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Mother to little boy: ‘Stop pulling the cat’s tail.’ Boy: ‘I’m not. I’m just holding it. It’s the cat that’s doing the pulling.’
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Q: What do you call a snake who works for the government? A: A civil serpent.
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What did the calf say to the silo? "Is my fodder in there?"
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What band is a cow favorite? Moody Blues.
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What is the definition of "derange"? De place where de cowboys ride.
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What do cows get when they do all their chores? Mooney.
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What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor? Ground Beef.
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What happens when a cow stops shaving? It grows a Moostache.
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What animals do you bring to bed? Your calves.
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Did you hear about the snobby cow? She thought she was a cutlet above the rest.
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