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What are the spots on black-and-white cows? Holstaines.
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What hair style is a calf's favorite? The cowlick.
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A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the bee turned around and flew away. Why? The rabbit had two b's already.
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Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory? Alike did was stand around making faces.
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Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He's the Easter Bungee.
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How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Look for gray hares.
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How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed? You can smell the carrots on his breath.
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What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him.
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Which rabbit was in Western movies? Hopalong Cassidy.
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Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn't have the hare fare.
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