The best animal jokes

Three animals were having a drink in a cafe, when the owner asked for the money. I'm not paying," said the duck. "I've only got one bill and I'm not breaking it." "I've spent my last buck," said the deer. "Then the duck'll have to pay," said the skunk. "Getting here cost me my last scent."
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has 33.50 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, duck, money
Q:Why don't giraffes like fast food? A:Because they can't catch it!
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has 33.50 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: What do women and cats have in common? A: Pussy farts.
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has 33.48 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, fart, women
What does a frog say when it sees something' great? Toadly awesome!
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has 33.37 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal
Why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner? He was already stuffed!
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has 33.28 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, Thanksgiving
A young woman was having a physical examination and was very embarrassed because of a weight problem. As she removed her last bit of clothing, she blushed. "I'm so ashamed, and dirty Doctor," she said, "I guess I let myself go." The physician was checking hers eyes and ears. "Don't feel ashamed, Miss. You don't look that bad." "Do you really think so, Doctor?" she asked. The doctor held a tongue depressor in front of her face and said, "Of course. Now just open your mouth and say moo."
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has 33.24 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, doctor, women
Why do lions always eat raw meat? "Because they don't know how to cook."
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has 33.22 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad!
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has 32.79 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal
What is a frogs favorite time? Leap Year!
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has 32.79 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, time
Q: What is a zebra? A: A horse behind bars.
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has 32.79 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, horse
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