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What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old? Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.
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What kind of money do polar bears use? Ice lolly.
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Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet? It lives on ice.
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What do you call a show full of lions? The mane event.
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What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt? Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.
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What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth.
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Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues? Because he had a stinking cold.
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What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial? Odour in court.
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What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl? A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot.
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What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson? He stank to the bottom of the pool.
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