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What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead? Unsightly facial hare.
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When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train? When it's on the train.
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Which rabbit is a famous comedian? Bob Hop.
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Why are rabbits never gold? How would you tell them apart from goldfish?
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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares.
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What do you call a poodle with no legs? A sponge.
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What do you call a gigantic polar bear? Nothing, you just run away.
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What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head? A tiger moth.
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Two skunks were being chased by a bear. As the bear got closer, one of the skunks said "Whatever shall we do?" "Let us spray!" replied the other.
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How are skunks able to avoid danger? By using their instinks and common scents.
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