What did the frog say to the fly? You are really starting to bug me!
How come sharks don’t attack lawyers? From professional courtesy.
Name an animal that lives in Lapland? A reindeer Good, now name another. Another reindeer!
Two men were walking along the street when they came upon a dog licking his dick. One man said, "I sure wish I could do that." The other replied, "You can, but you're probably going to have to pet him first."
What to polar bears eat for lunch? (Ice berg-ers!)
What’s black and white and makes a lot of noise? A zebra with a drum kit.
Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
What looks like half a cat? The other half.
I can teach my cat any trick he wants to do!
I heard my tire thumping, I thought it was flat. When I looked at my tire I discovered your cat. Sorry...