Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.
Q: Why do hippos have to have sex in water?
A: Ever try to keep two tons of pussy wet?
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?
Because when she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat.
Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.
What do cows usually fly around in?
Helicowpters and Bulloons.
What's a moo hoo for a darling bull?
A dear steer.
When a bull wants to listen to a cassette, what does he put on his head?
Steer phones.
What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass?
"Hey! Look at the cow's nest!"
What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?
A harenet.
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin?
Pingu-Pong.