The best animal jokes

If they made a movie starring the Loch Ness monster and the great white shark from Jaws, what would the movie be called? Loch Jaws.
Vote:
has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal
Will I ever be able to race my horse again the owner asked the vet. The vet replied, "You certainly will, and you ll probably beat her too!"
Vote:
has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, doctor
Girl: We have a mayor. Do you? Horse: Sure! Girl: What do you call it? Horse: Same as you do. Mare!
Vote:
has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal
Yo mama cooking so bad, the flies chipped for a screen door!
Vote:
has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, Yo mama
A three-year-old boy fell eighteen feet into a zoo enclosure containing seven gorillas. He was immediately rescued, not by zookeepers, but by one of the animals. The 150 lb. female gorilla picked up the unconscious form of the boy and laid it at a door to be easily retrieved by zookeepers. This cross-species rescue has resulted in thousands of dollars in donations to the zoo. It is perhaps because of these donations that zookeepers have kept quiet about one vital detail, a hastily scrawled note tucked in the boy's collar: "Thanks; but we prefer fruit."
Vote:
has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: Why didn't go Noah fishing? A: He only had two worms.
Vote:
has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, bible, fish
Q: What is a turkey's favorite dessert? A: Peach gobbler.
Vote:
has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, geography, Thanksgiving
Q: What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? A: If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
Vote:
has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, death, kids, Thanksgiving
Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.
Vote:
has 58.60 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
I’ve never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don’t listen, they don’t come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they’re home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man they love in a cat.
Vote:
has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal
<<<55565758
More jokes →
Page 55 of 153.