What do you call a dumb bunny?
A hare brain.
Where do rabbits go after their wedding?
On their bunnymoon.
A boy at a cinema notices what looks like a bear sitting next to him "Are you a bear?"
"Yes"
"What are you doing at the movies?"
"Well, I liked the book!"
Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?
It lives on ice.
Why was the little bear so spoiled?
Because its mother panda d to its every whim.
Did you hear about the aristocratic horse?
He was the last of his race!
Have you read the book, "100-mile Horse Trek" Who wrote it?
Major Bumsore.
Why did the bareback performer ride his horse?
Because it got too heavy to carry.
It is better to enter the mouth of a tiger than a court of law.