How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed? You can smell the carrots on his breath.
How do you know when you re eating rabbit stew? When it has hares in it.
How far can a rabbit run into the woods? Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.
How is a rabbit like a plum? They re both purple, except for the rabbit.
Rabbit: "I got kicked out of my cage for not paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twenty-nine bunnies with her. I m all out of carrots. What should I do?" Friend: "Don't worry; be hoppy!"
What book did the rabbit take on vacation? One with a hoppy ending.
What do you call a dumb bunny? A hare brain.
What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes? A dumb bunny.
What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead? Unsightly facial hare.
What do you call an unusual rabbit? A rare hare.