The best animal jokes

What do you get if you cross a hippo, elephant and a rhino? A Helephino!!
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Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
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has 29.42 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, Chuck Norris, war
The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
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has 29.23 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food, time
What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Spot.
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Why did the frog cross the road? Some mean little kid super-glued it to the chicken.
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The old mosquito puts the little baby’s to bed and tells them: If you are good, tomorrow I’m going to take you to the nudists.
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A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner. After some wheeling and dealing, they settled for $10,000 for the duck and the pot. Three days later the circus owner runs back to the bar in anger, "Your duck is a ripoff! I put him on the pot before a whole audience, and he didn't dance a single step!" "What!?" asked the duck's former owner, "did you remember to light the candle under the pot?"
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How can you tell that elephants have been doing it in your garage? All your Hefty Bags are missing.
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What is the longest organ in a sheep's body? A New Zealander's cock!
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A kangaroo mom with seven babies in her pouch told another kangaroo mom, "These sleepovers are killing me."
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