The best animal jokes

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout? A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, old people
Why was the horse all charged up? It ate some haywire!
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
There is three kids sitting at the lunch table one day. One kid ask what do you call a mixed baby? One replies a zebra,another replies a mistake and the third one replies. Rape
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has 41.85 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, kids, racist
Did you hear about the Irishman who couldn't tell the difference between his two horses? His friend suggested measuring them, that didn't help though, the Irishman discovered that the brown horse was only an inch taller than the white one!
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, horse
Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
A worm gets out from cherry compote and, after he stretches a little, says satisfied: I love sauna!
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, love
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said "Oh, look at the deer tracks." The other blonde looks and says "Those aren't deer tracks, those are wolf tracks." "No. Those are deer tracks." They keep arguing, and arguing, about half hour later they were both killed by a train.
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has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde
Q: What does a cow make when the sun comes out? A: A shadow.
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has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air? A seahorse.
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has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal
Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead. Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
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has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death, life
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