The best animal jokes

What's the difference between an old cat and a baby kitten? An old cat scratches and bites but a little pussy never hurt anybody!
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: age, animal, cat, kitty
What fur do we get from a tiger? As fur as possible!
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal
What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits home? A search warren.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, cop
What's a rabbits favorite song? "Hoppy Birthday to You."
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball? They re both brown, except the snowball.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal
How does a cow do math? With a cowculator.
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has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal, math
One day a man and a giraffe go to a pub they have a couple of drinks then on their way out the giraffe falls over and blocks the door the bar. Man says "you can leave that lion here." The man said "it's not a lion its a giraffe you idiot."
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has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, animal, bar, men, stupid
Why did the zombie baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, disgusting
What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry, and a sofa? A cowch potato.
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
One day there was a tortoise walking on the road. Along came the hare that had once been defeated by the tortoise in a race. The hare was so angry from what had happened to him so he challenged him to another race. The tortoise gladly accepted his challenge. It ended up that the tortoise and the hare never finished the race because they both took a nap right before the finish line. So the tortoise is still the champion of the race. So remember this you snooze you loose!
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal
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