Two Bear Hunters Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it. The enraged bear charged toward him, he dropped his rifle and started running for the cabin as fast as he could. He ran pretty fast but the bear was just a little faster and gained on him with every step. Just as he reached the open cabin door, he tripped and fell flat. Too close behind to stop, the bear tripped over him and went rolling into the cabin. The man jumped up, closed the cabin door and yelled to his friend inside, "You skin this one while I go and get another one!"
On the street strolls a chick dressed with fur from head to toes. Near hear another chick stops and says to hear: Do you imagine how many animals they had to kill for this coat? But do you know with how many animals I had to sleep with for it?
What do you call a dog wearing ear muffs? Anything you want, he cant hear you.
Law of Cat Disinterest A cat's interest level will vary in inverse proportion to the amount of effort a human expends in trying to interest him.
What color socks do bears wear? (They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!)
Q: Where did the newlywed horses stay? A: In the bridle suite.
How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg? Unhoppy.
Why do lions always eat raw meat? "Because they don't know how to cook."
Question: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull? Answer: Lipstick.
How do you stop a skunk from smelling? You hold his nose!