What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider? A harenet.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout? A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin? Pingu-Pong.
Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse? It got angry and bit at the champ!
Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
I had a knock at my door earlier, it was a policeman… “Mr Cook?” “Yes,” I replied. “I’m afraid your dog has just been reported to have chased someone on a bike.” I said, “That’s bullshit – my dog doesn’t have a bike!”
What fur do we get from a tiger? As fur as possible!
Q: Why did the elephant paint himself diffrent colours? A: So he could hide in the crayon box!
What do cows call Frank Sinatra? Old Moo Eyes.