The best animal jokes

Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast. They taste like chicken.
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
In what state will you find the most cows? Moo York.
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, geography
On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and sheep? A wooly jumper.
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has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways? "Dead."
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has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: animal, death
Jesse starts wailing to the vet, "you gotta save my dog, he looks real bad - please you just gotta!" "There, there Jesse, your dog just has a broken hip he'll be fine in no time. My fee, of course, will be $1,500." Jesse starts to wail - "oh, my dog's going to die!!!"
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has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: animal
The T. Rexes were all angry. You know why? Because these huge muscular creatures with these big muscular legs and these tiny little hands! How would you feel, 60 million years never being able to masturbate? That is the real reason dinosaurs are extinct right there.
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has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: animal
They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.
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has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: animal
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