The best animal jokes

What kind of whale flies? Pilot whales.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish
Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses? He was a rough rider!
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity
What kind of car does a rabbit drive? A furrari.
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has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, car
What fur do we get from a tiger? As fur as possible!
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry, and a sofa? A cowch potato.
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
What do cows call Frank Sinatra? Old Moo Eyes.
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air? A seahorse.
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear? A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
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has 41.89 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
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