The best animal jokes

Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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has 34.58 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Some scientists decided to do the following experiments on a dog. For the first experiment, they cut one of the dog's legs off, then they told the dog to walk. The dog got up and walked, so they they learned that a dog could walk with just three legs. For the second experiment, they cut off a second leg from the dog, then they told the dog once more to walk. The dog was still able to walk with only two legs. For the third experiment, they cut off yet another leg from the dog and once more they told the dog to walk. However, the dog wasn't able to walk with only one leg. As a result of these three experiments, the scientists wrote in their final report that the dog had lost it's hearing after having three legs cut off.
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has 34.40 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, science
Q: What did the seal say when found nuts in the sea? A: "Look I found deep nuts."
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has 34.40 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, dirty
Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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has 34.19 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death, hunting
Why is manna from heaven like horse hay? Both are food from aloft!
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has 34.13 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, heaven
What does a frog say when it sees something' great? Toadly awesome!
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has 34.09 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal
Why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner? He was already stuffed!
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has 33.86 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, Thanksgiving
Why do lions always eat raw meat? "Because they don't know how to cook."
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has 33.76 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Why do police dogs lick their balls? To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
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has 33.50 % from 148 votes. More jokes about: animal, cop, dog, racist
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other: "So what do you think of mad cow disease?" The other replies: "I don't know, I'm a chicken!"
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has 33.50 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, health
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