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Why couldn't the skunk use her phone? It was out of odor!
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Question: What do you get when you cross a shark and a parrot? Answer: a creature that talks your ear off.
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Is it just me, or do alligators always look like they are in the middle of a push-up?
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Q. What's black and white and green? A. A frog sitting on a newspaper.
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What's gray and powdery? Instant Elephant.
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Why do moths fly with their legs open? Cause they've got huge mothballs!
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What's green and red? A very mad frog.
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Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes? He liked a good croak and dagger.
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How does a frog confuse you? When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much better.
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What did the frog say to the fly? You are really starting to bug me!
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