The best animal jokes

Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the Milky Way!
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has 60.66 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: animal, travel
Q: What did the cow say to the other cow? A: Moo.
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has 60.66 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication
Q: What's worse than having termites in your piano? A: Crabs on your organ.
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has 60.65 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: animal, health
Why is there no gambling in Africa? -Too many Cheetahs!
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has 60.64 % from 267 votes. More jokes about: animal
That tornado damage your cow barn any? Dunno. Haven't found the durn thing yet.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, weather
Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers? She heard he was a cowpuncher-
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal
Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?  She thought children should be seen and not herded!
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal
What is the most important use for cowhide? To hold the cow together.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal
How do you know when you re eating rabbit stew? When it has hares in it.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
What's a rabbits favourite car? Any make, just as long it's a hutchback.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, car
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