What kind of whale flies? Pilot whales.
Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses? He was a rough rider!
Q: What does a cow make when the sun comes out? A: A shadow.
What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry, and a sofa? A cowch potato.
What do cows call Frank Sinatra? Old Moo Eyes.
Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear? A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer's day? A: I'm bakin'.
Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
A farmer was bragging. "I've got 350 sheep." "That's a lot of sheep," said another farmer. "And I've got 500 chickens," bragged the farmer. "That's a lot of chickens," answered the second farmer. "And 40 bulls," added the farmer. The other farmer replied, "Boy! That IS a lot of bull."