Is Snoop serious? Or is Snoop Lion?
A blonde and her husband were driving home, when they hit a rabit.
They both got out of the car and stood over the poor creature.
The blonde and her husband just stood their, when she said "Oh I know."
So she when in the car and rumaged through her purse and came out with what looked a bottle.
She poured it on the rabit and they both got in the car.
Suddenly the rabit got up hopped a little bit and waved, hopped a little and waved, hopped to the top of the hill and waved.
Then dissapered over it.
The husband just stared at his wife and said "Honey, what did you pour on that rabit?"
His wife just said "Hair Restorer with a permanent wave."
A cowboy rode up to the saloon, dismounted from his horse, and dusted himself off.
He then walked around to the rear of his horse, lifted the tail and kissed it right on the rectum.
As the cowboy walked into the saloon, the shocked barkeeper asked, "Did you just kiss your horse's butt?"
The cowboy said, "Sure, I've got chapped lips."
The stunned barkeep asked if this was an old Indian cure.
The cowboy said, "Nope.
But, sure as s**t, it keeps me from licking my lips!"
Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
Fry-day!
What is the last thing to go through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield?
It's ass.
Vote:
Q: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
A: Becuase the "P" is silent.
Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
What did the male squirrel say when the female attacked him...
Get away from my nuts.
Q: What did the apple say to the worm?
A: You're boring me.
Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?
He wanted to raised stewed beef.