When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train?
When it's on the train.
Which rabbit is a famous comedian?
Bob Hop.
Which rabbit was a famous female aviator?
Amelia Harehart.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance they looked like hares.
Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?
He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
There are bats hanging of a branch upside down, all except one.
Two bats comment: "What's happened to this one?
I don't know, two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.
What's a pet's favorite day?
Saint Petrick's Day.
Why was the lion-tamer fined?
He parked on a yellow lion.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?
A stripey sweater.
What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?
A tiger moth.