What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit? A rabbit that says, "Ribbit."
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout? A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
What's a rabbits favorite musical? Hare.
What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him.
What's the fastest way to send a rabbit? Haremail.
When do rabbits have buck teeth? When their parents won't get them braces.
Where do rabbits go after their wedding? On their bunnymoon.
When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train? When it's on the train.
Which rabbit is a famous comedian? Bob Hop.
Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor? Rabbit Hood.