Q. What did the frog say to the fly? A. You are really starting to bug me!
Why God did made the snake before lawyers? To exercise.
Q: What did the bird say after his cage fell apart? A: "Cheap, cheap!"
So...I had this rabbit that died of heatstroke after a week and I didn't have a time to name it. So after it died and was on my lap the name came to me...I'll call it floppy!
Why couldn't the skunk use her phone? It was out of odor!
Is it just me, or do alligators always look like they are in the middle of a push-up?
Q. What's black and white and green? A. A frog sitting on a newspaper.
Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes? He liked a good croak and dagger.
What did the frog say to the fly? You are really starting to bug me!
How come sharks don’t attack lawyers? From professional courtesy.