Q: What do you get if you cross a bear with a toilet?
A: Winnie the Pooh. 
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Did you hear about the pub owner who raised a baby rabbit?
It was an inn-grown hare.
How do you make a rabbit fast?
Don't feed it.
Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast.
They taste like chicken.
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What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?
Two octopuses shaking hands.
Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.
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Q: What do you call a cow playing with its self?
A: Beef stroganoff.
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Plenty of milk.
Q: What is height of De-hydration?
A: A cow giving milk powder.
What's the best way to make a bull sweat?
Put him in a tight jumper !