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What's the fastest way to send a rabbit? Haremail.
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When do rabbits have buck teeth? When their parents won't get them braces.
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When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train? When it's on the train.
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Which rabbit is a famous comedian? Bob Hop.
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Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
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Which rabbit was in Western movies? Hopalong Cassidy.
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Why are rabbits never gold? How would you tell them apart from goldfish?
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Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn't have the hare fare.
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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares.
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Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping? Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck.
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