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Why couldn't the skunk use her phone? It was out of odor!
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A blonde is driving down the road and she sees a dead rabbit. She stops the car and called out, "Does anybody got any hairspray!?" A man pulls up and gives her a bottle of spray and she sprays it on the dead rabbit and the man stares and says "Why u doing that?" The blonde says "Hairspray is for dead hairs"
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What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law? There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
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Is it just me, or do alligators always look like they are in the middle of a push-up?
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Q. What's black and white and green? A. A frog sitting on a newspaper.
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Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes? He liked a good croak and dagger.
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What did the frog say to the fly? You are really starting to bug me!
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How come sharks don’t attack lawyers? From professional courtesy.
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Name an animal that lives in Lapland? A reindeer Good, now name another. Another reindeer!
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Two men were walking along the street when they came upon a dog licking his dick. One man said, "I sure wish I could do that." The other replied, "You can, but you're probably going to have to pet him first."
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