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What animal do you look like when you get into the bath? A little bear.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian? He felt funny.
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First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros? Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.
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What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls? Reptiles.
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What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other? Isaiah.
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How do you weigh a whale? On Whale Weigh Scales.
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What is the best advice to give a worm? Sleep late.
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What's black and white, stinks and hangs from a line? A drip dry skunk.
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What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast? How slime flies.
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What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off? I ll get you next slime.
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