The best animal jokes

Cats took many thousands of years to domesticate humans.
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has 31.56 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't because it won't come.
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has 31.48 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, food
A fellow always wanted to own a pet skunk, so in the dead of winter, he took his girlfriend with him to go hunting for one. After a bit of waiting, they bagged a skunk and brought him back to the truck. The skunk was very scared and very cold, so the guy asks his girlfriend if she can keep the skunk between her legs to keep him warm. "But what about the smell?" asks his girlfriend. "Oh, he'll get used to it, just like I did."
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has 31.48 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, hunting, relationship
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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has 31.40 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, horse
Why didn’t the internet get any e-mail? Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
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has 31.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, internet, IT
Question: Why did the Army send do many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf? Answer: They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.
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has 31.06 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, military, women
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.
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has 31.03 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, men
Q: What's the difference between a dog and a fox? A: About eight beers.
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has 31.03 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, animal, beer
Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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has 30.82 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, cowboy, time
Zebras are just horses that escaped from prison.
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has 30.77 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, prison
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