Two skunks were being chased by a bear. As the bear got closer, one of the skunks said "Whatever shall we do?" "Let us spray!" replied the other.
How are skunks able to avoid danger? By using their instinks and common scents.
What's black and white, stinks and hangs from a line? A drip dry skunk.
Who robs banks and squirts ink? Billy the Squid.
What does a squid sheriff form? An octoposse.
Did you hear about the whale who couldn't keep a secret? He was a blubber mouth.
What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond? He had him newt-ered.
What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn? A Moles Royce.
What are the most athletic rodents? Track and field mice.
Mama bear to Papa bear: "Well... You might call it hibernating — I call it goofing off ."