What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl? A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot.
What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson? He stank to the bottom of the pool.
What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas sleigh and is made of cement? I don't know. A reindeer. What about the cement? I just threw that in to make it hard.
What do you do when two snails have a fight? Leave them to slug it out.
What do you call a neurotic octopus? A crazy, mixed-up squid.
What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times? Two octopuses shaking hands.
How do you shoot a great white shark? Hold his nose until he turns blue and then you shoot him with a blue shark spear gun.
What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths? Lefty.
How should you treat a baby goat? Like a kid.
Exasperated dragon on the field of battle: "Mother said there would be knights like this."