The best animal jokes

Q: Why is the camel called the ship of the desert? A: Because it's full of Arab semen.
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has 56.42 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, dirty, geography
A woman went to the doctor's and complained of being really sore. "Do you have any idea why?" "Well, I had sex with an elephant!" "You did? But elephants are known to have small penises!" "Yeah, but he fingered me first."
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has 56.20 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: animal, doctor, elephant, sex
Johnny, George, and Bert were driving along in their pickup when they saw a sheep caught in the fence with its hind end up in the air. Bert said, "I wish that was Sharon Stone." George echoed, "I wish it was Demi Moore." Little Johnny sighed, "I wish it was dark..."
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has 56.07 % from 160 votes. More jokes about: animal, little Johnny
Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? A: Sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
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has 56.06 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty
Q:Where do you find a dog with no legs? A:Right where you left him.
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog
What do cows do for entertainment? They go to the mooooovies.
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day? A: Forget-me-nuts.
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, Valentines day
A fish walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "What would you like?" the fish says holding his neck, "Water".
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has 55.87 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal, bar, bartender, fish
Which day of the week do chickens hate most? Fry-day!
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal
What is the last thing to go through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield? It's ass.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting
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