The best animal jokes

What's a moo hoo for a darling bull? A dear steer.
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When a bull wants to listen to a cassette, what does he put on his head? Steer phones.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight? Sir Loin.
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What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass? "Hey! Look at the cow's nest!"
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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin? Pingu-Pong.
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Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse? It got angry and bit at the champ!
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, sport
Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
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has 42.06 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
I had a knock at my door earlier, it was a policeman… “Mr Cook?” “Yes,” I replied. “I’m afraid your dog has just been reported to have chased someone on a bike.” I said, “That’s bullshit – my dog doesn’t have a bike!”
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, cop, dog
What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits home? A search warren.
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What's a rabbits favorite song? "Hoppy Birthday to You."
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