What do you get if you cross a hippo, elephant and a rhino? A Helephino!!
Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Spot.
Why did the frog cross the road? Some mean little kid super-glued it to the chicken.
The old mosquito puts the little baby’s to bed and tells them: If you are good, tomorrow I’m going to take you to the nudists.
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner. After some wheeling and dealing, they settled for $10,000 for the duck and the pot. Three days later the circus owner runs back to the bar in anger, "Your duck is a ripoff! I put him on the pot before a whole audience, and he didn't dance a single step!" "What!?" asked the duck's former owner, "did you remember to light the candle under the pot?"
How can you tell that elephants have been doing it in your garage? All your Hefty Bags are missing.
What is the longest organ in a sheep's body? A New Zealander's cock!
A kangaroo mom with seven babies in her pouch told another kangaroo mom, "These sleepovers are killing me."