Q: Why didn't go Noah fishing? A: He only had two worms.
Q: What is a turkey's favorite dessert? A: Peach gobbler.
Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.
I’ve never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don’t listen, they don’t come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they’re home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man they love in a cat.
One day the zookeeper noticed that the Orangutan was reading two books - the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species. In surprise he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both those books"? "Well," said the Orangutan, "I just wanted to know if I was my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother."
Question: Why does Tigger smell? Answer: You'd smell too if you played with Pooh all day!
What do you get if you cross a cow with a spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster? A cockerpoodlemoo.
What happened when the lion ate the comedian? He felt funny.
What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater? Claws.
Why was the man sued by his horse? For palomino-money!