The best animal jokes

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
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Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food? He wanted to raised stewed beef.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Two goldfish are in a tank. One said to the other: "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
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Although cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
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Q: Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? A: Finding half a worm."
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, food
I feel like every nature documentary is directed by a psychopath. "Here's the cutest baby animal ever." "Now let's watch something eat it."
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has 64.36 % from 269 votes. More jokes about: animal, dead baby, death
Q: How does a blonde kill a worm? A: She burys it.
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, death, stupid
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have? Plenty of milk.
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has 64.28 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, math
Whats the difference in a seagull and a babys diaper? A seagull flits across the shore and a baby shits across the floor.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby
A blind man with a guide dog comes to a town square, takes the dog by the tail and starts whirling him around. „What on earth are you doing?!" asks a passer-by. The blind man replies, „Nothing, just looking around a bit."
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, dog
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