How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg? Unhoppy.
Why do lions always eat raw meat? "Because they don't know how to cook."
Question: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull? Answer: Lipstick.
How do you stop a skunk from smelling? You hold his nose!
So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says ''Your eyes sparkle like diamonds''. I said, ''Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck'
Is it just me, or do alligators always look like they are in the middle of a push-up?
Little Susan was helping her mother to set the table, cause her father invited over his company managers. When everybody sat on the table, her mother noticed that a flatware set was missing. "Susan, why didn’t you put flatware on Mr. Marc’s seat?" "I thought that I didn’t have to, since dad told us that Mr. Marc, eats like a pig…"
Q: What do you call a chilly dog sitting on bunny? A: A Cold dog on a bun.
What do you call a bear with no teeth, a gummy bear!
What's black and white and green? A frog sitting on a newspaper.