What hair style is a calf's favorite? The cowlick.
A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the bee turned around and flew away. Why? The rabbit had two b's already.
How do rabbits get to work? By rabbit transit.
How is a rabbit like a plum? They re both purple, except for the rabbit.
Rabbit: "I got kicked out of my cage for not paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twenty-nine bunnies with her. I m all out of carrots. What should I do?" Friend: "Don't worry; be hoppy!"
What book did the rabbit take on vacation? One with a hoppy ending.
What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter? Deviled eggs.
What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead? Unsightly facial hare.
What do you call an unusual rabbit? A rare hare.
What's a rabbits favorite movie? Rabbits of the Lost Ark.