The best animal jokes

What are cat-erpillars afraid of? Dog-erpillars.
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has 31.56 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: animal
Zebras are just horses that escaped from prison.
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has 31.48 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal, prison
Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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has 31.25 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, cowboy, time
What’s the difference between a black and a white bull? The white bull does: “Mooo”. The black bull does: “Hey man, Mooo, man!”
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has 31.22 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: animal, racist
The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
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has 30.80 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food, time
Question: Why did the Army send do many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf? Answer: They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.
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has 30.43 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, military, women
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't because it won't come.
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has 30.41 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, food
What's green green green green green? A frog rolling down a hill.
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has 30.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: animal
What is the longest organ in a sheep's body? A New Zealander's cock!
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has 30.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: animal
A kangaroo mom with seven babies in her pouch told another kangaroo mom, "These sleepovers are killing me."
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has 30.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: animal
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