The best animal jokes

Three animals were having a drink in a cafe, when the owner asked for the money. I'm not paying," said the duck. "I've only got one bill and I'm not breaking it." "I've spent my last buck," said the deer. "Then the duck'll have to pay," said the skunk. "Getting here cost me my last scent."
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has 33.50 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, duck, money
What's the difference between an old cat and a baby kitten? An old cat scratches and bites but a little pussy never hurt anybody!
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has 33.50 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: age, animal, cat, kitty
Q:Why don't giraffes like fast food? A:Because they can't catch it!
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has 33.50 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal
Why is manna from heaven like horse hay? Both are food from aloft!
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has 33.50 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, heaven
Why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner? He was already stuffed!
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has 33.28 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, Thanksgiving
Why do police dogs lick their balls? To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
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has 33.15 % from 133 votes. More jokes about: animal, cop, dog, racist
Q: What do women and cats have in common? A: Pussy farts.
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has 33.13 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, fart, women
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad!
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has 32.79 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal
What is a frogs favorite time? Leap Year!
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has 32.79 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, time
Q: What is a zebra? A: A horse behind bars.
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has 32.79 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, horse
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