The best animal jokes

Q: What is a zebra? A: A horse behind bars.
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has 32.79 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, horse
Why do lions always eat raw meat? "Because they don't know how to cook."
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has 32.63 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
A fellow always wanted to own a pet skunk, so in the dead of winter, he took his girlfriend with him to go hunting for one. After a bit of waiting, they bagged a skunk and brought him back to the truck. The skunk was very scared and very cold, so the guy asks his girlfriend if she can keep the skunk between her legs to keep him warm. "But what about the smell?" asks his girlfriend. "Oh, he'll get used to it, just like I did."
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has 32.63 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, hunting, relationship
Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
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has 32.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Brontosnorus.
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has 32.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal
I love my cat. My cat does not care.
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has 32.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal
Little Susan was helping her mother to set the table, cause her father invited over his company managers. When everybody sat on the table, her mother noticed that a flatware set was missing. "Susan, why didn’t you put flatware on Mr. Marc’s seat?" "I thought that I didn’t have to, since dad told us that Mr. Marc, eats like a pig…"
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has 32.30 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: animal, dad, kids
What does a spider do when he gets angry? He goes up the wall!
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has 31.97 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal
A hippo once told me he hated gangs, but then he joined one What a HippoCrip.
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has 31.97 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back? A: A receding hare line.
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has 31.97 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal
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