The best animal jokes

How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down.
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What's a skunk's favourite game in school? Show and smell.
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A fish walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "What would you like?" the fish says holding his neck, "Water".
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Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day? A: Forget-me-nuts.
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Q: What animal could Noah not trust? A: Cheetah.
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It was escaping from K.F.C.
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Q: Which side of a deer has the most meat? A: The inside.
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A woman walks into a bar with her 5 pound Chihuahua and sits down next to this guy, whom she notices is feeling a little bit queasy. A few minutes go buy and the guy looks at her and blows his chunks. He looks down and sees the little dog struggling in a pool of vomit and says, "Whoa, I don't remember eating that!"
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Q: Where does a kangaroo go that can't hop? A: Hopspital.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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