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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says ''Your eyes sparkle like diamonds''. I said, ''Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck'
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has 29.93 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal
What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law? There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
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has 29.51 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, food, mother in law
Is it just me, or do alligators always look like they are in the middle of a push-up?
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has 29.51 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal
Little Susan was helping her mother to set the table, cause her father invited over his company managers. When everybody sat on the table, her mother noticed that a flatware set was missing. "Susan, why didn’t you put flatware on Mr. Marc’s seat?" "I thought that I didn’t have to, since dad told us that Mr. Marc, eats like a pig…"
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has 29.23 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal, dad, kids
Q: What do you call a chilly dog sitting on bunny? A: A Cold dog on a bun.
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has 29.01 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog
What do you call a bear with no teeth, a gummy bear!
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has 29.01 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: animal
What's black and white and green? A frog sitting on a newspaper.
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has 29.01 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: animal
What happens when you mix a frog with a bathtub scrubby-mit? A rubbit!
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has 29.01 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: animal
What's green green green green green? A frog rolling down a hill.
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has 29.01 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: animal
Why did the gag-writer turn green? Cause the gag-writer was sick of writing frog jokes!
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has 29.01 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: animal
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