What does a cow ride when his car is broken?
A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle.
How did that bullfight come out?
Oh, it was a toss-up.
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
What is a chameleon's motto?
A change is as good as a rest.
Q: What is height of De-hydration?
A: A cow giving milk powder.
A boy at a cinema notices what looks like a bear sitting next to him "Are you a bear?"
"Yes"
"What are you doing at the movies?"
"Well, I liked the book!"
Q: What do you get when you cross donkey DNA with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.
Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?
He wanted to raised stewed beef.
Why was the skunk angry?
He was incensed.
What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull?
A steak-out.