What do cows read at the breakfast table? The moospaper.
No chicken dies a virgin. They get laid at birth *slaps knee*.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? I have no I-Deer.
Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
What is the most important use for cowhide? To hold the cow together.
How do bulls drive their cars? They steer them.
"Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture?" "No." "Did he hurt the cows?" "No, he just grazed them."
What happens when the cows refuse to be milked? Udder chaos.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
If they made a movie starring the Loch Ness monster and the great white shark from Jaws, what would the movie be called? Loch Jaws.