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Did you find my horse well behaved? Indeed, whenever we came to a fence he let me over first!
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An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead. "Shit!" says the ant. "One night of passion and I will spend the rest of my life digging a grave!"
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What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours? A hermit crab.
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Why couldn't the cow leave the farm? She was pasteurized.
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What are the spots on black-and-white cows? Holstaines.
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Where do you find a down-and-out octopus? On squid row.
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What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner? A charmer farmer.
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What did the male squirrel say when the female attacked him... Get away from my nuts.
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A man walks into his house with a duck under his arm. He walks up to his wife with it and says, "This is the pig I've been f*cking'." His wife says, "That's a duck." He quickly replies, "I wasn't talking to you."
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Whats the difference in a seagull and a babys diaper? A seagull flits across the shore and a baby shits across the floor.
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