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What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other? Isaiah.
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What is the best advice to give a worm? Sleep late.
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What's black and white, stinks and hangs from a line? A drip dry skunk.
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What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off? I ll get you next slime.
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Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise.
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How could the dolphin afford to buy a house? He prawned everything.
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What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel? A bit of a shock really.
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Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing? He was always standing up on the job!
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal, work
Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear? A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine. He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself. Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
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