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A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves, "What are you doing in there?" she asked. The rabbit replied, "This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?" The lady confirmed, "Yes." "Well," the rabbit said, "I'm westing."
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Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.
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Why was the little bear so spoiled? Because its mother panda d to its every whim.
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Who held the baby octopus to ransom? Squidnappers.
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Look over there! Said the frightened skunk to his pal. "There's a human with a gun, and he's getting closer and closer! What are we going to do?" To which the second skink calmly replied, "Let us spray ."
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Will I ever be able to race my horse again the owner asked the vet. The vet replied, "You certainly will, and you ll probably beat her too!"
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Girl: We have a mayor. Do you? Horse: Sure! Girl: What do you call it? Horse: Same as you do. Mare!
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You said this horse could jump as high as a ten foot fence and he can't jump at all. Well neither can a fence!
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Q: What is a crowbar? A: A place were crows go to get a drink!
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It is better to enter the mouth of a tiger than a court of law.
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