A boy at a cinema notices what looks like a bear sitting next to him "Are you a bear?" "Yes" "What are you doing at the movies?" "Well, I liked the book!"
Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food? He wanted to raised stewed beef.
What kind of cars do rabbits drive? Hop rods.
Q: What is height of De-hydration? A: A cow giving milk powder.
What does a cow ride when his car is broken? A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle.
How did that bullfight come out? Oh, it was a toss-up.
Two goldfish are in a tank. One said to the other: "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
A man runs over a cat. The cat’s address is on its collar so the man goes to apologise to the owner. He knocks on the door and a little old lady answers. The man says, ‘I’m so sorry. I’ve just run over your cat. Can I replace it?’ ‘I don’t know,’ replies the old lady. ‘How are you at catching mice?’
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."