The best animal jokes

Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!
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has 65.00 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
The mommy Cobra with her little son are taking a “walk”. The little cobra asks; "Mommy, are we poisonous?" "Yes, we are. Why you ask?" The little cobra asks again; "Are you sure that we’re poisonous?" "Yes I am!" says the mom with pride. The little one asks again; "Are you very very sure that we’re very poisonous?" "Damn sure! We’re the most poisonous snakes in the whole world! But why you ask?" The little cobra burst into tears; "Cause I bit my tongue a bit before!"
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal
Did you hear about the pub owner who raised a baby rabbit? It was an inn-grown hare.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal
How do you make a rabbit fast? Don't feed it.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Dogs may shed, but cats shred.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal
What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times? Two octopuses shaking hands.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal
This little snail bought a little car and took it to the body shop to have it painted. The service man asked him exactly what he wanted done, and the snail said he wanted little's s painted all around and all over his car. The service man asked him why, and the snail answered "When people see me in my car I want them to say, look at that S-Car-Go!"
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, car
Two deer hunters were not having any luck so they asked for advice from an old-timer. "You can just about guarantee a deer if you learn to hunt with dogs," he said. The two hunters got a trained deer dog and hit the woods. At the end of the day and still empty-handed, one hunter said to the other, "Maybe tomorrow we'll get one if we throw the dog out of a higher treestand."
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, hunting, time
Knock, knock. Who's there? Owls say. Owls say who? Yep, that they do.
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has 64.84 % from 137 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, communication, knock-knock
A man runs over a cat. The cat’s address is on its collar so the man goes to apologise to the owner. He knocks on the door and a little old lady answers. The man says, ‘I’m so sorry. I’ve just run over your cat. Can I replace it?’ ‘I don’t know,’ replies the old lady. ‘How are you at catching mice?’
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal
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