The best animal jokes

Q: How do you know Noah was a White man? A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
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has 55.14 % from 692 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, food, racist, white people
What do you call an owl magician? HOOOOOdini.
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal
How do you know when a crab is drunk? It walks forwards.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, drunk
Why is it that if you give a child an encyclopedia, lawyer is always the third thing they look up? Because the first thing a child looks up is dog. The second is snake. And under snake, the encyclopedia says See Lawyer.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, lawyer
A tourist on a farm asked the farmer why one pig had a wooden leg. The farmer said, "That pig is the bravest pig I ever saw." "So why does he have a wooden leg?" the tourist asked. "One night, our house caught on fire, and he came inside and woke us all up." The tourist asked again, "So, why does that pig have a wooden leg?" "You can't eat a pig that brave all at once!"
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do you call a deer with no eyes? I have no I-Deer.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal
What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
Where does a cow stop to drink? The milky way.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal
What game do little cows like to play? Moonopoly.
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What do you call a flying skunk? A smellicopter.
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