Q: Why do hippos have to have sex in water?
A: Ever try to keep two tons of pussy wet?
Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer's day?
A: I'm bakin'.
Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear?
A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
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What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry, and a sofa?
A cowch potato.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?
A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
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Why was the horse all charged up?
It ate some haywire!
Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
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A worm gets out from cherry compote and, after he stretches a little, says satisfied:
I love sauna!
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said "Oh, look at the deer tracks."
The other blonde looks and says "Those aren't deer tracks, those are wolf tracks."
"No. Those are deer tracks."
They keep arguing, and arguing, about half hour later they were both killed by a train.
Q: What does a cow make when the sun comes out?
A: A shadow.