The best animal jokes

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air? A seahorse.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand? A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
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has 42.00 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, racist
Teacher: Billy, how do you spell "Crocodile"? Billy: ‘K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' Teacher: No, that's wrong Billy: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, school, teacher
Some scientists decided to do the following experiments on a dog. For the first experiment, they cut one of the dog's legs off, then they told the dog to walk. The dog got up and walked, so they they learned that a dog could walk with just three legs. For the second experiment, they cut off a second leg from the dog, then they told the dog once more to walk. The dog was still able to walk with only two legs. For the third experiment, they cut off yet another leg from the dog and once more they told the dog to walk. However, the dog wasn't able to walk with only one leg. As a result of these three experiments, the scientists wrote in their final report that the dog had lost it's hearing after having three legs cut off.
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, science
Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle? It wants to keep it's Stockholm!
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, geography
What did the cow wear to the football game? A Jersey.
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, football, game
Would a Police-Dog arrest itself for fouling the street? Police Dog Joke Submitted by Kabogga.
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog
A blond a, a brunette and a redhead were at the top of a cliff looking down at the beach. Suddenly a genie appears to them and says "I will grant you each one wish if you'll jump off the side of this cliff." So the redhead jumps off and shouts "Seagull" and turns into a seagull and flies away. Then the brunette jumps off and shouts "Whale" and turns into a whale, falls into the sea and swims away. Finally the blond runs towards the cliff edge, but trips at the last second, as as she falls she shouts out "Shit"
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, genie, ginger
Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he'd lost his cigarettes. In the middle of the room, under the carpet, was a bump. ''No sense pulling up the entire floor for one pack of smokes,'' he said to himself. He proceeded to get out his hammer and flattened the hump. As he was cleaning up, the lady came in. ''Here,'' she said, handling him his pack of cigarettes. ''I found them in the hallway.'' ''Now,'' she said, ''if only I could find my parakeet.''
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has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, work
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