The best animal jokes

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad!
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What is a frogs favorite time? Leap Year!
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has 32.79 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, time
Q: What is a zebra? A: A horse behind bars.
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has 32.79 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, horse
Why do lions always eat raw meat? "Because they don't know how to cook."
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has 32.63 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
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has 32.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Brontosnorus.
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has 32.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal
I love my cat. My cat does not care.
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has 32.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal
Little Susan was helping her mother to set the table, cause her father invited over his company managers. When everybody sat on the table, her mother noticed that a flatware set was missing. "Susan, why didn’t you put flatware on Mr. Marc’s seat?" "I thought that I didn’t have to, since dad told us that Mr. Marc, eats like a pig…"
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has 32.30 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: animal, dad, kids
What does a spider do when he gets angry? He goes up the wall!
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has 31.97 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal
A hippo once told me he hated gangs, but then he joined one What a HippoCrip.
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has 31.97 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal
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