The best animal jokes

Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
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has 60.21 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
What do you call a penguin in the desert? Lost!
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
Two goldfish are in a tank. One said to the other: "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
What did the male squirrel say when the female attacked him... Get away from my nuts.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: What do you get when you cross donkey DNA with an onion? A: A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Why do cows think cooks are mean? They whip cream!
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn? He was too much of a bully!
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil? Pre-tanned leather.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
If you crossed a cow with a goat, what would you get? Half and half.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
What does a cow like to do by a campfire? Roast Moosmallows.
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