Mother to little boy: ‘Stop pulling the cat’s tail.’ Boy: ‘I’m not. I’m just holding it. It’s the cat that’s doing the pulling.’
Q: What do you call a snake who works for the government? A: A civil serpent.
What did the calf say to the silo? "Is my fodder in there?"
What band is a cow favorite? Moody Blues.
What is the definition of "derange"? De place where de cowboys ride.
What do cows get when they do all their chores? Mooney.
What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor? Ground Beef.
What happens when a cow stops shaving? It grows a Moostache.
What animals do you bring to bed? Your calves.
Did you hear about the snobby cow? She thought she was a cutlet above the rest.