The best animal jokes

Q: What is a zebra? A: A horse behind bars.
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has 31.06 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, horse
What does a frog say when it sees something' great? Toadly awesome!
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has 31.03 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal
Question: Why did the Army send do many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf? Answer: They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.
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has 30.43 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, military, women
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't because it won't come.
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has 30.41 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, food
What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Spot.
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has 30.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: animal
What's green green green green green? A frog rolling down a hill.
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has 30.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: animal
The old mosquito puts the little baby’s to bed and tells them: If you are good, tomorrow I’m going to take you to the nudists.
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has 30.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do you call a dog wearing ear muffs? Anything you want, he cant hear you.
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has 30.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: animal
Law of Cat Disinterest A cat's interest level will vary in inverse proportion to the amount of effort a human expends in trying to interest him.
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A man walks by a table in a casino and passes three men and a dog playing cards. ‘That’s a very smart dog,’ says the man. ‘He’s not so clever,’ says one of the players. ‘Every time he gets a good hand, he wags his tail.’
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has 30.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: animal
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