When a bull wants to listen to a cassette, what does he put on his head? Steer phones.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
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