The best animal jokes

Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!
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has 65.00 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
A turtle was walking down an alley in New York when he was mugged by a gang of snails. A police detective came to investigate and asked the turtle if he could explain what happened. The turtle looked at the detective with a confused look on his face and replied "I don't know, it all happened so fast."
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal
Did you hear about the pub owner who raised a baby rabbit? It was an inn-grown hare.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal
How do you make a rabbit fast? Don't feed it.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
What does a bunny use when it goes fishing? A harenet.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish
What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times? Two octopuses shaking hands.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal
This little snail bought a little car and took it to the body shop to have it painted. The service man asked him exactly what he wanted done, and the snail said he wanted little's s painted all around and all over his car. The service man asked him why, and the snail answered "When people see me in my car I want them to say, look at that S-Car-Go!"
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, car
Two deer hunters were not having any luck so they asked for advice from an old-timer. "You can just about guarantee a deer if you learn to hunt with dogs," he said. The two hunters got a trained deer dog and hit the woods. At the end of the day and still empty-handed, one hunter said to the other, "Maybe tomorrow we'll get one if we throw the dog out of a higher treestand."
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, hunting, time
Knock, knock. Who's there? Owls say. Owls say who? Yep, that they do.
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has 64.81 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, communication, knock-knock
Two elephants meet a totally naked guy. After a while one elephant says to the other: "I really don't get how he can feed himself with that thing!"
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has 64.80 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: animal, elephant, men
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