The best animal jokes

Is it just me, or do alligators always look like they are in the middle of a push-up?
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has 29.51 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal
Little Susan was helping her mother to set the table, cause her father invited over his company managers. When everybody sat on the table, her mother noticed that a flatware set was missing. "Susan, why didn’t you put flatware on Mr. Marc’s seat?" "I thought that I didn’t have to, since dad told us that Mr. Marc, eats like a pig…"
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has 29.23 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal, dad, kids
What’s the difference between a pigeon and a nigger? The pigeon is white and the nigger can’t fly!
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has 29.18 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people
Q: What do you call a chilly dog sitting on bunny? A: A Cold dog on a bun.
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has 29.01 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog
What's black and white and green? A frog sitting on a newspaper.
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has 29.01 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: animal
What happens when you mix a frog with a bathtub scrubby-mit? A rubbit!
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has 29.01 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: animal
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner. After some wheeling and dealing, they settled for $10,000 for the duck and the pot. Three days later the circus owner runs back to the bar in anger, "Your duck is a ripoff! I put him on the pot before a whole audience, and he didn't dance a single step!" "What!?" asked the duck's former owner, "did you remember to light the candle under the pot?"
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has 29.01 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: animal
How can you tell that elephants have been doing it in your garage? All your Hefty Bags are missing.
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has 29.01 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: animal
What is the longest organ in a sheep's body? A New Zealander's cock!
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has 29.01 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: animal
A kangaroo mom with seven babies in her pouch told another kangaroo mom, "These sleepovers are killing me."
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has 29.01 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: animal
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