The best animal jokes

What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits home? A search warren.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, cop
What's a rabbits favorite song? "Hoppy Birthday to You."
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
What kind of whale flies? Pilot whales.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish
Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses? He was a rough rider!
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity
How does a cow do math? With a cowculator.
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has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, math
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
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has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
One day a man and a giraffe go to a pub they have a couple of drinks then on their way out the giraffe falls over and blocks the door the bar. Man says "you can leave that lion here." The man said "it's not a lion its a giraffe you idiot."
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has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, animal, bar, men, stupid
What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry, and a sofa? A cowch potato.
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
One day there was a tortoise walking on the road. Along came the hare that had once been defeated by the tortoise in a race. The hare was so angry from what had happened to him so he challenged him to another race. The tortoise gladly accepted his challenge. It ended up that the tortoise and the hare never finished the race because they both took a nap right before the finish line. So the tortoise is still the champion of the race. So remember this you snooze you loose!
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air? A seahorse.
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