What happens when the cows refuse to be milked? Udder chaos.
How do you know when you re eating rabbit stew? When it has hares in it.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
Where do rabbits go after their wedding? On their bunnymoon.
What's the favourite flavour of sharks? Shark-o-late.
Q. Why did Mrs. Smokey the Bear divorce Smokey the Bear? A. Because every time she got hot, he d beat her with a shovel!
Why was the racehorse names Strawberry Ice? He was a sherbet!
Q: What does a cooked chicken and a stoner who is afraid of everything have in common? A: They are both baked chickens.
A fish walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "What would you like?" the fish says holding his neck, "Water".
Two cows were chatting over the fence between their fields. The first cow said, "I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the Johnson Farm." The other cow replied, "Hell, I ain't worried, it won't affect us ducks."