The best animal jokes

Q: What's a tiger running a copy machine called? A: A copycat!
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There was a papa mole, a momma mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole out in the country near a farmhouse. Papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell sausage!" Momma mole poked her head outside the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell pancakes!" Baby mole tried to stick his head outside but couldn't because of the two bigger moles. Baby mole said, "The only thing I smell is molasses."
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A rabbit went to the fortune-teller, “what do you see in my future?” asked the rabbit. “Very soon,” replied the fortune-teller, “you will meet a pretty young girl who will want to know everything about you.” “That’s great!” said the rabbit, hopping up and down. “But when will I meet her?” “Next week in science class,” said the fortune-teller.
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The more people I meet, the more I like my cat.
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What do you if you're trapped inside a whale? Run round and round till you're all pooped out!
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Zebras are just horses that escaped from prison.
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has 31.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, prison
Why didn’t the internet get any e-mail? Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
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has 31.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, internet, IT
Why is manna from heaven like horse hay? Both are food from aloft!
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Question: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull? Answer: Lipstick.
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has 31.03 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, women
Q: What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back? A: A receding hare line.
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