The best animal jokes

What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass? "Hey! Look at the cow's nest!"
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What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, computer
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin? Pingu-Pong.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal
What fur do we get from a tiger? As fur as possible!
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A milk dud.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
What's a rabbits favorite song? "Hoppy Birthday to You."
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball? They re both brown, except the snowball.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do you give a deer with an upset stomach? Elkaseltzer.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air? A seahorse.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand? A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
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has 42.00 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, racist
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