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What is a chameleon's motto? A change is as good as a rest.
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What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house? The Lizard of Oz.
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What gas do snails prefer? Shell.
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What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers.
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Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him? He stung her into action.
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What kind of noise annoys an oyster? A noisy noise annoys an oyster. (Try saying that fast!)
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Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
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Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
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Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
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If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
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