The best animal jokes

Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
What's a moo hoo for a darling bull? A dear steer.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal
What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer? A full bull.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal
When a bull wants to listen to a cassette, what does he put on his head? Steer phones.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass? "Hey! Look at the cow's nest!"
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, computer
What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider? A harenet.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin? Pingu-Pong.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal
Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse? It got angry and bit at the champ!
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, sport
What fur do we get from a tiger? As fur as possible!
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal
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