The best animal jokes

How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg? Unhoppy.
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has 30.11 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal
Why do lions always eat raw meat? "Because they don't know how to cook."
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has 29.98 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Question: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull? Answer: Lipstick.
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has 29.93 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, women
How do you stop a skunk from smelling? You hold his nose!
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has 29.93 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal
So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says ''Your eyes sparkle like diamonds''. I said, ''Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck'
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has 29.93 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal
Is it just me, or do alligators always look like they are in the middle of a push-up?
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has 29.51 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal
Little Susan was helping her mother to set the table, cause her father invited over his company managers. When everybody sat on the table, her mother noticed that a flatware set was missing. "Susan, why didn’t you put flatware on Mr. Marc’s seat?" "I thought that I didn’t have to, since dad told us that Mr. Marc, eats like a pig…"
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has 29.23 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal, dad, kids
Q: What do you call a chilly dog sitting on bunny? A: A Cold dog on a bun.
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has 29.01 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog
What do you call a bear with no teeth, a gummy bear!
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has 29.01 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: animal
What's black and white and green? A frog sitting on a newspaper.
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has 29.01 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: animal
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