The best animal jokes

Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
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has 57.64 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, and they end up leaving together. They get back to her place, and as she shows him around, he notices that her bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears. Hundreds of small bears are on a shelf all the way along the floor, medium sized ones are on a shelf a little higher, and huge bears are on the top shelf along the wall. The man is kind of surprised by the collection, especially because it’s so extensive, but he decides not to mention this to her. She turns to him…they kiss…then they rip each other’s clothes off and romp around the room all night. After an intense night of passion, as they are lying there together in the afterglow, the man rolls over and asks, smiling, “Well, how’d I do?” The woman says, “You can have any prize from the bottom shelf.”
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has 57.45 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: animal, bar, women
Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey. Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing. He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey. After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it." "Why?" asked the lady. He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."
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has 57.44 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, family, racist, travel
First Caribou: What kind of math do owls like? Second Caribou: Owlgebra.
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has 57.40 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: animal, math
What do you call a bear with no teeth? (A gummy bear!)
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: animal
Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors? Because, if it had 4 doors it would be chicken sedan.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: animal, car
Q: What do you get when you cross a collie with a trumpet? A: A Lassie who plays brassie!
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do spiders like to order at a fast food restaurant? Burgers and flies.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
I’ve never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don’t listen, they don’t come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they’re home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man they love in a cat.
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal
An elephant goes to a camel and says why have you got a pair of tits on your back, the camel then replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, elephant
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