Q: What is height of De-hydration?
A: A cow giving milk powder.
Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?
He wanted to raised stewed beef.
What does a cow ride when his car is broken?
A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle.
What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull?
A steak-out.
Cow: "Why don't you shoo those flies?"
Bull: "I ll let them go barefoot!"
How did that bullfight come out?
Oh, it was a toss-up.
How did the calf's final exam turn out?
Grade A.
What kind of cars do rabbits drive?
Hop rods.
Although cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
A boy at a cinema notices what looks like a bear sitting next to him "Are you a bear?"
"Yes"
"What are you doing at the movies?"
"Well, I liked the book!"