Is it just me, or do alligators always look like they are in the middle of a push-up?
Why do lions always eat raw meat?
"Because they don't know how to cook."
Q: What do you call a chilly dog sitting on bunny?
A: A Cold dog on a bun.
What do you call a bear with no teeth, a gummy bear!
What happens when you mix a frog with a bathtub scrubby-mit?
A rubbit!
What's green green green green green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
Why did the gag-writer turn green?
Cause the gag-writer was sick of writing frog jokes!
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show.
On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it.
The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner.
After some wheeling and dealing, they settled for $10,000 for the duck and the pot.
Three days later the circus owner runs back to the bar in anger, "Your duck is a ripoff!
I put him on the pot before a whole audience, and he didn't dance a single step!"
"What!?" asked the duck's former owner, "did you remember to light the candle under the pot?"
How can you tell that elephants have been doing it in your garage?
All your Hefty Bags are missing.
A kangaroo mom with seven babies in her pouch told another kangaroo mom, "These sleepovers are killing me."