The best animal jokes

Q: What do you get if you cross a bear with a toilet? A: Winnie the Pooh.
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Did you hear about the pub owner who raised a baby rabbit? It was an inn-grown hare.
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How do you make a rabbit fast? Don't feed it.
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Dogs may shed, but cats shred.
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What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times? Two octopuses shaking hands.
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Two deer hunters were not having any luck so they asked for advice from an old-timer. "You can just about guarantee a deer if you learn to hunt with dogs," he said. The two hunters got a trained deer dog and hit the woods. At the end of the day and still empty-handed, one hunter said to the other, "Maybe tomorrow we'll get one if we throw the dog out of a higher treestand."
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A man runs over a cat. The cat’s address is on its collar so the man goes to apologise to the owner. He knocks on the door and a little old lady answers. The man says, ‘I’m so sorry. I’ve just run over your cat. Can I replace it?’ ‘I don’t know,’ replies the old lady. ‘How are you at catching mice?’
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Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a lambrogini? A: Procupines have pricks on the outside.
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Q: What is height of De-hydration? A: A cow giving milk powder.
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What's the best way to make a bull sweat? Put him in a tight jumper !
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