A man and a woman were on a nude beach when a wasp flew into the woman's vagina.
In a rush the guy pulled on his shorts, wrapped a towel around the woman, and ran to the hospital.
When they got there the doctor said, "The only way I can think to get the wasp out is to slather some honey on my penis and lure it out."
The doctor then offered his services for a mere $50.
After a long pause, the couple agreed.
The doctor happily slathered on some honey and went in.
After a couple of thrusts the husband said, "Hey, what the hell is going on?"
The doctor says, "Change of plans I'm going to drown the bastard."
How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry it.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus.
"Why cant you play cards in the jungle?"
"Because theres to many cheetahs."
What are cows favorite party games?
MOO-sical chairs.
Q: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired?
A: Because he couldn't keep his calves together!
What do you call an owl magician? HOOOOOdini.
Teacher: "What does a duck say?"
Jenny: "Quack Quack"
Teacher: "What does a cow say?"
Madison: "Moo"
Teacher: "What does a pig say?"
Little Johnny: "A pig says *holds up gun* get on the wall, you motherfucker!"
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A summer visitor asked the farmer how long cows should be milked.
"Oh, I reckon about the same as short ones!" the farmer answered.
Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
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