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Why do cows wear bells around their necks? Because their horns don't work.
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How did the calf's final exam turn out? Grade A.
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What happens when the cows refuse to be milked? Udder chaos.
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What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat? Thistle have to do.
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What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day? A forty-carrot wedding ring.
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda? A berry bubbly bunny.
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Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes? In a pellet court!
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian? He felt funny.
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What gas do snails prefer? Shell.
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What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers.
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