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How did that bullfight come out? Oh, it was a toss-up.
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How did the calf's final exam turn out? Grade A.
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What kind of cars do rabbits drive? Hop rods.
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A boy at a cinema notices what looks like a bear sitting next to him "Are you a bear?" "Yes" "What are you doing at the movies?" "Well, I liked the book!"
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian? He felt funny.
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What is a chameleon's motto? A change is as good as a rest.
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What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house? The Lizard of Oz.
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What gas do snails prefer? Shell.
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What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers.
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Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him? He stung her into action.
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