How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?
Look for gray hares.
Although cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
First Kangaroo: What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?
Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?
The Lizard of Oz.
What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?
Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth.
How would you get four reindeer in a car?
Two in the front and two in the back.
And how do you get four polar bears in a car?
Take the reindeer out first.
What is the best advice to give a worm?
Sleep late.
As horses say to one another.
Any friend of yours is a palomino!
Q: What do you call a naked deer?
A: Buck naked!