The best animal jokes

Two Bear Hunters Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it. The enraged bear charged toward him, he dropped his rifle and started running for the cabin as fast as he could. He ran pretty fast but the bear was just a little faster and gained on him with every step. Just as he reached the open cabin door, he tripped and fell flat. Too close behind to stop, the bear tripped over him and went rolling into the cabin. The man jumped up, closed the cabin door and yelled to his friend inside, "You skin this one while I go and get another one!"
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Q: Why did the elephant paint himself diffrent colours? A: So he could hide in the crayon box!
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What do cows wear when they are on vacation in Hawaii? Moo moos.
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What do you call a cow who argues with her husband? A bullfighter.
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What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball? They re both brown, except the snowball.
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what is the diffrent between a chicken and a prostute chicken goes cockadoodle do prostute goes any cock will do.
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has 39.47 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting
Three sons left home to make their fortunes, and they all did very, very well for themselves. They got together recently and were discussing what they each had done to benefit their aging mother. "Well," said the first one, "I bought Mom a huge house in Beverly Hills." "I bought her a Mercedes and hired a full-time driver for her." "I've got you both beat," said the third. "I bought her a miraculous parrot that can recite any Bible verse you tell it to." A little later, the mother sent out a thank you letter to all three sons. "Gerald - the house you bought was too big. I only live in one room, but I have to clean the entire house. Milton - the car is useless because I don't go anywhere because I'm too old. But Robert - you know exactly what I like. The chicken was delicious."
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Two rabbits are in a garden and one of the rabbits says, "Thith carrot tathes pithy." The other rabbit says, "Yes, I know, I just pithed on it."
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Q: What's invisible and smells like carrots? A: Bunny farts!
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The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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