What band is a cow favorite? Moody Blues.
What is the definition of "derange"? De place where de cowboys ride.
What do cows get when they do all their chores? Mooney.
What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor? Ground Beef.
What happens when a cow stops shaving? It grows a Moostache.
What animals do you bring to bed? Your calves.
How do you make a milkshake? Give a cow a pogo stick.
Did you hear about the snobby cow? She thought she was a cutlet above the rest.
What hair style is a calf's favorite? The cowlick.
A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the bee turned around and flew away. Why? The rabbit had two b's already.