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I've just discovered a method for making wool out of milk. But doesn't that make the cow feel a little sheepish?
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What do you call a tired cow? Milked out.
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What do you get from a short-legged cow? Dragon milk.
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What do you call explosive cow vomit? A cud missle.
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Did you hear about the snobby cow? She thought she was a cutlet above the rest.
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What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space? Steer Wars.
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How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Look for gray hares.
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Although cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
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First Kangaroo: What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way? Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.
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Why did the tadpole feel lonely? Because he was newt to the area.
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