The best animal jokes

Q: Why didn't go Noah fishing? A: He only had two worms.
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Q: What is a turkey's favorite dessert? A: Peach gobbler.
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, geography, Thanksgiving
Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.
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has 58.60 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
I’ve never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don’t listen, they don’t come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they’re home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man they love in a cat.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal
One day the zookeeper noticed that the Orangutan was reading two books - the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species. In surprise he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both those books"? "Well," said the Orangutan, "I just wanted to know if I was my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother."
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, bible
Question: Why does Tigger smell? Answer: You'd smell too if you played with Pooh all day!
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do you get if you cross a cow with a spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster? A cockerpoodlemoo.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog
What happened when the lion ate the comedian? He felt funny.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater? Claws.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal
Why was the man sued by his horse? For palomino-money!
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, lawyer, money
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