The best animal jokes

I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal
Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days. Finally his mother talked his reluctant father into taking him. "So how was it?" his mother asked when they returned home. "Great," Little Johnny replied. "Did you and daddy have a good time?" asked his mother. "Yeah, daddy really liked it too," exclaimed Little Johnny, "especially when one of the animals came home at 30 to 1!"
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has 40.39 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: animal, dad, little Johnny
Q: What do women and cats have in common? A: Pussy farts.
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has 40.31 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, fart, women
Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast. They taste like chicken.
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
In what state will you find the most cows? Moo York.
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, geography
On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and sheep? A wooly jumper.
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has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways? "Dead."
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has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: animal, death
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