A boy at a cinema notices what looks like a bear sitting next to him "Are you a bear?"
"Yes"
"What are you doing at the movies?"
"Well, I liked the book!"
What does a cow ride when his car is broken?
A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle.
Why was the skunk angry?
He was incensed.
How did that bullfight come out?
Oh, it was a toss-up.
What is a chameleon's motto?
A change is as good as a rest.
Two goldfish are in a tank.
One said to the other: "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
Q: What do you get when you cross donkey DNA with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.
Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?
He wanted to raised stewed beef.