The best animal jokes

What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain? (A drizzly bear!)
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An asp in the grass is a snake, but a grasp in the ass is a goose.
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting
Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, food, Yo mama
What’s a mouse’s favorite record? Please cheese me!
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, music
What do you call a dinosaur that destroys everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
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There where two snakes talking. The 1st one said 'Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until they're dead? Or are we the type of snake who ambush our prey and bite them and they are poisioned?'. Then the second Snake says "Why do you ask?" The 1st one replies: "I just bit my lip!"
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Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with a jar of peanut butter? A: A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
What's a moo hoo for a darling bull? A dear steer.
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What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer? A full bull.
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