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What did the frog say to the fly? You are really starting to bug me!
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How come sharks don’t attack lawyers? From professional courtesy.
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Name an animal that lives in Lapland? A reindeer Good, now name another. Another reindeer!
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Two men were walking along the street when they came upon a dog licking his dick. One man said, "I sure wish I could do that." The other replied, "You can, but you're probably going to have to pet him first."
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What to polar bears eat for lunch? (Ice berg-ers!)
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What’s black and white and makes a lot of noise? A zebra with a drum kit.
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Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
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What looks like half a cat? The other half.
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I can teach my cat any trick he wants to do!
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I heard my tire thumping, I thought it was flat. When I looked at my tire I discovered your cat. Sorry...
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