Q: What is a zebra?
A: A horse behind bars.
Why do lions always eat raw meat?
"Because they don't know how to cook."
A fellow always wanted to own a pet skunk, so in the dead of winter, he took his girlfriend with him to go hunting for one.
After a bit of waiting, they bagged a skunk and brought him back to the truck.
The skunk was very scared and very cold, so the guy asks his girlfriend if she can keep the skunk between her legs to keep him warm.
"But what about the smell?" asks his girlfriend.
"Oh, he'll get used to it, just like I did."
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Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
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What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper?
A Brontosnorus.
Little Susan was helping her mother to set the table, cause her father invited over his company managers.
When everybody sat on the table, her mother noticed that a flatware set was missing.
"Susan, why didn’t you put flatware on Mr. Marc’s seat?"
"I thought that I didn’t have to, since dad told us that Mr. Marc, eats like a pig…"
What does a spider do when he gets angry?
He goes up the wall!
A hippo once told me he hated gangs, but then he joined one
What a HippoCrip.
Q: What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?
A: A receding hare line.