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What do you call a tired cow? Milked out.
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Why don't cows ever have any money? Because the farmers milk them dry.
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Cow: "Why don't you shoo those flies?" Bull: "I ll let them go barefoot!"
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How did that bullfight come out? Oh, it was a toss-up.
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How did the calf's final exam turn out? Grade A.
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Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian? He felt funny.
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What is a chameleon's motto? A change is as good as a rest.
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What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house? The Lizard of Oz.
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What gas do snails prefer? Shell.
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