The best animal jokes

What's a rabbits favorite song? "Hoppy Birthday to You."
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball? They re both brown, except the snowball.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air? A seahorse.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal
How does a cow do math? With a cowculator.
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has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal, math
What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry, and a sofa? A cowch potato.
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Would a Police-Dog arrest itself for fouling the street? Police Dog Joke Submitted by Kabogga.
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog
What kind of car does a rabbit drive? A furrari.
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has 41.89 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, car
I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal
Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he'd lost his cigarettes. In the middle of the room, under the carpet, was a bump. ''No sense pulling up the entire floor for one pack of smokes,'' he said to himself. He proceeded to get out his hammer and flattened the hump. As he was cleaning up, the lady came in. ''Here,'' she said, handling him his pack of cigarettes. ''I found them in the hallway.'' ''Now,'' she said, ''if only I could find my parakeet.''
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has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, work
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