Q: What do you get if you cross a bear with a toilet? A: Winnie the Pooh.
Did you hear about the pub owner who raised a baby rabbit? It was an inn-grown hare.
How do you make a rabbit fast? Don't feed it.
Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast. They taste like chicken.
What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times? Two octopuses shaking hands.
Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.
Q: What do you call a cow playing with its self? A: Beef stroganoff.
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have? Plenty of milk.
Q: What is height of De-hydration? A: A cow giving milk powder.
What's the best way to make a bull sweat? Put him in a tight jumper !