A boy at a cinema notices what looks like a bear sitting next to him "Are you a bear?"
"Yes"
"What are you doing at the movies?"
"Well, I liked the book!"
Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?
He wanted to raised stewed beef.
What kind of cars do rabbits drive?
Hop rods.
Q: What is height of De-hydration?
A: A cow giving milk powder.
What does a cow ride when his car is broken?
A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle.
How did that bullfight come out?
Oh, it was a toss-up.
Two goldfish are in a tank.
One said to the other: "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
A man runs over a cat.
The cat’s address is on its collar so the man goes to apologise to the owner.
He knocks on the door and a little old lady answers.
The man says, ‘I’m so sorry.
I’ve just run over your cat.
Can I replace it?’
‘I don’t know,’ replies the old lady.
‘How are you at catching mice?’
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."