Q: What is height of De-hydration?
A: A cow giving milk powder.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
I have no I-Deer.
Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap.
When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion?
Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
Why was cow afraid?
He was a cow-herd.
What's the best way to make a bull sweat?
Put him in a tight jumper !
Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?
He wanted to raised stewed beef.
Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
What do you call explosive cow vomit?
A cud missle.