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What is the definition of "derange"? De place where de cowboys ride.
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What is a cow's favourite TV show? Dr Moo.
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What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull? A steak-out.
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Where did the bull carry his stock-market report? In his beef case.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk? An udder failure.
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Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual? No, only medium rare.
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How do you make a milkshake? Give a cow a pogo stick.
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Why do cows like being told joke? Because they like being amoosed.
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A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the bee turned around and flew away. Why? The rabbit had two b's already.
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How do rabbits get to work? By rabbit transit.
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