The best animal jokes

What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law? There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
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has 29.43 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, food, mother in law
Little Susan was helping her mother to set the table, cause her father invited over his company managers. When everybody sat on the table, her mother noticed that a flatware set was missing. "Susan, why didn’t you put flatware on Mr. Marc’s seat?" "I thought that I didn’t have to, since dad told us that Mr. Marc, eats like a pig…"
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has 29.23 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal, dad, kids
What’s the difference between a pigeon and a nigger? The pigeon is white and the nigger can’t fly!
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has 29.18 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people
Zebras are just horses that escaped from prison.
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has 29.10 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, prison
Q: What do you call a chilly dog sitting on bunny? A: A Cold dog on a bun.
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has 29.01 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog
What do you call a bear with no teeth, a gummy bear!
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has 29.01 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: animal
What's black and white and green? A frog sitting on a newspaper.
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has 29.01 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: animal
What happens when you mix a frog with a bathtub scrubby-mit? A rubbit!
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has 29.01 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: animal
Why did the gag-writer turn green? Cause the gag-writer was sick of writing frog jokes!
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has 29.01 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: animal
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner. After some wheeling and dealing, they settled for $10,000 for the duck and the pot. Three days later the circus owner runs back to the bar in anger, "Your duck is a ripoff! I put him on the pot before a whole audience, and he didn't dance a single step!" "What!?" asked the duck's former owner, "did you remember to light the candle under the pot?"
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has 29.01 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: animal
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