The best animal jokes

What game do little cows like to play? Moonopoly.
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What do you call a flying skunk? A smellicopter.
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An old lady was considering buying a squirrel fur coat. "But will it be all right in the rain?" she asked anxiously. "Oh certainly, ma am," said the manager smoothly. "After all, you've never seen a squirrel with an umbrella have you?"
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, weather
Did you hear about the aristocratic horse? He was the last of his race!
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Q: What does a cooked chicken and a stoner who is afraid of everything have in common? A: They are both baked chickens.
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It is better to enter the mouth of a tiger than a court of law.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, death, lawyer
Q: Why are fish so smart? A: Because they live in schools.
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has 54.89 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: animal
Two cows were chatting over the fence between their fields. The first cow said, "I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the Johnson Farm."  The other cow replied, "Hell, I ain't worried, it won't affect us ducks."
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has 54.77 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, duck, health
Q:Where do you find a dog with no legs? A:Right where you left him.
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog
Q: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? A: Becuase the "P" is silent.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal
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