Why do cows think cooks are mean?
They whip cream!
Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn?
He was too much of a bully!
What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil?
Pre-tanned leather.
If you crossed a cow with a goat, what would you get?
Half and half.
What does a cow like to do by a campfire?
Roast Moosmallows.
What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher?
Ground round.
What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner?
A charmer farmer.
If you had a gun and you were being chased by a bull and a mountain lion, which one would you shoot first?
The mountain lion.
You can always shoot the bull.
What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?
Shipped beef.
What do you get from a short-legged cow?
Dragon milk.