How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling? She’s got that down-in-the-mouth look.
Q: Why do fish live in to the salt water? A: For the reason that pepper makes them sneeze!
Why do zebras have stripes? Because the spots where all over.
What is the definition of revenge? A baby with a dog in its mouth.
How do you make a cat be a dog? Pour gasoline on it and light it with a match. It will go 'WOOF.'
The mouse and the elephant stay on the trunk of a smitten tree. Near them passes the giraffe, who asks them: Who pulled out this tree from his root? Me off course, says the mouse, but the elephant helped a bit.
Q: How do you get ten fat cows in your basement? A: Hold a tupperware party!
What's green and red? A very mad frog.
Why did the frog cross the street? Because the chicken crossed the road.
How does a frog confuse you? When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much better.