The best animal jokes

Why can’t elephants go on the beach? Because they can’t keep there trunks up.
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What happened to the frog's car when his parking meter expired? It got toad!!
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has 32.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal, car
Why do lions always eat raw meat? "Because they don't know how to cook."
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has 31.97 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
What does a spider do when he gets angry? He goes up the wall!
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has 31.97 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter. Mother: "What does the cow say?" Child: "Moo!" Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?" Child: "Meow." Mother: "Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?" And this wide-eyed little 3 year-old looked up at her mother and in her deepest voice replied, "Bud."
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has 31.97 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: age, animal, kids
A hippo once told me he hated gangs, but then he joined one What a HippoCrip.
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Q: What do women and cats have in common? A: Pussy farts.
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has 31.81 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, fart, women
Q: Why do gorillas have big noses? A: Because they have big fingers!
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has 31.56 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: animal
A mouse chanced on a pool of whiskey that was the result of a raid by prohibition-enforcement agents. The mouse had had no previous acquaintance with liquor, but now, being thirsty, it took a sip of the strange fluid, and then retired into its hole to think. After some thought, it returned to the pool, and took a second sip of the whiskey. It then withdrew again to its hole, and thought. Presently, it issued and drew near the pool for the third time. Now, it took a big drink. Nor did it retreat to its hole. Instead, it climbed on a soap box, stood on its hind legs, bristled its whiskers, and squeaked: "Now, bring on your cat!"
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has 31.56 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, animal
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.
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has 31.56 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: animal, men
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