Q: What is height of De-hydration? A: A cow giving milk powder.
What's the best way to make a bull sweat? Put him in a tight jumper !
Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food? He wanted to raised stewed beef.
What does a cow ride when his car is broken? A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle.
What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull? A steak-out.
Cow: "Why don't you shoo those flies?" Bull: "I ll let them go barefoot!"
How did that bullfight come out? Oh, it was a toss-up.
How did the calf's final exam turn out? Grade A.
What kind of cars do rabbits drive? Hop rods.
Although cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.