Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn't have the hare fare.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares.
Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping? Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck.
Why did the rabbits go on strike? They wanted a better celery.
Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor? For hare care.
What do you call a poodle with no legs? A sponge.
What animal do you look like when you get into the bath? A little bear.
What happened when the lion ate the comedian? He felt funny.
First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros? Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls? Reptiles.