The best animal jokes

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls? Reptiles.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal
Why did the indecisive chicken cross the road? To get to the other side… er, no… to go shopping… no, not that either… damn it!
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: Which side of a deer has the most meat? A: The inside.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do you get when you try to cross a pit bull with a computer? A lot of bites.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, IT
Do you know the difference between a postal box and a monkey's arse? Well if you don't know I will never ask you to post a letter for me.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, mean
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on top of a cliff. A magical bird flies to them and tells them that each one of them can jump off the cliff and wish to be one thing to fly away on. They will become that thing and can escape from their arduous situation. The redhead goes first. She jumps and says "eagle!". She turns into an eagle and flies away. The brunette jumps off and says,"hawk!" she turns into a hawk and flies away. The blonde takes a running start, trips on a rock as she nears the edge. "Oh crap!" she yells.
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has 59.95 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, ginger
The judge: Why did you shoot the rabbit without being a member of the hunters association? The inculpated: Why did the rabbit eat cabbage from my garden, without being a family member?
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, family, hunting, lawyer
Q: What animal could Noah not trust? A: Cheetah.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, christian
Q: Where do birds meet for coffee? A: In a nest-cafe!
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird
An elephant goes to a camel and says why have you got a pair of tits on your back, the camel then replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal, elephant
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