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Two skunks were being chased by a bear. As the bear got closer, one of the skunks said "Whatever shall we do?" "Let us spray!" replied the other.
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How are skunks able to avoid danger? By using their instinks and common scents.
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What's black and white, stinks and hangs from a line? A drip dry skunk.
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Who robs banks and squirts ink? Billy the Squid.
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What does a squid sheriff form? An octoposse.
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Did you hear about the whale who couldn't keep a secret? He was a blubber mouth.
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What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond? He had him newt-ered.
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What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn? A Moles Royce.
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What are the most athletic rodents? Track and field mice.
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Mama bear to Papa bear: "Well... You might call it hibernating — I call it goofing off ."
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