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Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast. They taste like chicken.
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A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves, "What are you doing in there?" she asked. The rabbit replied, "This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?" The lady confirmed, "Yes." "Well," the rabbit said, "I'm westing."
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Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.
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Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
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Dogs may shed, but cats shred.
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The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
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What's a teddy bears favourite pasta? Tagliateddy.
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What is a bear's favourite drink? Koka-Koala.
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Why was the little bear so spoiled? Because its mother panda d to its every whim.
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This little snail bought a little car and took it to the body shop to have it painted. The service man asked him exactly what he wanted done, and the snail said he wanted little's s painted all around and all over his car. The service man asked him why, and the snail answered "When people see me in my car I want them to say, look at that S-Car-Go!"
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