The best animal jokes

Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse? It got angry and bit at the champ!
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, sport
Q:Why did the cow cross the road? A:To go to the moo-vies.
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has 42.19 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal
Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
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has 42.06 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
What fur do we get from a tiger? As fur as possible!
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do cows call Frank Sinatra? Old Moo Eyes.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits home? A search warren.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, cop
What's a rabbits favorite song? "Hoppy Birthday to You."
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
What kind of whale flies? Pilot whales.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish
Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses? He was a rough rider!
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity
How does a cow do math? With a cowculator.
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has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, math
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