Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping? Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck.
What do you call a poodle with no legs? A sponge.
What animal do you look like when you get into the bath? A little bear.
What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other? Isaiah.
What's black and white, stinks and hangs from a line? A drip dry skunk.
What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off? I ll get you next slime.
Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise.
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house? He prawned everything.
What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel? A bit of a shock really.
Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing? He was always standing up on the job!