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What do you call a cow who argues with her husband? A bullfighter.
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What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass? "Hey! Look at the cow's nest!"
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How to you know that cows will be in heaven? It's a place of udder delight.
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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin? Pingu-Pong.
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Why is manna from heaven like horse hay? Both are food from aloft!
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What did the cow wear to the football game? A Jersey.
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What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A milk dud.
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What's a rabbits favorite song? "Hoppy Birthday to You."
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What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball? They re both brown, except the snowball.
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Would a Police-Dog arrest itself for fouling the street? Police Dog Joke Submitted by Kabogga.
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