Which rabbit was a famous female aviator? Amelia Harehart.
Why did the rabbits go on strike? They wanted a better celery.
There are bats hanging of a branch upside down, all except one. Two bats comment: "What's happened to this one? I don't know, two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.
What's a pet's favorite day? Saint Petrick's Day.
Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues? Because he had a stinking cold.
What do you do when two snails have a fight? Leave them to slug it out.
How does a group of dolphin's make a decision? Flipper coin.
What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way? He whale-d.
What do you call a neurotic octopus? A crazy, mixed-up squid.