The best animal jokes

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapus.
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has 42.69 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: animal, dinosaur, dirty, lesbian
What’s the difference between goats and women?? Goats are always horney.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, women
What do you call a dinosaur that destroys everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal
There where two snakes talking. The 1st one said 'Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until they're dead? Or are we the type of snake who ambush our prey and bite them and they are poisioned?'. Then the second Snake says "Why do you ask?" The 1st one replies: "I just bit my lip!"
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: Why do hippos have to have sex in water? A: Ever try to keep two tons of pussy wet?
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal
Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys. The cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore. The first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and kill it by gorging its eyes out." The second says, " Once I was swimming in a river, and an annocanda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth." Chuck norris just smiles and continues tending to the campfire with his penis.
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has 42.60 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, cowboy, death
If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
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has 42.56 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, duck
One day a teacher asked the class, "What is the difference between a bird and a fly?" A student then replied, "A bird can fly but a fly cannot bird."
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has 42.53 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, student, teacher, white people
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100? Because when she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal
A guy walks into a bar with a giraffe, and the giraffe gets waay too drunk. The bartender says, "Hey! you can't leave that lyin' there!" The guy goes, "that's not a lion its a giraffe!"
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, animal, bar, bartender, drunk
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