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Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn't have the hare fare.
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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares.
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Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping? Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck.
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Why did the rabbits go on strike? They wanted a better celery.
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Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor? For hare care.
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What do you call a poodle with no legs? A sponge.
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What animal do you look like when you get into the bath? A little bear.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian? He felt funny.
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First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros? Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.
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What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls? Reptiles.
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