The best animal jokes

Q: What is a bee that cant make up his mind? A: A maybe.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: animal
Kangaroo 911: "What's your emergency?" Kangaroo: "I can't find my children" Kangaroo 911: "Did you check your pockets?" Kangaroo: "Oh nevermind."
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, customer service, kids
Go to your back door and look for the dog. If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it's probably raining. But if the dog is standing there really soaking wet, it is probably raining really hard. If the dog's fur looks like it's been rubbed the wrong way, it's probably windy. If the dog has snow on his back, it's probably snowing. Of course, to be able to tell the weather like this, you have to leave the dog outside all the time, especially if you expect bad weather. Yours sincerely,  The CAT
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, weather
If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, flirt, sex
What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road? There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
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has 57.26 % from 215 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, death
What do a rattlesnake and a soft penis have in common? You can't f**k with either one.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty
Q: Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was Arrested? A: Charged With Battery.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, prison
What do dinosaurs put on their floors? Rep-tiles.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal
What did the bee say to the flower? "Hi, honey."
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear? A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
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