What are the spots on black-and-white cows? Holstaines.
What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office? An encownter group.
What game do little cows like to play? Moonopoly.
What hair style is a calf's favorite? The cowlick.
A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the bee turned around and flew away. Why? The rabbit had two b's already.
Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory? Alike did was stand around making faces.
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He's the Easter Bungee.
How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Look for gray hares.
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare.
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins.