The best animal jokes

The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist. The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming. The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
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Teacher: "What does a duck say?" Jenny: "Quack Quack" Teacher: "What does a cow say?" Madison: "Moo" Teacher: "What does a pig say?" Little Johnny: "A pig says *holds up gun* get on the wall, you motherfucker!"
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has 55.11 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, kids, little Johnny, vulgar
How do you start a teddy bear race? Ready, teddy, go.
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, game
Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day? A: Forget-me-nuts.
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, Valentines day
What do you call a deer with no eyes? I have no I-Deer.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal
Where does a cow stop to drink? The milky way.
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What happens when a cow stops shaving? It grows a Moostache.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal
What game do little cows like to play? Moonopoly.
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What do you call a dumb bunny? A hare brain.
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Where do rabbits go after their wedding? On their bunnymoon.
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