How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed?
You can smell the carrots on his breath.
How do you know when you re eating rabbit stew?
When it has hares in it.
How is a rabbit like a plum?
They re both purple, except for the rabbit.
Rabbit: "I got kicked out of my cage for not paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twenty-nine bunnies with her. I m all out of carrots. What should I do?"
Friend: "Don't worry; be hoppy!"
What book did the rabbit take on vacation?
One with a hoppy ending.
What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead?
Unsightly facial hare.
What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?
A rabbit that says, "Ribbit."
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?
A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
What's a rabbits favorite musical?
Hare.
What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on him.