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Why is manna from heaven like horse hay? Both are food from aloft!
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What’s the difference between goats and women?? Goats are always horney.
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What's three meters high and jumps every ten seconds? A dinosaur with the hiccups.
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‘I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he’s gone.’ Steven Wright
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Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with a jar of peanut butter? A: A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
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Q. Why did the man cross the road? A. He heard the chicken was a slut.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says ''How do you drive this thing?''
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Why do police dogs lick their balls? To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
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A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver looked at the child and blurted out, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" Infuriated, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. "The bus driver insulted me," she fumed. The man sympathized and said, "Why, he shouldn't say things to insult passengers. He could be fired for that." "You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind!" "That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."
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Q: What was the last thing her husband said to her? A: I'll feed the dog, you feed the fish.
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