The best animal jokes

I love my cat. My cat does not care.
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has 28.61 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
Question: Why did the Army send do many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf? Answer: They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.
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has 27.24 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, military, women
A blind man was describing his favorite sport - parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me, and out I go." "But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was asked. "I have a very keen sense of smell and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground," he answered. But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?" he was again asked. He quickly answered "Oh, the dog's leash goes slack."
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has 26.98 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: animal, sport
What do frogs do with paper? Rip-it!
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has 26.98 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Brontosnorus.
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has 26.98 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: animal
How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
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has 26.98 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: animal
What did the dog say to the hot dog bun? "Are you pure bred?"
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has 26.98 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do you call fish poop? BassTurds!
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has 26.98 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish
What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses? If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital!
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has 26.97 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, hospital
Q: What creature has more lives than a cat? A: A frog, after all, they croak every night.
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has 26.77 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal
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