The best animal jokes

What happens when the cows refuse to be milked? Udder chaos.
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How do you know when you re eating rabbit stew? When it has hares in it.
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What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
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Where do rabbits go after their wedding? On their bunnymoon.
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What's the favourite flavour of sharks? Shark-o-late.
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Q. Why did Mrs. Smokey the Bear divorce Smokey the Bear? A. Because every time she got hot, he d beat her with a shovel!
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Why was the racehorse names Strawberry Ice? He was a sherbet!
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Q: What does a cooked chicken and a stoner who is afraid of everything have in common? A: They are both baked chickens.
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A fish walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "What would you like?" the fish says holding his neck, "Water".
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Two cows were chatting over the fence between their fields. The first cow said, "I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the Johnson Farm."  The other cow replied, "Hell, I ain't worried, it won't affect us ducks."
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