The best animal jokes

What's the difference between an old cat and a baby kitten? An old cat scratches and bites but a little pussy never hurt anybody!
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has 33.37 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: age, animal, cat, kitty
What do you call a frog with no legs? It doesn't matter- he won't come anyway.
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has 33.37 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: Why does a dog lick himself? A: He can't make a fist.
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has 33.37 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting
A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer. The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings." The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer. The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings." The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings." The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer. The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs." The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs." Te bartender says, "You are now. That was a barbitchyouate."
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has 33.22 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, animal, bar, bartender, beer
One day there was a woman who lost her cat named "LOVE." It was pretty dark outside and she lived in New York. So, thinking that he might be down the street, she put on her house-coat and went looking for him. When a police officer stopped to ask what she was doing, she said very honestly, "I'm looking for LOVE." The policeman arrested her on the spot.
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has 32.79 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, cop, women
What is a frogs favorite time? Leap Year!
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has 32.79 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, time
In what state will you find the most cows? Moo York.
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has 32.79 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, geography
Q: What did the emu say to the nurse? A: Mend her bones or walk the plank
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has 32.79 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, nurse
Why is manna from heaven like horse hay? Both are food from aloft!
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has 32.79 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, heaven
What is the difference between a man and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish.
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has 32.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish, men
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