The best animal jokes

Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses? He was a rough rider!
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity
How does a cow do math? With a cowculator.
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has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, math
One day a man and a giraffe go to a pub they have a couple of drinks then on their way out the giraffe falls over and blocks the door the bar. Man says "you can leave that lion here." The man said "it's not a lion its a giraffe you idiot."
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has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, animal, bar, men, stupid
What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry, and a sofa? A cowch potato.
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air? A seahorse.
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear? A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
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has 41.89 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast. They taste like chicken.
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
A worm gets out from cherry compote and, after he stretches a little, says satisfied: I love sauna!
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has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, love
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