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Which rabbit is a famous comedian? Bob Hop.
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Which rabbit was a famous female aviator? Amelia Harehart.
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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares.
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There are bats hanging of a branch upside down, all except one. Two bats comment: "What's happened to this one? I don't know, two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.
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What's a pet's favorite day? Saint Petrick's Day.
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Why was the lion-tamer fined? He parked on a yellow lion.
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What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep? A stripey sweater.
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What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head? A tiger moth.
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How are skunks able to avoid danger? By using their instinks and common scents.
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Who robs banks and squirts ink? Billy the Squid.
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