What should you call a bald teddy?
Fred bear .
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance.
The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead.
"Shit!" says the ant.
"One night of passion and I will spend the rest of my life digging a grave!"
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.
Where do steers go to dance?
To the Meat Ball.
Two skunks were being chased by a bear.
As the bear got closer, one of the skunks said "Whatever shall we do?"
"Let us spray!" replied the other.
Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?
She was pasteurized.
What are the spots on black-and-white cows?
Holstaines.
When is a farmer like a magician?
When he turns his cow into pasture.
What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?
Join the Hare Force.
What do you get from a short-legged cow?
Dragon milk.