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What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other? Isaiah.
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How do you weigh a whale? On Whale Weigh Scales.
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What is the best advice to give a worm? Sleep late.
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There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river deep in the jungle. For no reason, the turtle reaches over and bites the elephant's tail, really hard. Years and years later, the same elephant, now grown up, is by the same river, having a drink with his giraffe buddy, when the same turtle that bit him on the tail all those years ago wanders up to the river. The elephant rears back a leg and kicks the turtle as hard as he can, sending him flying way off into the jungle. "Why did you do that?" the giraffe asks. "When we both were babies, that turtle bit my tail for no reason," the elephant replied. "Wow! You must have a good memory!" exclaimed the giraffe. "Yep!" said the elephant. "I've got Turtle-Recall."
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What's black and white, stinks and hangs from a line? A drip dry skunk.
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What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast? How slime flies.
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What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off? I ll get you next slime.
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How do snails get their shells all shiny? They use snail polish.
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Why did the dolphin feel crabby? Because he ate too many crabs.
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Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise.
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