Why did the frog walk across the road?
He didn't... he jumped.
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper?
A Brontosnorus.
How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
What did the dog say to the hot dog bun?
"Are you pure bred?"
A rabbit went to the fortune-teller, “what do you see in my future?” asked the rabbit.
“Very soon,” replied the fortune-teller, “you will meet a pretty young girl who will want to know everything about you.”
“That’s great!” said the rabbit, hopping up and down.
“But when will I meet her?”
“Next week in science class,” said the fortune-teller.
The more people I meet, the more I like my cat.
What do you call fish poop?
BassTurds!
What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?
If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital!
I got a cat the other day.
I had to swerve, but I got it.