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Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.
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Q: Why do hippos have to have sex in water? A: Ever try to keep two tons of pussy wet?
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Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100? Because when she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat.
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Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.
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What do cows usually fly around in? Helicowpters and Bulloons.
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What's a moo hoo for a darling bull? A dear steer.
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When a bull wants to listen to a cassette, what does he put on his head? Steer phones.
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What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass? "Hey! Look at the cow's nest!"
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What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider? A harenet.
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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin? Pingu-Pong.
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