What kind of whale flies? Pilot whales.
Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses? He was a rough rider!
What kind of car does a rabbit drive? A furrari.
What fur do we get from a tiger? As fur as possible!
What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry, and a sofa? A cowch potato.
What do cows call Frank Sinatra? Old Moo Eyes.
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air? A seahorse.
Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear? A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.