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If you had a gun and you were being chased by a bull and a mountain lion, which one would you shoot first? The mountain lion. You can always shoot the bull.
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What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine? Hamburger.
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What are the spots on black-and-white cows? Holstaines.
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What hair style is a calf's favorite? The cowlick.
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Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He's the Easter Bungee.
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Rabbit: "I got kicked out of my cage for not paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twenty-nine bunnies with her. I m all out of carrots. What should I do?" Friend: "Don't worry; be hoppy!"
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What book did the rabbit take on vacation? One with a hoppy ending.
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What's a rabbits favorite musical? Hare.
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Which rabbit is a famous comedian? Bob Hop.
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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares.
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