Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.
What's a moo hoo for a darling bull? A dear steer.
What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer? A full bull.
When a bull wants to listen to a cassette, what does he put on his head? Steer phones.
What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass? "Hey! Look at the cow's nest!"
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks.
What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider? A harenet.
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin? Pingu-Pong.
Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse? It got angry and bit at the champ!
Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses? He was a rough rider!