What's a rabbits favorite song? "Hoppy Birthday to You."
What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball? They re both brown, except the snowball.
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air? A seahorse.
How does a cow do math? With a cowculator.
What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry, and a sofa? A cowch potato.
Would a Police-Dog arrest itself for fouling the street? Police Dog Joke Submitted by Kabogga.
What kind of car does a rabbit drive? A furrari.
I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.
Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he'd lost his cigarettes. In the middle of the room, under the carpet, was a bump. ''No sense pulling up the entire floor for one pack of smokes,'' he said to himself. He proceeded to get out his hammer and flattened the hump. As he was cleaning up, the lady came in. ''Here,'' she said, handling him his pack of cigarettes. ''I found them in the hallway.'' ''Now,'' she said, ''if only I could find my parakeet.''