The best animal jokes

Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
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When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap. When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
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Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion? Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
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What's a moo hoo for grazing school? Grass class.
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What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache? A bad mood.
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How do bulls drive their cars? They steer them.
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"Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture?" "No." "Did he hurt the cows?" "No, he just grazed them."
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What is a cow's favorite lunch meat? Bullogna.
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What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space? Steer Wars.
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"Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad?" "I believe he's eating your lettuce."
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