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What's a pet's favorite day? Saint Petrick's Day.
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What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep? A stripey sweater.
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What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head? A tiger moth.
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How are skunks able to avoid danger? By using their instinks and common scents.
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Who robs banks and squirts ink? Billy the Squid.
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What does a squid sheriff form? An octoposse.
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Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws? It costs an arm and a leg to eat there.
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What kind of sharks make good carpenters? Hammerheads.
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Did you hear about the whale who couldn't keep a secret? He was a blubber mouth.
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What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond? He had him newt-ered.
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