What is a chameleon's motto? A change is as good as a rest.
What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house? The Lizard of Oz.
What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers.
Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him? He stung her into action.
What kind of noise annoys an oyster? A noisy noise annoys an oyster. (Try saying that fast!)
Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.