The best animal jokes

If you make a cow angry, how will she get even? She'll cream you.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal
What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat? He had to get a new goat.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal
The man comes home drunken but he goes to the piggery instead of the house. He lies down, he takes a look at the pig, caresses it and says: "Oh, it's you, darling, naked again?"
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, dirty, drunk, stupid
Rabbit: "Are you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me?" Doctor: "Absolutely. No rabbit ever came back for another."
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, death, doctor, food
What does an octopus wear on a cold day? A coat of arms.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, weather
Whats the difference in a seagull and a babys diaper? A seagull flits across the shore and a baby shits across the floor.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby
Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!
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has 63.63 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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has 63.49 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
I was walking home last night when I noticed an old drunk staggering along the road. He passed a woman who was walking a young child. "Lady", said the drunk, "that's the ugliest kid I've ever seen. Damn, that is one ugly child!." As the drunk wandered off, the lady burst into tears. Just then, a mailman came to her rescue. "What's the matter, madam?" he asked. "I've just been horribly insulted" she sobbed. "There there," said the mailman, reaching into his pocket. "Dry your eyes with this tissue, and here's a banana for the chimp"
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has 63.45 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, animal, food, kids, ugly
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