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How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins.
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What's a rabbits favorite musical? Hare.
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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a balloon? A creature that stinks to high heaven.
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What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off? I ll get you next slime.
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Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise.
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How could the dolphin afford to buy a house? He prawned everything.
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What happened to the cold jellyfish? It set.
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What's at the end of Moby Dick? A whale of a time.
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Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys a Great Dane and teaches it to use the bathroom in Bill's yard. For one whole year Bill ignores the dog. So Bob then buys a cow and teaches it to use the bathroom in Bill's yard. After about a year and a half of Bob's cow crapping in Bill's yard; being ignored all the while, a semi pulls up in front of Bill's house. Bob runs over and demands to know what's in the 18-wheeler. 'My new pet elephant,' Bill replies solemly.
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Pet Owner: "Every time a bell rings, my dog goes and sits in the corner." Vet: "That's perfectly normal; he's a boxer."
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