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What color socks do bears wear? (They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!)
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What’s black and white and makes a lot of noise? A zebra with a drum kit.
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Cats took many thousands of years to domesticate humans.
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I had to go round next door and look after my neighbour’s cat while he was away. Now there’s a great pile of crap and a puddle of wee on his kitchen floor. Hopefully, he’ll think the cat did it.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a gorilla? An animal that puts you out at night.
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What looks like half a cat? The other half.
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On what should you mount a statue of your cat? A caterpillar!
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What do you call fish poop? BassTurds!
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What do you get if you cross a hippo, elephant and a rhino? A Helephino!!
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Q: Why are dogs such bad dancers? A: They have two left feet.
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