The best animal jokes

What do you get when you try to cross a pit bull with a computer? A lot of bites.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, IT
Do you know the difference between a postal box and a monkey's arse? Well if you don't know I will never ask you to post a letter for me.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, mean
Two rednecks, Bubba And Billy Bob, were walking through a pasture. Bubba sees a sheep caught up in a fence and says to Billy Bob "I'm gonna get me some of that"! Bubba goes over and sticks the sheep's back feet in his rubber boots, unzips his pants and starts to have sex with the sheep. He looks over his shoulder at Billy Bob and says "Do you want some of this"? Billy Bob replies "yes let me see if I can get my shirt caught up in the fence".
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has 59.95 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, redneck, sex, stupid
The judge: Why did you shoot the rabbit without being a member of the hunters association? The inculpated: Why did the rabbit eat cabbage from my garden, without being a family member?
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, family, hunting, lawyer
Two snakes are talking. One of them turns to the other and asks, "Are we venomous?" The other replays, "Yes,why?..." "I just bit ma lip."
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal
What does an octopus wear on a cold day? A coat of arms.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, weather
Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are in divorce court. "Mickey," the judge says, "I'm sorry. I can't grant you a divorce on the grounds of insanity. Minnie seems quite sane to me." "I didn't say she was insane," exclaims Mickey. "I said she was f**king Goofy."
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has 59.83 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, divorce, marriage
What do you call a snake that is exactly 3.14 meters long? A πthon.
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has 59.83 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: animal
What dog can jump higher than a building? Anydog, buildings can't jump!
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do a rattlesnake and a soft penis have in common? You can't f**k with either one.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty
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