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Did you hear about the man who named his horse Radish?
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Did you hear about the man who received a tip on a horse called Cigarette? He didn't have enough money tabaccer!
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Did you hear about the man with five keen senses? He still lacked common and horse!
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How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites? They take a gallop poll!
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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side…
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Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead. Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
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It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
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Q: What do you call a naked deer? A: Buck naked!
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A man walks into his house with a duck under his arm. He walks up to his wife with it and says, "This is the pig I've been f*cking'." His wife says, "That's a duck." He quickly replies, "I wasn't talking to you."
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Q: How can you tell if your girlfriend really likes you? A: If you stick your hand in her pants and it feels like you're feeding a horse.
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