Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!
Two goldfish are in a tank.
One said to the other: "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
What did the male squirrel say when the female attacked him...
Get away from my nuts.
Q: What do you get when you cross donkey DNA with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.
Why do cows think cooks are mean?
They whip cream!
Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn?
He was too much of a bully!
What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil?
Pre-tanned leather.
If you crossed a cow with a goat, what would you get?
Half and half.
What does a cow like to do by a campfire?
Roast Moosmallows.