The best animal jokes

An asp in the grass is a snake, but a grasp in the ass is a goose.
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting
Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, food, Yo mama
What’s a mouse’s favorite record? Please cheese me!
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, music
If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
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has 43.20 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, duck
Q: Why don't black kids play in sand boxs? A: Because they are affraid the cats will try to cover them up.
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has 42.75 % from 176 votes. More jokes about: animal, racist
What do you call a dinosaur that destroys everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal
There where two snakes talking. The 1st one said 'Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until they're dead? Or are we the type of snake who ambush our prey and bite them and they are poisioned?'. Then the second Snake says "Why do you ask?" The 1st one replies: "I just bit my lip!"
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapus.
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has 42.36 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: animal, dinosaur, dirty, lesbian
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100? Because when she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal
A guy walks into a bar with a giraffe, and the giraffe gets waay too drunk. The bartender says, "Hey! you can't leave that lyin' there!" The guy goes, "that's not a lion its a giraffe!"
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, animal, bar, bartender, drunk
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