What is a cow's favourite TV show?
Dr Moo.
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
An udder failure.
How do you make a milkshake?
Give a cow a pogo stick.
Why do cows like being told joke?
Because they like being amoosed.
A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit.
Finally the bee turned around and flew away.
Why?
The rabbit had two b's already.
How do rabbits get to work?
By rabbit transit.
What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat?
Thistle have to do.
What job do rabbits at hotels have?
Bellhop.
Which rabbit was a famous female aviator?
Amelia Harehart.
Why did the rabbits go on strike?
They wanted a better celery.