The best animal jokes

Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken!
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I had a knock at my door earlier, it was a policeman… “Mr Cook?” “Yes,” I replied. “I’m afraid your dog has just been reported to have chased someone on a bike.” I said, “That’s bullshit – my dog doesn’t have a bike!”
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Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.
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What do ducks wear to party's? A duck-sedo!
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There are two cows in a field. One says to the other: "So what do you think of mad cow disease?" The other replies: "I don't know, I'm a chicken!"
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Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.
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What is a Zebra? A Z-bra is 25 sizes bigger than an A-bra.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says ''How do you drive this thing?''
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Q: What is a zebra? A: A horse behind bars.
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Why does the chicken is sad? Because his dad is a cock. Why does the chicken is even more sad? Because he faces the same future.
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