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What hair style is a calf's favorite? The cowlick.
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A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the bee turned around and flew away. Why? The rabbit had two b's already.
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How do rabbits get to work? By rabbit transit.
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How is a rabbit like a plum? They re both purple, except for the rabbit.
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Rabbit: "I got kicked out of my cage for not paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twenty-nine bunnies with her. I m all out of carrots. What should I do?" Friend: "Don't worry; be hoppy!"
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What book did the rabbit take on vacation? One with a hoppy ending.
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What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter? Deviled eggs.
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What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead? Unsightly facial hare.
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What do you call an unusual rabbit? A rare hare.
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What's a rabbits favorite movie? Rabbits of the Lost Ark.
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