The best animal jokes

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider? A harenet.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout? A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, old people
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin? Pingu-Pong.
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Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse? It got angry and bit at the champ!
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, sport
Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
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has 42.19 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, flirt, sex
Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
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has 42.06 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
I had a knock at my door earlier, it was a policeman… “Mr Cook?” “Yes,” I replied. “I’m afraid your dog has just been reported to have chased someone on a bike.” I said, “That’s bullshit – my dog doesn’t have a bike!”
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, cop, dog
What fur do we get from a tiger? As fur as possible!
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: Why did the elephant paint himself diffrent colours? A: So he could hide in the crayon box!
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do cows call Frank Sinatra? Old Moo Eyes.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
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