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What happens when you mix a frog with a bathtub scrubby-mit? A rubbit!
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What's green green green green green? A frog rolling down a hill.
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Why did the gag-writer turn green? Cause the gag-writer was sick of writing frog jokes!
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A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner. After some wheeling and dealing, they settled for $10,000 for the duck and the pot. Three days later the circus owner runs back to the bar in anger, "Your duck is a ripoff! I put him on the pot before a whole audience, and he didn't dance a single step!" "What!?" asked the duck's former owner, "did you remember to light the candle under the pot?"
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How can you tell that elephants have been doing it in your garage? All your Hefty Bags are missing.
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What is the longest organ in a sheep's body? A New Zealander's cock!
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A kangaroo mom with seven babies in her pouch told another kangaroo mom, "These sleepovers are killing me."
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah; I thought, ''He's trying to pull a fast one''.
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What is a zebra? 26 sizes larger than an ‘A’ bra.
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A dog with three legs walks into a Wild West bar and says, ‘I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.’
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