Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory?
Alike did was stand around making faces.
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges?
He's the Easter Bungee.
How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?
Look for gray hares.
How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed?
You can smell the carrots on his breath.
What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on him.
Which rabbit was in Western movies?
Hopalong Cassidy.
Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?
He didn't have the hare fare.
Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?
Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck.
What do you call a poodle with no legs?
A sponge.
What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?
A little bear.