What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?
A little bear.
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
He felt funny.
First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?
Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Reptiles.
What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other?
Isaiah.
How do you weigh a whale?
On Whale Weigh Scales.
What is the best advice to give a worm?
Sleep late.
What's black and white, stinks and hangs from a line?
A drip dry skunk.
What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?
How slime flies.
What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off?
I ll get you next slime.