Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap. When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion? Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
What's a moo hoo for grazing school? Grass class.
What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache? A bad mood.
How do bulls drive their cars? They steer them.
"Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture?" "No." "Did he hurt the cows?" "No, he just grazed them."
What is a cow's favorite lunch meat? Bullogna.
What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space? Steer Wars.
"Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad?" "I believe he's eating your lettuce."