Which rabbit was a famous female aviator?
Amelia Harehart.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance they looked like hares.
There are bats hanging of a branch upside down, all except one.
Two bats comment: "What's happened to this one?
I don't know, two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.
What's a pet's favorite day?
Saint Petrick's Day.
Why was the lion-tamer fined?
He parked on a yellow lion.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?
A stripey sweater.
What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?
A tiger moth.
First Kangaroo: What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?
Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.
How are skunks able to avoid danger?
By using their instinks and common scents.
How would you get four reindeer in a car?
Two in the front and two in the back.
And how do you get four polar bears in a car?
Take the reindeer out first.