The best animal jokes

Q: What do you get if you cross a bear with a toilet? A: Winnie the Pooh.
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Did you hear about the pub owner who raised a baby rabbit? It was an inn-grown hare.
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How do you make a rabbit fast? Don't feed it.
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Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast. They taste like chicken.
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What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times? Two octopuses shaking hands.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Q: What do you call a cow playing with its self? A: Beef stroganoff.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, game
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have? Plenty of milk.
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has 64.80 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, math
Q: What is height of De-hydration? A: A cow giving milk powder.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal
What's the best way to make a bull sweat? Put him in a tight jumper !
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