Q: Why is the camel called the ship of the desert? A: Because it's full of Arab semen.
A woman went to the doctor's and complained of being really sore. "Do you have any idea why?" "Well, I had sex with an elephant!" "You did? But elephants are known to have small penises!" "Yeah, but he fingered me first."
Johnny, George, and Bert were driving along in their pickup when they saw a sheep caught in the fence with its hind end up in the air. Bert said, "I wish that was Sharon Stone." George echoed, "I wish it was Demi Moore." Little Johnny sighed, "I wish it was dark..."
Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? A: Sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
Q:Where do you find a dog with no legs? A:Right where you left him.
What do cows do for entertainment? They go to the mooooovies.
Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day? A: Forget-me-nuts.
A fish walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "What would you like?" the fish says holding his neck, "Water".
Which day of the week do chickens hate most? Fry-day!
What is the last thing to go through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield? It's ass.