The best animal jokes

Q:Where do you find a dog with no legs? A:Right where you left him.
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Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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Q: What is height of De-hydration? A: A cow giving milk powder.
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Customer: "Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup." Waiter: "So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?"
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Why was cow afraid? He was a cow-herd.
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What's the best way to make a bull sweat? Put him in a tight jumper !
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Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food? He wanted to raised stewed beef.
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What do you call explosive cow vomit? A cud missle.
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Cow: "Why don't you shoo those flies?" Bull: "I ll let them go barefoot!"
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How did that bullfight come out? Oh, it was a toss-up.
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