The best animal jokes

Where do steers go to dance? To the Meat Ball.
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Did you find my horse well behaved? Indeed, whenever we came to a fence he let me over first!
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Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory? Alike did was stand around making faces.
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What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare Force.
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An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead. "Shit!" says the ant. "One night of passion and I will spend the rest of my life digging a grave!"
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A skunk and a rabbit were running through the woods and accidentally they collided with each other. They both got amnesia from the crash. "Who am I? What am I?" said the rabbit confused. "Well, you're one such... with a short tail, long ears..." "I guess!" shouted the rabbit, "I'm a rabbit!" "And what am I?" asked the skunk. "Ah! Yes. You're one such hairy, smelly, with a strip in the middle..." "Wow!", yelled the skunk, "Probably I'm an ass!"
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal
Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
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has 62.50 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Koala: What do you mean, I'm not a bear? I have all the koalafications. Elephant: Your koalafications are completely irrelephant. Lion: Don't listen to him! He's lion! Bear: This arguing is becoming unbearable!
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has 62.44 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, elephant
Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her kill a butterfly. So to teach her a lesson I said, "Just for that you don't get any butter for a month." Today in the kitchen she killed a cockroach. I said, "Nice try."
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has 62.40 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, sex
Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man? A. "How do you breathe through something so small?"
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has 62.30 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: animal
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