The best animal jokes

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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has 31.39 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, cowboy, time
Why didn’t the internet get any e-mail? Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
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has 31.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, internet, IT
Question: Why did the Army send do many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf? Answer: They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.
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has 31.06 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, military, women
Question: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull? Answer: Lipstick.
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has 31.03 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, women
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't because it won't come.
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has 30.77 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, food
Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
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has 30.41 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, Chuck Norris, war
What do you call a dog wearing ear muffs? Anything you want, he cant hear you.
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has 30.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: animal
Law of Cat Disinterest A cat's interest level will vary in inverse proportion to the amount of effort a human expends in trying to interest him.
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has 30.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: animal
A dog with three legs walks into a Wild West bar and says, ‘I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.’
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has 30.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: animal
A man walks by a table in a casino and passes three men and a dog playing cards. ‘That’s a very smart dog,’ says the man. ‘He’s not so clever,’ says one of the players. ‘Every time he gets a good hand, he wags his tail.’
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has 30.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: animal
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