Who robs banks and squirts ink? Billy the Squid.
What does a squid sheriff form? An octoposse.
What's an octopuses favourite latin saying? Squid pro quo.
Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws? It costs an arm and a leg to eat there.
What kind of sharks make good carpenters? Hammerheads.
Why don't whales eat sushi very often? Of course whales like sushi. It's just those itty-bitty chop sticks that keep getting stuck in their teeth.
What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond? He had him newt-ered.
What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn? A Moles Royce.
Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother? For smoking in bed.
What are the most athletic rodents? Track and field mice.