The best animal jokes

A fellow always wanted to own a pet skunk, so in the dead of winter, he took his girlfriend with him to go hunting for one. After a bit of waiting, they bagged a skunk and brought him back to the truck. The skunk was very scared and very cold, so the guy asks his girlfriend if she can keep the skunk between her legs to keep him warm. "But what about the smell?" asks his girlfriend. "Oh, he'll get used to it, just like I did."
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has 32.63 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, hunting, relationship
Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
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has 32.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Why can’t elephants go on the beach? Because they can’t keep there trunks up.
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has 32.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Brontosnorus.
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has 32.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal
I love my cat. My cat does not care.
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has 32.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal
Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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has 32.17 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, cowboy, time
The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
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has 32.12 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food, time
Zebras are just horses that escaped from prison.
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has 31.97 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, prison
What does a spider do when he gets angry? He goes up the wall!
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has 31.97 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter. Mother: "What does the cow say?" Child: "Moo!" Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?" Child: "Meow." Mother: "Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?" And this wide-eyed little 3 year-old looked up at her mother and in her deepest voice replied, "Bud."
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has 31.97 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: age, animal, kids
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