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What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain? (A drizzly bear!)
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Q: Where did the newlywed horses stay? A: In the bridle suite.
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How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg? Unhoppy.
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Why do lions always eat raw meat? "Because they don't know how to cook."
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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't because it won't come.
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Question: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull? Answer: Lipstick.
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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? You hold his nose!
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says ''Your eyes sparkle like diamonds''. I said, ''Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck'
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Is it just me, or do alligators always look like they are in the middle of a push-up?
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Q: What do you call a chilly dog sitting on bunny? A: A Cold dog on a bun.
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