Why was the skunk angry? He was incensed.
What kind of cars do rabbits drive? Hop rods.
A man runs over a cat. The cat’s address is on its collar so the man goes to apologise to the owner. He knocks on the door and a little old lady answers. The man says, ‘I’m so sorry. I’ve just run over your cat. Can I replace it?’ ‘I don’t know,’ replies the old lady. ‘How are you at catching mice?’
What does a cow ride when his car is broken? A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle.
Although cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
How did the calf's final exam turn out? Grade A.
Two goldfish are in a tank. One said to the other: "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
A boy at a cinema notices what looks like a bear sitting next to him "Are you a bear?" "Yes" "What are you doing at the movies?" "Well, I liked the book!"
Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food? He wanted to raised stewed beef.