How did the farmer find his lost cow?
He tractor down.
What's a skunk's favourite game in school?
Show and smell.
A fish walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "What would you like?" the fish says holding his neck, "Water".
Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?
A: Forget-me-nuts.
Q: What animal could Noah not trust?
A: Cheetah.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: It was escaping from K.F.C.
Q: Which side of a deer has the most meat?
A: The inside.
A woman walks into a bar with her 5 pound Chihuahua and sits down next to this guy, whom she notices is feeling a little bit queasy.
A few minutes go buy and the guy looks at her and blows his chunks.
He looks down and sees the little dog struggling in a pool of vomit and says, "Whoa, I don't remember eating that!"
Q: Where does a kangaroo go that can't hop?
A: Hopspital.
Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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