What happened to the frog's car when his parking meter expired? It got toad!!
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Brontosnorus.
Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand? A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
Q: Why did the atheist throw her watch out the window? A: She wanted to see if it was designed intelligently enough to evolve into a bird.
Question: Why did the Army send do many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf? Answer: They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.
On the street strolls a chick dressed with fur from head to toes. Near hear another chick stops and says to hear: Do you imagine how many animals they had to kill for this coat? But do you know with how many animals I had to sleep with for it?
How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
What did the dog say to the hot dog bun? "Are you pure bred?"