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No chicken dies a virgin. They get laid at birth *slaps knee*.
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Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
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What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you? Your calves.
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What is the most important use for cowhide? To hold the cow together.
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How do bulls drive their cars? They steer them.
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"Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture?" "No." "Did he hurt the cows?" "No, he just grazed them."
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What happens when the cows refuse to be milked? Udder chaos.
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What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
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If they made a movie starring the Loch Ness monster and the great white shark from Jaws, what would the movie be called? Loch Jaws.
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Q. Why did Mrs. Smokey the Bear divorce Smokey the Bear? A. Because every time she got hot, he d beat her with a shovel!
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