How did that bullfight come out?
Oh, it was a toss-up.
Why do cows wear bells around their necks?
Because their horns don't work.
How did the calf's final exam turn out?
Grade A.
How do bulls drive their cars?
They steer them.
What is a cow's favorite lunch meat?
Bullogna.
What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?
Steer Wars.
"Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad?"
"I believe he's eating your lettuce."
What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat?
Thistle have to do.
What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?
One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny.
On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.