Did you hear about the man who named his horse Radish?
Did you hear about the man who received a tip on a horse called Cigarette? He didn't have enough money tabaccer!
Did you hear about the man with five keen senses? He still lacked common and horse!
How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites? They take a gallop poll!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side…
Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead. Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
Q: What do you call a naked deer? A: Buck naked!
A man walks into his house with a duck under his arm. He walks up to his wife with it and says, "This is the pig I've been f*cking'." His wife says, "That's a duck." He quickly replies, "I wasn't talking to you."
Q: How can you tell if your girlfriend really likes you? A: If you stick your hand in her pants and it feels like you're feeding a horse.