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What to polar bears eat for lunch? (Ice berg-ers!)
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My cat can talk. I asked her what two minus two was and she said nothing.
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Q: Why did the fat turkey cross the road? A: To get hit by my car.
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Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were having a conversation one fine Sunday evening. One remarked to the other, ‘I got a new hearing device and it works fine?' The second said, ‘oh yes, my grandchildren just love the gifts of my choice.' The third one who noticed the hearing device in the ear of the first one asked, what kind is it?' The one with the brand new hearing device answered ‘about 6 O'clock'. All three of them looked up in the birds in the sky and said, "Birds of the same feather ‘flock' together."
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I got a cat the other day. I had to swerve, but I got it.
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Q. What did the frog say to the fly? A. You are really starting to bug me!
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Why God did made the snake before lawyers? To exercise.
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Q: How do you get ten fat cows in your basement? A: Hold a tupperware party!
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Q: What did the bird say after his cage fell apart? A: "Cheap, cheap!"
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So...I had this rabbit that died of heatstroke after a week and I didn't have a time to name it. So after it died and was on my lap the name came to me...I'll call it floppy!
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