What is a cow's favourite TV show?
Dr Moo.
What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you?
Your calves.
I hear you take milk baths.
That's right.
Why?
I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.
"Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture?"
"No."
"Did he hurt the cows?"
"No, he just grazed them."
What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?
Udder chaos.
Where do you find a down-and-out octopus?
On squid row.
Turtle to turtle: "Don't ya just love the sound of rain on your roof?"
Q: What is a turkey's favorite dessert?
A: Peach gobbler.
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A guy walks into a bar with a giraffe, and the giraffe gets waay too drunk.
The bartender says, "Hey! you can't leave that lyin' there!"
The guy goes, "that's not a lion its a giraffe!"
Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.
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