There where two snakes talking.
The 1st one said 'Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until they're dead?
Or are we the type of snake who ambush our prey and bite them and they are poisioned?'.
Then the second Snake says "Why do you ask?"
The 1st one replies: "I just bit my lip!"
Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with a jar of peanut butter?
A: A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?
Because when she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat.
Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.
What's a moo hoo for a darling bull?
A dear steer.
What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?
A full bull.
When a bull wants to listen to a cassette, what does he put on his head?
Steer phones.
What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass?
"Hey! Look at the cow's nest!"
What do rabbits put in their computers?
Hoppy disks.
What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?
A harenet.