The best animal jokes

Two guys meet: "Where were you lost my friend? says one of them." "Well, I took my kids to the zoo..." "And what kind of animals did you see there?" "The tiger... Huge and Scary! Full of stripes... Slowly walking inside the cage. She was “ahgrrr...” "Are you kidding me men? The tiger doesn’t go “ahgrrr..” … She “grrrrsss..”! "Right, ok.. But when you get too close to her face... !"
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How about we spank each other and call ourselves even?
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It was the chicken's day off.
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How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling? She’s got that down-in-the-mouth look.
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I got a cat the other day. I had to swerve, but I got it.
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What is the definition of revenge? A baby with a dog in its mouth.
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The mouse and the elephant stay on the trunk of a smitten tree. Near them passes the giraffe, who asks them: Who pulled out this tree from his root? Me off course, says the mouse, but the elephant helped a bit.
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How do you make a cat be a dog? Pour gasoline on it and light it with a match. It will go 'WOOF.'
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Q: How do you get ten fat cows in your basement? A: Hold a tupperware party!
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Question: What do you get when you cross a shark and a parrot? Answer: a creature that talks your ear off.
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