The best animal jokes

Q: What is a zebra? A: A horse behind bars.
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Q: Why do gorillas have big noses? A: Because they have big fingers!
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Animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
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How do you confuse a frog? Put it in a round bowl and tell it to take a nap in the corner.
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Little Billy looks at the chimpanzees from the zoo. Mama, little Billy shouts, this monkey looks like our neighbour, Mr. Danny. Billy, it’s not polite to talk like that! Why? The chimpanzee doesn’t understand...
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Q: What's a tiger running a copy machine called? A: A copycat!
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A rabbit went to the fortune-teller, “what do you see in my future?” asked the rabbit. “Very soon,” replied the fortune-teller, “you will meet a pretty young girl who will want to know everything about you.” “That’s great!” said the rabbit, hopping up and down. “But when will I meet her?” “Next week in science class,” said the fortune-teller.
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Cats took many thousands of years to domesticate humans.
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Why didn’t the internet get any e-mail? Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
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has 31.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, internet, IT
Question: Why did the Army send do many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf? Answer: They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.
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has 31.06 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, military, women
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