What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead? Unsightly facial hare.
When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train? When it's on the train.
Which rabbit is a famous comedian? Bob Hop.
Why are rabbits never gold? How would you tell them apart from goldfish?
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares.
What do you call a poodle with no legs? A sponge.
What do you call a gigantic polar bear? Nothing, you just run away.
What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head? A tiger moth.
Two skunks were being chased by a bear. As the bear got closer, one of the skunks said "Whatever shall we do?" "Let us spray!" replied the other.
How are skunks able to avoid danger? By using their instinks and common scents.