The best animal jokes

A rabbit went to the fortune-teller, “what do you see in my future?” asked the rabbit. “Very soon,” replied the fortune-teller, “you will meet a pretty young girl who will want to know everything about you.” “That’s great!” said the rabbit, hopping up and down. “But when will I meet her?” “Next week in science class,” said the fortune-teller.
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Cats took many thousands of years to domesticate humans.
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The more people I meet, the more I like my cat.
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What do you if you're trapped inside a whale? Run round and round till you're all pooped out!
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has 31.56 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting
Why didn’t the internet get any e-mail? Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
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has 31.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, internet, IT
Why is manna from heaven like horse hay? Both are food from aloft!
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has 31.06 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, heaven
Question: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull? Answer: Lipstick.
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has 31.03 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, women
Q: What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back? A: A receding hare line.
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Little Susan was helping her mother to set the table, cause her father invited over his company managers. When everybody sat on the table, her mother noticed that a flatware set was missing. "Susan, why didn’t you put flatware on Mr. Marc’s seat?" "I thought that I didn’t have to, since dad told us that Mr. Marc, eats like a pig…"
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has 30.80 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: animal, dad, kids
Why do lions always eat raw meat? "Because they don't know how to cook."
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