Name an animal that lives in Lapland? A reindeer Good, now name another. Another reindeer!
Two men were walking along the street when they came upon a dog licking his dick. One man said, "I sure wish I could do that." The other replied, "You can, but you're probably going to have to pet him first."
What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig? (A teddy boar!)
What’s black and white and makes a lot of noise? A zebra with a drum kit.
Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
What looks like half a cat? The other half.
Have you seen the offices of the RSPCA? It’s tiny; you couldn’t swing a cat in there.
I can teach my cat any trick he wants to do!
How about we spank each other and call ourselves even?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It was the chicken's day off.