What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad!
Q: What is a zebra?
A: A horse behind bars.
Q:Why don't giraffes like fast food?
A:Because they can't catch it!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
Moooooo!
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What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper?
A Brontosnorus.
So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says ''Your eyes sparkle like diamonds''.
I said, ''Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck'
A young woman was having a physical examination and was very embarrassed because of a weight problem.
As she removed her last bit of clothing, she blushed.
"I'm so ashamed, and dirty Doctor," she said, "I guess I let myself go."
The physician was checking hers eyes and ears.
"Don't feel ashamed, Miss.
You don't look that bad."
"Do you really think so, Doctor?" she asked.
The doctor held a tongue depressor in front of her face and said, "Of course. Now just open your mouth and say moo."
Q: What do women and cats have in common?
A: Pussy farts.
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Why didn’t the internet get any e-mail?
Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
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