What's a moo hoo for a darling bull?
A dear steer.
What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?
A full bull.
What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass?
"Hey! Look at the cow's nest!"
What do rabbits put in their computers?
Hoppy disks.
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin?
Pingu-Pong.
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud.
What's a rabbits favorite song?
"Hoppy Birthday to You."
What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball?
They re both brown, except the snowball.
What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?
Elkaseltzer.
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
A seahorse.