Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder.
Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky.
Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
What do you call a dog wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want, he cant hear you.
What are cat-erpillars afraid of?
Dog-erpillars.
Zebras are just horses that escaped from prison.
Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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What’s the difference between a black and a white bull?
The white bull does: “Mooo”.
The black bull does: “Hey man, Mooo, man!”
The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
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Question: Why did the Army send do many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?
Answer: They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
You don't because it won't come.
What's green green green green green?
A frog rolling down a hill.