The best animal jokes

My cat can talk. I asked her what two minus two was and she said nothing.
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has 29.93 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal
A Bosnian catches a goldfish. The goldfish says: "Let me go and I will grant you one wish." The Bosnian says: "No way, I'll take you to the pawn shop – gold is gold."
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has 29.93 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do you call fish poop? BassTurds!
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has 29.93 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish
Q: What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back? A: A receding hare line.
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has 29.51 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal
I got a cat the other day. I had to swerve, but I got it.
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has 29.42 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat
What do you get if you cross a hippo, elephant and a rhino? A Helephino!!
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has 29.42 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal
What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law? There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
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has 29.27 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, food, mother in law
Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand? A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
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has 29.21 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, racist
Is it just me, or do alligators always look like they are in the middle of a push-up?
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has 29.10 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal
Why does the chicken is sad? Because his dad is a cock. Why does the chicken is even more sad? Because he faces the same future.
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has 29.10 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: animal, dad
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