The best animal jokes

What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits home? A search warren.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, cop
What's a rabbits favorite song? "Hoppy Birthday to You."
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball? They re both brown, except the snowball.
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Why did the gray whale go on a diet? Because he wasn't a Fin whale.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish, food
How does a cow do math? With a cowculator.
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has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal, math
What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry, and a sofa? A cowch potato.
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
One day there was a tortoise walking on the road. Along came the hare that had once been defeated by the tortoise in a race. The hare was so angry from what had happened to him so he challenged him to another race. The tortoise gladly accepted his challenge. It ended up that the tortoise and the hare never finished the race because they both took a nap right before the finish line. So the tortoise is still the champion of the race. So remember this you snooze you loose!
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air? A seahorse.
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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal
Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
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