What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead? Unsightly facial hare.
What do you call an unusual rabbit? A rare hare.
What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit? A honey bunny.
What's a rabbits favorite movie? Rabbits of the Lost Ark.
Which rabbit is a famous comedian? Bob Hop.
Which rabbit was a famous female aviator? Amelia Harehart.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares.
There are bats hanging of a branch upside down, all except one. Two bats comment: "What's happened to this one? I don't know, two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.
What's a pet's favorite day? Saint Petrick's Day.
Why was the lion-tamer fined? He parked on a yellow lion.