The best animal jokes

What is a cow's favourite TV show? Dr Moo.
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What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache? A bad mood.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk? An udder failure.
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I hear you take milk baths. That's right. Why? I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.
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How do you make a milkshake? Give a cow a pogo stick.
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Why do cows like being told joke? Because they like being amoosed.
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A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the bee turned around and flew away. Why? The rabbit had two b's already.
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How do rabbits get to work? By rabbit transit.
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What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat? Thistle have to do.
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What job do rabbits at hotels have? Bellhop.
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