Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food? He wanted to raised stewed beef.
What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull? A steak-out.
Why don't cows ever have any money? Because the farmers milk them dry.
Cow: "Why don't you shoo those flies?" Bull: "I ll let them go barefoot!"
How did that bullfight come out? Oh, it was a toss-up.
How did the calf's final exam turn out? Grade A.
A boy at a cinema notices what looks like a bear sitting next to him "Are you a bear?" "Yes" "What are you doing at the movies?" "Well, I liked the book!"
What happened when the lion ate the comedian? He felt funny.
What is a chameleon's motto? A change is as good as a rest.
What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house? The Lizard of Oz.