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Three sons left home to make their fortunes, and they all did very, very well for themselves. They got together recently and were discussing what they each had done to benefit their aging mother. "Well," said the first one, "I bought Mom a huge house in Beverly Hills." "I bought her a Mercedes and hired a full-time driver for her." "I've got you both beat," said the third. "I bought her a miraculous parrot that can recite any Bible verse you tell it to." A little later, the mother sent out a thank you letter to all three sons. "Gerald - the house you bought was too big. I only live in one room, but I have to clean the entire house. Milton - the car is useless because I don't go anywhere because I'm too old. But Robert - you know exactly what I like. The chicken was delicious."
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When is the best time to fake an orgasm? When a rottweiler is humping your leg.
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Two rabbits are in a garden and one of the rabbits says, "Thith carrot tathes pithy." The other rabbit says, "Yes, I know, I just pithed on it."
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How do you hire a horse? Put a brick under each hoof!
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One day a man and a giraffe go to a pub they have a couple of drinks then on their way out the giraffe falls over and blocks the door the bar. Man says "you can leave that lion here." The man said "it's not a lion its a giraffe you idiot."
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What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer? A full bull.
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What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks.
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What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider? A harenet.
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Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse? It got angry and bit at the champ!
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What do you call a dinosaur that destroys everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
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