What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry, and a sofa? A cowch potato.
Would a Police-Dog arrest itself for fouling the street? Police Dog Joke Submitted by Kabogga.
What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper? Warren.
I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.
Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he'd lost his cigarettes. In the middle of the room, under the carpet, was a bump. ''No sense pulling up the entire floor for one pack of smokes,'' he said to himself. He proceeded to get out his hammer and flattened the hump. As he was cleaning up, the lady came in. ''Here,'' she said, handling him his pack of cigarettes. ''I found them in the hallway.'' ''Now,'' she said, ''if only I could find my parakeet.''
What do you give a deer with an upset stomach? Elkaseltzer.
Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken!
Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days. Finally his mother talked his reluctant father into taking him. "So how was it?" his mother asked when they returned home. "Great," Little Johnny replied. "Did you and daddy have a good time?" asked his mother. "Yeah, daddy really liked it too," exclaimed Little Johnny, "especially when one of the animals came home at 30 to 1!"
Q: What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common? A: The older they get the easier they are to pick up.