How far can a rabbit run into the woods?
Halfway.
After that she's running out of the woods.
Some scientists decided to do the following experiments on a dog.
For the first experiment, they cut one of the dog's legs off, then they told the dog to walk.
The dog got up and walked, so they they learned that a dog could walk with just three legs.
For the second experiment, they cut off a second leg from the dog, then they told the dog once more to walk.
The dog was still able to walk with only two legs.
For the third experiment, they cut off yet another leg from the dog and once more they told the dog to walk.
However, the dog wasn't able to walk with only one leg.
As a result of these three experiments, the scientists wrote in their final report that the dog had lost it's hearing after having three legs cut off.
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud.
What's a rabbits favorite song?
"Hoppy Birthday to You."
How do you start a teddy bear race?
Ready, teddy, go.
What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball?
They re both brown, except the snowball.
Would a Police-Dog arrest itself for fouling the street?
Police Dog Joke Submitted by Kabogga.
Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand?
A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
Teacher: Billy, how do you spell "Crocodile"?
Billy: ‘K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
Teacher: No, that's wrong
Billy: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?
It wants to keep it's Stockholm!