Two deer hunters were not having any luck so they asked for advice from an old-timer.
"You can just about guarantee a deer if you learn to hunt with dogs," he said.
The two hunters got a trained deer dog and hit the woods.
At the end of the day and still empty-handed, one hunter said to the other, "Maybe tomorrow we'll get one if we throw the dog out of a higher treestand."
Teacher: "What does a duck say?"
Jenny: "Quack Quack"
Teacher: "What does a cow say?"
Madison: "Moo"
Teacher: "What does a pig say?"
Little Johnny: "A pig says *holds up gun* get on the wall, you motherfucker!"
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A man runs over a cat.
The cat’s address is on its collar so the man goes to apologise to the owner.
He knocks on the door and a little old lady answers.
The man says, ‘I’m so sorry.
I’ve just run over your cat.
Can I replace it?’
‘I don’t know,’ replies the old lady.
‘How are you at catching mice?’
Q: What is height of De-hydration?
A: A cow giving milk powder.
What's the best way to make a bull sweat?
Put him in a tight jumper !
Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?
He wanted to raised stewed beef.
What does a cow ride when his car is broken?
A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle.
What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull?
A steak-out.
Why don't cows ever have any money?
Because the farmers milk them dry.
Cow: "Why don't you shoo those flies?"
Bull: "I ll let them go barefoot!"