The best animal jokes

On the street strolls a chick dressed with fur from head to toes. Near hear another chick stops and says to hear: Do you imagine how many animals they had to kill for this coat? But do you know with how many animals I had to sleep with for it?
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I went to the movie theater the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dachshund. It was a sad, funny kind of film. In the sad part, the dachshund cried his eyes out, and in the funny part, the dachshund laughed its head off. This happened all the way through the film. After the film had ended, I decided to go and speak to the man. "That's the most amazing thing I've seen," I said. "That dachshund really seemed to enjoy the film." The man turned to me and said, "Yeah, it is. He hated the book."
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What do you call a dog wearing ear muffs? Anything you want, he cant hear you.
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Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
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‘Cats have nine lives. Which makes them ideal for experimentation.’
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Q: Where did the newlywed horses stay? A: In the bridle suite.
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Q: What do you call a chilly dog sitting on bunny? A: A Cold dog on a bun.
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Animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Spot.
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What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways? "Dead."
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