The best animal jokes

How does a cow do math? With a cowculator.
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has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, math
One day a man and a giraffe go to a pub they have a couple of drinks then on their way out the giraffe falls over and blocks the door the bar. Man says "you can leave that lion here." The man said "it's not a lion its a giraffe you idiot."
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has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, animal, bar, men, stupid
What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry, and a sofa? A cowch potato.
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
One day there was a tortoise walking on the road. Along came the hare that had once been defeated by the tortoise in a race. The hare was so angry from what had happened to him so he challenged him to another race. The tortoise gladly accepted his challenge. It ended up that the tortoise and the hare never finished the race because they both took a nap right before the finish line. So the tortoise is still the champion of the race. So remember this you snooze you loose!
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air? A seahorse.
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear? A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
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has 41.89 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
A worm gets out from cherry compote and, after he stretches a little, says satisfied: I love sauna!
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has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, love
The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
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has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food, time
Why did the spider buy a car? So he could take it out for a spin!
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has 41.82 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: animal, car
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