Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn't have the hare fare.
Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping? Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck.
What do you call a poodle with no legs? A sponge.
What animal do you look like when you get into the bath? A little bear.
What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other? Isaiah.
What is the best advice to give a worm? Sleep late.
What's black and white, stinks and hangs from a line? A drip dry skunk.
What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off? I ll get you next slime.
Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise.
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house? He prawned everything.