A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver looked at the child and blurted out, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" Infuriated, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. "The bus driver insulted me," she fumed. The man sympathized and said, "Why, he shouldn't say things to insult passengers. He could be fired for that." "You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind!" "That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."
Why do police dogs lick their balls? To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
Two cows were talking.One cow asked the other" I wonder what hamburgers are made of?" The other cow replied "YOUR MOM!
Q: Why did the elephant paint himself diffrent colours? A: So he could hide in the crayon box!
What do cows wear when they are on vacation in Hawaii? Moo moos.
What’s the difference between goats and women?? Goats are always horney.
‘I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he’s gone.’ Steven Wright
Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken!
Q: Why did the atheist throw her watch out the window? A: She wanted to see if it was designed intelligently enough to evolve into a bird.
Why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner? He was already stuffed!