What is the definition of "derange"? De place where de cowboys ride.
What is a cow's favourite TV show? Dr Moo.
What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull? A steak-out.
Where did the bull carry his stock-market report? In his beef case.
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk? An udder failure.
Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual? No, only medium rare.
How do you make a milkshake? Give a cow a pogo stick.
Why do cows like being told joke? Because they like being amoosed.
A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the bee turned around and flew away. Why? The rabbit had two b's already.
How do rabbits get to work? By rabbit transit.