The best animal jokes

Is it just me, or do alligators always look like they are in the middle of a push-up?
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Why do lions always eat raw meat? "Because they don't know how to cook."
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Q: What do you call a chilly dog sitting on bunny? A: A Cold dog on a bun.
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What do you call a bear with no teeth, a gummy bear!
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What happens when you mix a frog with a bathtub scrubby-mit? A rubbit!
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What's green green green green green? A frog rolling down a hill.
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Why did the gag-writer turn green? Cause the gag-writer was sick of writing frog jokes!
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A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner. After some wheeling and dealing, they settled for $10,000 for the duck and the pot. Three days later the circus owner runs back to the bar in anger, "Your duck is a ripoff! I put him on the pot before a whole audience, and he didn't dance a single step!" "What!?" asked the duck's former owner, "did you remember to light the candle under the pot?"
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How can you tell that elephants have been doing it in your garage? All your Hefty Bags are missing.
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A kangaroo mom with seven babies in her pouch told another kangaroo mom, "These sleepovers are killing me."
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