When a bull wants to listen to a cassette, what does he put on his head?
Steer phones.
What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?
Sir Loin.
What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass?
"Hey! Look at the cow's nest!"
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin?
Pingu-Pong.
If toast always lands butter-side down and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast to the back of a cat and drop it?
Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
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I had a knock at my door earlier, it was a policeman…
“Mr Cook?”
“Yes,” I replied.
“I’m afraid your dog has just been reported to have chased someone on a bike.”
I said, “That’s bullshit – my dog doesn’t have a bike!”
Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
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What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits home?
A search warren.
What's a rabbits favorite song?
"Hoppy Birthday to You."