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Q. What did the frog say to the fly? A. You are really starting to bug me!
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Why God did made the snake before lawyers? To exercise.
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Q: What did the bird say after his cage fell apart? A: "Cheap, cheap!"
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So...I had this rabbit that died of heatstroke after a week and I didn't have a time to name it. So after it died and was on my lap the name came to me...I'll call it floppy!
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Why couldn't the skunk use her phone? It was out of odor!
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Is it just me, or do alligators always look like they are in the middle of a push-up?
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Q. What's black and white and green? A. A frog sitting on a newspaper.
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Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes? He liked a good croak and dagger.
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What did the frog say to the fly? You are really starting to bug me!
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How come sharks don’t attack lawyers? From professional courtesy.
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