If you had a gun and you were being chased by a bull and a mountain lion, which one would you shoot first? The mountain lion. You can always shoot the bull.
That tornado damage your cow barn any? Dunno. Haven't found the durn thing yet.
What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine? Hamburger.
What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat? Shipped beef.
What do you get from a short-legged cow? Dragon milk.
What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry, and a sofa? A cowch potato.
Where do steers go to dance? To the Meat Ball.
Why are cows made for dancing? They re all born hoofers.
What gives milk and has a horn? A milk tank.
What are the spots on black-and-white cows? Holstaines.