Why did the cow jump over the moon?
To get to the Milky Way!
Q: What did the cow say to the other cow?
A: Moo.
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Q: What's worse than having termites in your piano?
A: Crabs on your organ.
Why is there no gambling in Africa?
-Too many Cheetahs!
That tornado damage your cow barn any?
Dunno.
Haven't found the durn thing yet.
Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers?
She heard he was a cowpuncher-
Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?
She thought children should be seen and not herded!
What is the most important use for cowhide?
To hold the cow together.
How do you know when you re eating rabbit stew?
When it has hares in it.
What's a rabbits favourite car?
Any make, just as long it's a hutchback.