What are the most athletic rodents? Track and field mice.
Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
A man moved to a mountain top to get rid of the hustle and be alone. One day he heard a knock at the door and no one was there but then he looked down and there sat a snail and it said "it is quite cold out here can I come in?" The man shouted "NO why don't you all understand I want to be alone!" and he kicked the snail down the mountain. One year later there was a knock at the door and no one was there and then he looked down and there again sat a snail and it said, "What did you do that for?"
A stallion and a mare where due to get married, but the stallion didn't show up at the church. He got colt feet.
Did you find my horse well behaved? Indeed, whenever we came to a fence he let me over first!
Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude? He always said "Neigh"
Did you hear about the man who received a tip on a horse called Cigarette? He didn't have enough money tabaccer!
Did you hear about the man with five keen senses? He still lacked common and horse!
How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites? They take a gallop poll!
Q: What do you call a naked deer? A: Buck naked!