The best animal jokes

Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat? He had to get a new goat.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do you get when you try to cross a pit bull with a computer? A lot of bites.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, IT
Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
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has 60.21 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do you call a penguin in the desert? Lost!
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
Two goldfish are in a tank. One said to the other: "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
What did the male squirrel say when the female attacked him... Get away from my nuts.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: What do you get when you cross donkey DNA with an onion? A: A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
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