The best animal jokes

Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days. Finally his mother talked his reluctant father into taking him. "So how was it?" his mother asked when they returned home. "Great," Little Johnny replied. "Did you and daddy have a good time?" asked his mother. "Yeah, daddy really liked it too," exclaimed Little Johnny, "especially when one of the animals came home at 30 to 1!"
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has 40.47 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: animal, dad, little Johnny
Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
What do you call a frog with no legs? It doesn't matter- he won't come anyway.
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal
Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast. They taste like chicken.
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
A young lawyer was working on a farmer’s case, which asked compensation from the train company because one of they’re trains killed 24 pigs of his. At the High Court, wanting to make impression of the damage amount, the lawyer says: There were 24 pigs gentlemen! Twice as much than you!
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, lawyer
The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
In what state will you find the most cows? Moo York.
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, geography
Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
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