The best animal jokes

Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it for ever. Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, game, time
A boy at a cinema notices what looks like a bear sitting next to him "Are you a bear?" "Yes" "What are you doing at the movies?" "Well, I liked the book!"
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What is a chameleon's motto? A change is as good as a rest.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal
What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house? The Lizard of Oz.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal
What gas do snails prefer? Shell.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal
What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal
A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, “Where were you during the first half?” He replied “Putting on my shoes!”.
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal, game, soccer
Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
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has 64.70 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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has 64.59 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
I feel like every nature documentary is directed by a psychopath. "Here's the cutest baby animal ever." "Now let's watch something eat it."
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has 64.55 % from 225 votes. More jokes about: animal, dead baby, death
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