The best animal jokes

I thought I was at a Nicki Minaj concert for 20 minutes before I realized I was just watching a homeless man yell at a pigeon.
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What do cows do when they re introduced? They give each other a milk shake.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal
Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
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First Kangaroo: If you were surrounded by 30 lions, 25 elephants and 10 hippos, how would you get away from them? Second Kangaroo: Step off the merry-go-round.
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A skunk family had two little skunks they called In and Out. One day little In disappeared. Mother Skunk, Father Skunk and young Out spent hours looking for him, getting more worried all the time. In the end the parents went home to have a cup of tea, but Out said he d continue searching for a while. Half an hour later he returned home, with a tired In following behind him. "However did you find him?" asked Father Skunk. "In-stinct," replied Out.
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Johnny, George, and Bert were driving along in their pickup when they saw a sheep caught in the fence with its hind end up in the air. Bert said, "I wish that was Sharon Stone." George echoed, "I wish it was Demi Moore." Little Johnny sighed, "I wish it was dark..."
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has 55.69 % from 161 votes. More jokes about: animal, little Johnny
A woman went to the doctor's and complained of being really sore. "Do you have any idea why?" "Well, I had sex with an elephant!" "You did? But elephants are known to have small penises!" "Yeah, but he fingered me first."
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has 55.57 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: animal, doctor, elephant, sex
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
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has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, love
Yo momma is so hairy when she lifts her armpit up it looks like she's got Bigfoot in a headlock.
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has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Q: Why are fish so smart? A: Because they live in schools.
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has 55.47 % from 131 votes. More jokes about: animal
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