How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites? They take a gallop poll!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side…
Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead. Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
Q: What is a turkey's favorite dessert? A: Peach gobbler.
Q: Why should you never set the turkey next to the desert? A: Because he will gobble, gobble it up!
Q: Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? A: Because then the children have to play inside.
Q: What do you call a naked deer? A: Buck naked!
There is three kids sitting at the lunch table one day. One kid ask what do you call a mixed baby? One replies a zebra,another replies a mistake and the third one replies. Rape
A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian. "Look in the lion's mouth," the vet told him. "How do I do that?" he asked. "Carefully," replied the vet.