The best animal jokes

One day little Bill was playing in the sand out of the sun underneath his front steps. Soon his mother walked up the steps without underwear due to the heat of the day and little Bill looked up and yelled out, ''Mother, what's that black thing that you're carrying under your dress?'' ''Don't worry, Bill, it's just a squirrel,'' she said. So little Bill kept on playing, and soon his grandmother came along, also without underwear, and little Bill looked up and said, ''Grammie what is that hairy animal under your dress?'' ''Ah, it's a squirrel,'' she answered. So little Bill asked his grandmother, ''Why is it that your squirrel is grey intead of black?'' The grandmother replied, ''If your mother's squirrel had popped the nuts that this one has popped, it would be gray too.''
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A dog with three legs walks into a Wild West bar and says, ‘I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.’
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A mailman meets a boy and a huge dog. ‘Does your dog bite?’ asks the mailman. ‘No,’ replies the boy. And the dog bites the mailman’s leg. ‘You said he doesn’t bite!’ yells the mailman. ‘That’s not my dog,’ replies the boy.
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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't because it won't come.
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has 28.82 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, food
What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law? There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
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has 28.81 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, food, mother in law
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad!
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has 28.61 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Brontosnorus.
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has 28.61 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
I love my cat. My cat does not care.
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has 28.61 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: Why did the atheist throw her watch out the window? A: She wanted to see if it was designed intelligently enough to evolve into a bird.
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has 28.24 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: animal, atheist
Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand? A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
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has 27.81 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, racist
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