What do cows get when they do all their chores? Mooney.
What newspaper do cows read? The Daily Moos.
What is a moo hoo for steak that came late? Filet delay.
If you had a gun and you were being chased by a bull and a mountain lion, which one would you shoot first? The mountain lion. You can always shoot the bull.
That tornado damage your cow barn any? Dunno. Haven't found the durn thing yet.
What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat? Shipped beef.
What do you get from a short-legged cow? Dragon milk.
Why are cows made for dancing? They re all born hoofers.
What gives milk and has a horn? A milk tank.
What are the spots on black-and-white cows? Holstaines.