What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?
"Dead."
Why did the frog go to the mall?
Because he wanted to go hopping.
The T. Rexes were all angry.
You know why?
Because these huge muscular creatures with these big muscular legs and these tiny little hands!
How would you feel, 60 million years never being able to masturbate?
That is the real reason dinosaurs are extinct right there.
Two rabbits are in a garden and one of the rabbits says, "Thith carrot tathes pithy."
The other rabbit says, "Yes, I know, I just pithed on it."
How do you hire a horse?
Put a brick under each hoof!
What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?
A full bull.
What do rabbits put in their computers?
Hoppy disks.
What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?
A harenet.
Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse?
It got angry and bit at the champ!
What do you call a dinosaur that destroys everything in its path?
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.