What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
(A drizzly bear!)
Q: Where did the newlywed horses stay?
A: In the bridle suite.
How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?
Unhoppy.
Why do lions always eat raw meat?
"Because they don't know how to cook."
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
You don't because it won't come.
Question: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?
Answer: Lipstick.
How do you stop a skunk from smelling?
You hold his nose!
So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says ''Your eyes sparkle like diamonds''.
I said, ''Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck'
Is it just me, or do alligators always look like they are in the middle of a push-up?
Q: What do you call a chilly dog sitting on bunny?
A: A Cold dog on a bun.