Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?
He wanted to raised stewed beef.
What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull?
A steak-out.
Why don't cows ever have any money?
Because the farmers milk them dry.
Cow: "Why don't you shoo those flies?"
Bull: "I ll let them go barefoot!"
How did that bullfight come out?
Oh, it was a toss-up.
How did the calf's final exam turn out?
Grade A.
A boy at a cinema notices what looks like a bear sitting next to him "Are you a bear?"
"Yes"
"What are you doing at the movies?"
"Well, I liked the book!"
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
He felt funny.
What is a chameleon's motto?
A change is as good as a rest.
What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?
The Lizard of Oz.