The best animal jokes

A dog with three legs walks into a Wild West bar and says, ‘I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.’
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has 29.01 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: animal
How is cat food sold? Usually purr can!
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has 29.01 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: What do you call a black and white thing rolling down a hill A: A maori and a segull fighting over a fishhead.
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has 28.86 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, racist, white people
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't because it won't come.
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has 28.82 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, food
What happened to the frog's car when his parking meter expired? It got toad!!
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has 28.61 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal, car
I love my cat. My cat does not care.
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has 28.61 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law? There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
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has 28.24 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, food, mother in law
Question: Why did the Army send do many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf? Answer: They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.
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has 27.24 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, military, women
Q: What's the difference between a dog and a fox? A: About eight beers.
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has 26.98 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, animal, beer
A blind man was describing his favorite sport - parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me, and out I go." "But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was asked. "I have a very keen sense of smell and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground," he answered. But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?" he was again asked. He quickly answered "Oh, the dog's leash goes slack."
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has 26.98 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: animal, sport
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