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How is cat food sold? Usually purr can!
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What are cat-erpillars afraid of? Dog-erpillars.
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Q: What do you call a cow that's had an abortion? A: De-calf-i-nated.
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What's green with red spots? A frog with the chicken pox!
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What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts? Deer Nuts are always under a buck.
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Q. How does a frog confuse you? A. When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much better.
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Q:Why did the cow cross the road? A:To go to the moo-vies.
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What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? He keeps coming and coming and coming...
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How does a frog confuse you? When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much better.
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The little snail begs for his mother: Mother, please let me pass the rail road! Thunder dear, not now. In five hours the train passes.
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