A rabbit went to the fortune-teller, “what do you see in my future?” asked the rabbit. “Very soon,” replied the fortune-teller, “you will meet a pretty young girl who will want to know everything about you.” “That’s great!” said the rabbit, hopping up and down. “But when will I meet her?” “Next week in science class,” said the fortune-teller.
Cats took many thousands of years to domesticate humans.
The more people I meet, the more I like my cat.
What do you if you're trapped inside a whale? Run round and round till you're all pooped out!
Why didn’t the internet get any e-mail? Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
Why is manna from heaven like horse hay? Both are food from aloft!
Question: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull? Answer: Lipstick.
Q: What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back? A: A receding hare line.
Little Susan was helping her mother to set the table, cause her father invited over his company managers. When everybody sat on the table, her mother noticed that a flatware set was missing. "Susan, why didn’t you put flatware on Mr. Marc’s seat?" "I thought that I didn’t have to, since dad told us that Mr. Marc, eats like a pig…"
Why do lions always eat raw meat? "Because they don't know how to cook."