A boy at a cinema notices what looks like a bear sitting next to him "Are you a bear?" "Yes" "What are you doing at the movies?" "Well, I liked the book!"
What does a cow ride when his car is broken? A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle.
Why was the skunk angry? He was incensed.
How did that bullfight come out? Oh, it was a toss-up.
What is a chameleon's motto? A change is as good as a rest.
Two goldfish are in a tank. One said to the other: "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
Q: What do you get when you cross donkey DNA with an onion? A: A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.
Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food? He wanted to raised stewed beef.