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How did the calf's final exam turn out? Grade A.
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What does a bunny use when it goes fishing? A harenet.
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Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian? He felt funny.
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What is a chameleon's motto? A change is as good as a rest.
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What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house? The Lizard of Oz.
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What gas do snails prefer? Shell.
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What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers.
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Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him? He stung her into action.
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What kind of noise annoys an oyster? A noisy noise annoys an oyster. (Try saying that fast!)
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