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If you had a gun and you were being chased by a bull and a mountain lion, which one would you shoot first? The mountain lion. You can always shoot the bull.
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That tornado damage your cow barn any? Dunno. Haven't found the durn thing yet.
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What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine? Hamburger.
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What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat? Shipped beef.
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What do you get from a short-legged cow? Dragon milk.
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What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry, and a sofa? A cowch potato.
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Where do steers go to dance? To the Meat Ball.
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Why are cows made for dancing? They re all born hoofers.
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What gives milk and has a horn? A milk tank.
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What are the spots on black-and-white cows? Holstaines.
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