Why did the frog walk across the road? He didn't... he jumped.
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Brontosnorus.
How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
What did the dog say to the hot dog bun? "Are you pure bred?"
A rabbit went to the fortune-teller, “what do you see in my future?” asked the rabbit. “Very soon,” replied the fortune-teller, “you will meet a pretty young girl who will want to know everything about you.” “That’s great!” said the rabbit, hopping up and down. “But when will I meet her?” “Next week in science class,” said the fortune-teller.
The more people I meet, the more I like my cat.
What do you call fish poop? BassTurds!
What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses? If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital!
I got a cat the other day. I had to swerve, but I got it.