When do rabbits have buck teeth? When their parents won't get them braces.
When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train? When it's on the train.
Which rabbit is a famous comedian? Bob Hop.
Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
Which rabbit was in Western movies? Hopalong Cassidy.
Why are rabbits never gold? How would you tell them apart from goldfish?
Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn't have the hare fare.
Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping? Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck.
Why did the rabbits go on strike? They wanted a better celery.
Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor? For hare care.