What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin? Pingu-Pong.
Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse? It got angry and bit at the champ!
What fur do we get from a tiger? As fur as possible!
What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits home? A search warren.
What's a rabbits favorite song? "Hoppy Birthday to You."
What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball? They re both brown, except the snowball.
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air? A seahorse.
Johny's curriculum vitae: 1. Full name: John 2. Proverb: work is not a rabbit, does not run. 3. Favorite meal: the sphinx with the sour cream. 4. Sexual orientation: sexually disorientated. 5. Mental health: mentally retarded. 6. Previous careers: funeral undertaking, after that two years in the circus as the main brown bear, after that in the church school for two years, after this experience five years as a screw in the jail for the worst criminals with the top degree of supervision and now working for the secret services in my home country after gaining the top-secret audit. 7. Favorite pets: dog, bumble bee named Maxo, a butterfly named as Redwing and the lizard named as Notail 8. Favorite activities: washing the dishes, cutting the woods, vacuuming and playing hard rock. 9. Working motivation: none. I hope that you will accept my curriculum vitae and that we will see each other soon already as new colleagues, I wish more or less. Kind regards, John
Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken!
What did the cow wear to the football game? A Jersey.