The best animal jokes

How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg? Unhoppy.
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has 34.69 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: What do you call a fight between you and your dad? A: Dady issues!
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has 34.13 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, dad
A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking by outside. "What's going on?" she yells out the window. "Cow on the track!" replies the conductor. Ten minutes later, the train resumes its slow pace. Within five minutes, however, it stops again. The woman sees the same conductor walk again. She leans out the window and yells, "What happened? Did we catch up with the cow again?"
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has 34.09 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, time, travel
Why do police dogs lick their balls? To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
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has 33.96 % from 130 votes. More jokes about: animal, cop, dog, racist
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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has 33.76 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, horse
A young woman was having a physical examination and was very embarrassed because of a weight problem. As she removed her last bit of clothing, she blushed. "I'm so ashamed, and dirty Doctor," she said, "I guess I let myself go." The physician was checking hers eyes and ears. "Don't feel ashamed, Miss. You don't look that bad." "Do you really think so, Doctor?" she asked. The doctor held a tongue depressor in front of her face and said, "Of course. Now just open your mouth and say moo."
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has 33.71 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, doctor, women
Q:Why don't giraffes like fast food? A:Because they can't catch it!
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has 33.50 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal
Why is manna from heaven like horse hay? Both are food from aloft!
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has 33.50 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, heaven
How do you stop a skunk from smelling? You hold his nose!
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has 33.37 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: What do women and cats have in common? A: Pussy farts.
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has 33.13 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, fart, women
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