How do you know when you re eating rabbit stew? When it has hares in it.
How far can a rabbit run into the woods? Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.
How is a rabbit like a plum? They re both purple, except for the rabbit.
Rabbit: "I got kicked out of my cage for not paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twenty-nine bunnies with her. I m all out of carrots. What should I do?" Friend: "Don't worry; be hoppy!"
What book did the rabbit take on vacation? One with a hoppy ending.
What do you call a dumb bunny? A hare brain.
What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes? A dumb bunny.
What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead? Unsightly facial hare.
What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit? A rabbit that says, "Ribbit."
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout? A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.