My cat can talk.
I asked her what two minus two was and she said nothing.
A Bosnian catches a goldfish.
The goldfish says: "Let me go and I will grant you one wish."
The Bosnian says: "No way, I'll take you to the pawn shop – gold is gold."
What do you call fish poop?
BassTurds!
Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand?
A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
Vote:
I got a cat the other day.
I had to swerve, but I got it.
What do you get if you cross a hippo, elephant and a rhino?
A Helephino!!
What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law?
There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
Vote:
Is it just me, or do alligators always look like they are in the middle of a push-up?
Why does the chicken is sad?
Because his dad is a cock.
Why does the chicken is even more sad?
Because he faces the same future.
How can you tell that elephants have been doing it in your garage?
All your Hefty Bags are missing.