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An asp in the grass is a snake, but a grasp in the ass is a goose.
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Two cows were talking.One cow asked the other" I wonder what hamburgers are made of?" The other cow replied "YOUR MOM!
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has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
What fur do we get from a tiger? As fur as possible!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says ''How do you drive this thing?''
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Q: Why did the elephant paint himself diffrent colours? A: So he could hide in the crayon box!
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Q: What do you get if you mix a rabbit and a snake? A: A jump rope!
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What do cows wear when they are on vacation in Hawaii? Moo moos.
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has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, geography, holiday
What do you call a cow who argues with her husband? A bullfighter.
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has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, husband
What’s the difference between goats and women?? Goats are always horney.
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has 39.32 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal, women
‘I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he’s gone.’ Steven Wright
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