A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves, "What are you doing in there?" she asked.
The rabbit replied, "This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?" The lady confirmed,
"Yes."
"Well," the rabbit said, "I'm westing."
Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.
Why was the little bear so spoiled?
Because its mother panda d to its every whim.
Who held the baby octopus to ransom?
Squidnappers.
Look over there! Said the frightened skunk to his pal.
"There's a human with a gun, and he's getting closer and closer! What are we going to do?"
To which the second skink calmly replied, "Let us spray ."
Will I ever be able to race my horse again the owner asked the vet.
The vet replied, "You certainly will, and you ll probably beat her too!"
Girl: We have a mayor. Do you?
Horse: Sure!
Girl: What do you call it?
Horse: Same as you do. Mare!
You said this horse could jump as high as a ten foot fence and he can't jump at all.
Well neither can a fence!
Q: What is a crowbar?
A: A place were crows go to get a drink!
It is better to enter the mouth of a tiger than a court of law.