The best animal jokes

What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you? Your calves.
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What animals do you bring to bed? Your calves.
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If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get? "Beeflt!"
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How do you make a milkshake? Give a cow a pogo stick.
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Did you hear about the snobby cow? She thought she was a cutlet above the rest.
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What game do little cows like to play? Moonopoly.
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How do rabbits get to work? By rabbit transit.
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What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line.
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What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter? Deviled eggs.
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What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes? A dumb bunny.
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