The best animal jokes

I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.
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Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear? A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
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has 41.89 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast. They taste like chicken.
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Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
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A worm gets out from cherry compote and, after he stretches a little, says satisfied: I love sauna!
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has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, love
Why did the spider buy a car? So he could take it out for a spin!
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has 41.82 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: animal, car
Q: What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common? A: The older they get the easier they are to pick up.
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has 40.95 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: age, animal
Two crocks rest on the basin of a zoo talking: Yesterday, the caretaker cursed me, said the older one. What did you do? Asks the other. - I’ve swallowed him...
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Patty was sitting in her back yard digging a hole to bury her dead goldfish. Mrs. Johnson, who lived next door, was watching her over the fence. Mrs. Johnson said, "Patty, what are you doing?" Patty said, "I'm digging a hole to bury my dead goldfish." Mrs. Johnson said, "Patty, don't you think that hole is a little BIG for a goldfish?" Patty said, "No...it's inside your damn cat!"
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