The best animal jokes

One day little Bill was playing in the sand out of the sun underneath his front steps. Soon his mother walked up the steps without underwear due to the heat of the day and little Bill looked up and yelled out, ''Mother, what's that black thing that you're carrying under your dress?'' ''Don't worry, Bill, it's just a squirrel,'' she said. So little Bill kept on playing, and soon his grandmother came along, also without underwear, and little Bill looked up and said, ''Grammie what is that hairy animal under your dress?'' ''Ah, it's a squirrel,'' she answered. So little Bill asked his grandmother, ''Why is it that your squirrel is grey intead of black?'' The grandmother replied, ''If your mother's squirrel had popped the nuts that this one has popped, it would be gray too.''
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has 29.01 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand? A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
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has 28.87 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, racist
Q: What creature has more lives than a cat? A: A frog, after all, they croak every night.
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has 28.62 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal
I got a cat the other day. I had to swerve, but I got it.
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has 28.62 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat
What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts? Deer Nuts are always under a buck.
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has 28.61 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal, beer
A mouse chanced on a pool of whiskey that was the result of a raid by prohibition-enforcement agents. The mouse had had no previous acquaintance with liquor, but now, being thirsty, it took a sip of the strange fluid, and then retired into its hole to think. After some thought, it returned to the pool, and took a second sip of the whiskey. It then withdrew again to its hole, and thought. Presently, it issued and drew near the pool for the third time. Now, it took a big drink. Nor did it retreat to its hole. Instead, it climbed on a soap box, stood on its hind legs, bristled its whiskers, and squeaked: "Now, bring on your cat!"
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has 28.61 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, animal
Little Billy looks at the chimpanzees from the zoo. Mama, little Billy shouts, this monkey looks like our neighbour, Mr. Danny. Billy, it’s not polite to talk like that! Why? The chimpanzee doesn’t understand...
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has 28.61 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
The more people I meet, the more I like my cat.
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has 28.61 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
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has 28.48 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, Chuck Norris, war
What’s the difference between a pigeon and a nigger? The pigeon is white and the nigger can’t fly!
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has 28.39 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people
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