What happened to the frog's car when his parking meter expired?
It got toad!!
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper?
A Brontosnorus.
Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand?
A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
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Q: Why did the atheist throw her watch out the window?
A: She wanted to see if it was designed intelligently enough to evolve into a bird.
Question: Why did the Army send do many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?
Answer: They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.
On the street strolls a chick dressed with fur from head to toes.
Near hear another chick stops and says to hear:
Do you imagine how many animals they had to kill for this coat?
But do you know with how many animals I had to sleep with for it?
How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
What did the dog say to the hot dog bun?
"Are you pure bred?"