The best animal jokes

What do you get when you try to cross a pit bull with a computer? A lot of bites.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, IT
How do elephants hide in the jungle? Paint their balls red and pretend they are cherries! What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys eating cherries...
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, elephant
What do a rattlesnake and a soft penis have in common? You can't f**k with either one.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty
Yo momma is so hairy when she lifts her armpit up it looks like she's got Bigfoot in a headlock.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
What do dinosaurs put on their floors? Rep-tiles.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man? A. "How do you breathe through something so small?"
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal
A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. The police stop him and say that he can’t drive around with the penguins in the car and should take them to the zoo. The man agrees and drives off. The next day the same man is driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back and again. He is stopped by the same police officer who says, "Hey! I though I told you to take those to the zoo." The man replies "I did. Today I’m taking them to the movies."
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, cop, travel
What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man? Tarzan stripes forever.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal
Why don't lobsters share? They re shellfish.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish
How much money did the bronco have? Only a buck!
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, money
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