How do you make a milkshake?
Give a cow a pogo stick.
Did you hear about the snobby cow?
She thought she was a cutlet above the rest.
What game do little cows like to play?
Moonopoly.
How do rabbits get to work?
By rabbit transit.
Rabbit: "I got kicked out of my cage for not paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twenty-nine bunnies with her. I m all out of carrots. What should I do?"
Friend: "Don't worry; be hoppy!"
What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare line.
What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter?
Deviled eggs.
What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes?
A dumb bunny.
What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead?
Unsightly facial hare.
What do you call an unusual rabbit?
A rare hare.