What do you call a cow who argues with her husband?
A bullfighter.
What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass?
"Hey! Look at the cow's nest!"
How to you know that cows will be in heaven?
It's a place of udder delight.
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin?
Pingu-Pong.
Why is manna from heaven like horse hay?
Both are food from aloft!
What did the cow wear to the football game?
A Jersey.
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud.
What's a rabbits favorite song?
"Hoppy Birthday to You."
What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball?
They re both brown, except the snowball.
Would a Police-Dog arrest itself for fouling the street?
Police Dog Joke Submitted by Kabogga.