The best animal jokes

Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey And belong in a zoo. Do not worry, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you.
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One day a blonde went to a sea food restaurant and saw the tank where they kept the lobsters. She took pity on these creatures and hid them in her purse. Later she went to the woods to set the poor animals free.
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has 62.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, food, stupid
What do you get from a short-legged cow? Dragon milk.
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Where do steers go to dance? To the Meat Ball.
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Why couldn't the cow leave the farm? She was pasteurized.
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What did the male squirrel say when the female attacked him... Get away from my nuts.
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What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare Force.
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What are the spots on black-and-white cows? Holstaines.
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What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours? A hermit crab.
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When is a farmer like a magician? When he turns his cow into pasture.
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