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Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn't have the hare fare.
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Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping? Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck.
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What do you call a poodle with no legs? A sponge.
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What animal do you look like when you get into the bath? A little bear.
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What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other? Isaiah.
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What is the best advice to give a worm? Sleep late.
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What's black and white, stinks and hangs from a line? A drip dry skunk.
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What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off? I ll get you next slime.
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Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise.
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How could the dolphin afford to buy a house? He prawned everything.
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