What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off?
I ll get you next slime.
How do snails get their shells all shiny?
They use snail polish.
Why did the dolphin feel crabby?
Because he ate too many crabs.
Does a dolphin ever do something by accident?
No, they do everything on porpoise.
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
He prawned everything.
What is slimy and wobbly, tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas?
A red jellyfish.
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours?
A hermit crab.
What is a dolphin's favorite TV show?
Whale of fortune.
What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?
A bit of a shock really.
Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?
He was always standing up on the job!