Three animals were having a drink in a cafe, when the owner asked for the money. I'm not paying," said the duck. "I've only got one bill and I'm not breaking it." "I've spent my last buck," said the deer. "Then the duck'll have to pay," said the skunk. "Getting here cost me my last scent."
Q:Why don't giraffes like fast food? A:Because they can't catch it!
Q: What do women and cats have in common? A: Pussy farts.
What does a frog say when it sees something' great? Toadly awesome!
Why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner? He was already stuffed!
A young woman was having a physical examination and was very embarrassed because of a weight problem. As she removed her last bit of clothing, she blushed. "I'm so ashamed, and dirty Doctor," she said, "I guess I let myself go." The physician was checking hers eyes and ears. "Don't feel ashamed, Miss. You don't look that bad." "Do you really think so, Doctor?" she asked. The doctor held a tongue depressor in front of her face and said, "Of course. Now just open your mouth and say moo."
Why do lions always eat raw meat? "Because they don't know how to cook."
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad!
What is a frogs favorite time? Leap Year!
Q: What is a zebra? A: A horse behind bars.