The best animal jokes

What do you get when you try to cross a pit bull with a computer? A lot of bites.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, IT
Do you know the difference between a postal box and a monkey's arse? Well if you don't know I will never ask you to post a letter for me.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, mean
Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes. They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one "Ok we can run for it or we can stay here and out number them." And the other rabbit says, "We're going to run for it you idiot I'm your brother."
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has 60.08 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: animal, game, gay, sex
Two snakes are talking. One of them turns to the other and asks, "Are we venomous?" The other replays, "Yes,why?..." "I just bit ma lip."
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do cows do for entertainment? They go to the mooooovies.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal
What does an octopus wear on a cold day? A coat of arms.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, weather
Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are in divorce court. "Mickey," the judge says, "I'm sorry. I can't grant you a divorce on the grounds of insanity. Minnie seems quite sane to me." "I didn't say she was insane," exclaims Mickey. "I said she was f**king Goofy."
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has 59.83 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, divorce, marriage
What dog can jump higher than a building? Anydog, buildings can't jump!
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: What animal could Noah not trust? A: Cheetah.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, christian
Yo momma is so hairy when she lifts her armpit up it looks like she's got Bigfoot in a headlock.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
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