What does a squid sheriff form? An octoposse.
What's an octopuses favourite latin saying? Squid pro quo.
Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws? It costs an arm and a leg to eat there.
What kind of sharks make good carpenters? Hammerheads.
Why don't whales eat sushi very often? Of course whales like sushi. It's just those itty-bitty chop sticks that keep getting stuck in their teeth.
What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond? He had him newt-ered.
What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn? A Moles Royce.
Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother? For smoking in bed.
What are the most athletic rodents? Track and field mice.
Mama bear to Papa bear: "Well... You might call it hibernating — I call it goofing off ."