No chicken dies a virgin. They get laid at birth *slaps knee*.
Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you? Your calves.
What is the most important use for cowhide? To hold the cow together.
How do bulls drive their cars? They steer them.
"Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture?" "No." "Did he hurt the cows?" "No, he just grazed them."
What happens when the cows refuse to be milked? Udder chaos.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
If they made a movie starring the Loch Ness monster and the great white shark from Jaws, what would the movie be called? Loch Jaws.
Q. Why did Mrs. Smokey the Bear divorce Smokey the Bear? A. Because every time she got hot, he d beat her with a shovel!