What is a cow's favourite TV show?
Dr Moo.
What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?
A bad mood.
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
An udder failure.
I hear you take milk baths.
That's right.
Why?
I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.
How do you make a milkshake?
Give a cow a pogo stick.
Why do cows like being told joke?
Because they like being amoosed.
A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit.
Finally the bee turned around and flew away.
Why?
The rabbit had two b's already.
How do rabbits get to work?
By rabbit transit.
What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat?
Thistle have to do.
What job do rabbits at hotels have?
Bellhop.