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What do frogs do with paper? Rip-it!
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What do you call a frog with no legs? It doesn't matter- he won't come anyway.
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What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Brontosnorus.
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How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
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What did the dog say to the hot dog bun? "Are you pure bred?"
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A rabbit went to the fortune-teller, “what do you see in my future?” asked the rabbit. “Very soon,” replied the fortune-teller, “you will meet a pretty young girl who will want to know everything about you.” “That’s great!” said the rabbit, hopping up and down. “But when will I meet her?” “Next week in science class,” said the fortune-teller.
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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Spot!
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The more people I meet, the more I like my cat.
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Q: What is a thespian pony? A: A little horse play
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Q: What creature has more lives than a cat? A: A frog, after all, they croak every night.
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