What's a cow's favorite moosical note?
Beef-flat!
Where does a cow stop to drink?
The milky way.
What game do little cows like to play?
Moonopoly.
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smellicopter.
An old lady was considering buying a squirrel fur coat.
"But will it be all right in the rain?" she asked anxiously.
"Oh certainly, ma am," said the manager smoothly.
"After all, you've never seen a squirrel with an umbrella have you?"
Did you hear about the aristocratic horse?
He was the last of his race!
Q: What does a cooked chicken and a stoner who is afraid of everything have in common?
A: They are both baked chickens.
It is better to enter the mouth of a tiger than a court of law.
Kangaroo 911: "What's your emergency?"
Kangaroo: "I can't find my children"
Kangaroo 911: "Did you check your pockets?"
Kangaroo: "Oh nevermind."
Vote:
Q: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
A: Becuase the "P" is silent.