When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train? When it's on the train.
Which rabbit is a famous comedian? Bob Hop.
Which rabbit was a famous female aviator? Amelia Harehart.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares.
Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant? He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
There are bats hanging of a branch upside down, all except one. Two bats comment: "What's happened to this one? I don't know, two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.
What's a pet's favorite day? Saint Petrick's Day.
Why was the lion-tamer fined? He parked on a yellow lion.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep? A stripey sweater.
What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head? A tiger moth.