The best animal jokes

What does a frog say when it sees something' great? Toadly awesome!
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has 33.37 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal
Why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner? He was already stuffed!
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has 33.28 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, Thanksgiving
A young woman was having a physical examination and was very embarrassed because of a weight problem. As she removed her last bit of clothing, she blushed. "I'm so ashamed, and dirty Doctor," she said, "I guess I let myself go." The physician was checking hers eyes and ears. "Don't feel ashamed, Miss. You don't look that bad." "Do you really think so, Doctor?" she asked. The doctor held a tongue depressor in front of her face and said, "Of course. Now just open your mouth and say moo."
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has 33.24 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, doctor, women
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad!
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has 32.79 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal
What is a frogs favorite time? Leap Year!
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has 32.79 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, time
Q: What is a zebra? A: A horse behind bars.
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has 32.79 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, horse
Why do lions always eat raw meat? "Because they don't know how to cook."
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has 32.63 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
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has 32.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Why do police dogs lick their balls? To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
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has 32.59 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: animal, cop, dog, racist
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Brontosnorus.
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has 32.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal
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