The best animal jokes

A skunk and a rabbit were running through the woods and accidentally they collided with each other. They both got amnesia from the crash. "Who am I? What am I?" said the rabbit confused. "Well, you're one such... with a short tail, long ears..." "I guess!" shouted the rabbit, "I'm a rabbit!" "And what am I?" asked the skunk. "Ah! Yes. You're one such hairy, smelly, with a strip in the middle..." "Wow!", yelled the skunk, "Probably I'm an ass!"
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal
How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented? They were very impressed.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal
Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
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has 62.50 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Q: What's long and thin and covered with skin and nobody knows how many holes its been in. A: A worm.
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has 62.44 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
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has 62.36 % from 197 votes. More jokes about: animal
Three women escape from prison….one is a redhead, one a brunette, and one a blonde. They run for miles until they come upon an old barn; they decide to hide in the hayloft and rest. When they climb up, they find three gunnysacks and decide to put them over their heads for camouflage. About an hour later the sheriff and his deputy come into the barn. T he sheriff tell his deputy to go up and check out the hayloft. When he got up there the sheriff asked him what he saw. The deputy told him just three gunnysacks. The sheriff told him to find out what was in them…..so the deputy kicked the first bag, which had the redhead in it……and she went “Bow-wow.” So the deputy told the sheriff there was a dog in the first one. Then he kicked the one with the brunette in it and she went “Meow.” The deputy told the sheriff there was a cat in the second one. Then he kicked the one with the blonde in it and there was no sound at all, so he kicked it again and the blonde said “Potatoes.”
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has 62.30 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, cop, ginger, prison
What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear? Hare today, gone tomorrow.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal
Yo momma is so hairy when she lifts her armpit up it looks like she's got Bigfoot in a headlock.
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls. The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
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has 62.10 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are in divorce court. "Mickey," the judge says, "I'm sorry. I can't grant you a divorce on the grounds of insanity. Minnie seems quite sane to me." "I didn't say she was insane," exclaims Mickey. "I said she was f**king Goofy."
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has 62.04 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, divorce, marriage
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