The best animal jokes

A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter. Mother: "What does the cow say?" Child: "Moo!" Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?" Child: "Meow." Mother: "Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?" And this wide-eyed little 3 year-old looked up at her mother and in her deepest voice replied, "Bud."
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A hippo once told me he hated gangs, but then he joined one What a HippoCrip.
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It was a hot summer night. Slowly I spread her legs and my hand was trying to find its way to her nipple... I was so excited! I never milked a cow before...
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Q: What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back? A: A receding hare line.
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Q: Why do gorillas have big noses? A: Because they have big fingers!
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Animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
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How do you confuse a frog? Put it in a round bowl and tell it to take a nap in the corner.
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Little Billy looks at the chimpanzees from the zoo. Mama, little Billy shouts, this monkey looks like our neighbour, Mr. Danny. Billy, it’s not polite to talk like that! Why? The chimpanzee doesn’t understand...
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Q: What's a tiger running a copy machine called? A: A copycat!
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A rabbit went to the fortune-teller, “what do you see in my future?” asked the rabbit. “Very soon,” replied the fortune-teller, “you will meet a pretty young girl who will want to know everything about you.” “That’s great!” said the rabbit, hopping up and down. “But when will I meet her?” “Next week in science class,” said the fortune-teller.
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