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What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig? (A teddy boar!)
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What’s black and white and makes a lot of noise? A zebra with a drum kit.
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Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
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What looks like half a cat? The other half.
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Have you seen the offices of the RSPCA? It’s tiny; you couldn’t swing a cat in there.
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I can teach my cat any trick he wants to do!
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How about we spank each other and call ourselves even?
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It was the chicken's day off.
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How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling? She’s got that down-in-the-mouth look.
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Q: Why do fish live in to the salt water? A: For the reason that pepper makes them sneeze!
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