What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers.
What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way? He whale-d.
Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
Who held the baby octopus to ransom? Squidnappers.
Who robs banks and squirts ink? Billy the Squid.
Q: Who was the most famous pirate octopus? A: Captain Squid.
What's an octopuses favourite latin saying? Squid pro quo.
What kind of sharks make good carpenters? Hammerheads.
Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
If a hungry shark is after you, what should you feed it? Jawbreakers.