What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner?
A charmer farmer.
If you had a gun and you were being chased by a bull and a mountain lion, which one would you shoot first?
The mountain lion.
You can always shoot the bull.
What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?
Shipped beef.
What do you get from a short-legged cow?
Dragon milk.
Why are cows made for dancing?
They re all born hoofers.
What gives milk and has a horn?
A milk tank.
Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory?
Alike did was stand around making faces.
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges?
He's the Easter Bungee.
How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?
Look for gray hares.
How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed?
You can smell the carrots on his breath.