What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad!
What is a frogs favorite time?
Leap Year!
Q: What is a zebra?
A: A horse behind bars.
Why do lions always eat raw meat?
"Because they don't know how to cook."
Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
Vote:
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper?
A Brontosnorus.
Little Susan was helping her mother to set the table, cause her father invited over his company managers.
When everybody sat on the table, her mother noticed that a flatware set was missing.
"Susan, why didn’t you put flatware on Mr. Marc’s seat?"
"I thought that I didn’t have to, since dad told us that Mr. Marc, eats like a pig…"
What does a spider do when he gets angry?
He goes up the wall!
A hippo once told me he hated gangs, but then he joined one
What a HippoCrip.