The best animal jokes

Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day? A: Forget-me-nuts.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, Valentines day
Q: Where does a kangaroo go that can't hop? A: Hopspital.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, hospital
Kangaroo 911: "What's your emergency?" Kangaroo: "I can't find my children" Kangaroo 911: "Did you check your pockets?" Kangaroo: "Oh nevermind."
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has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, customer service, kids
Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? A: Sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
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has 55.44 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty
Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?" The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, health
Pavlov walks into a bar. The phone rings, and he says, "Damn, I forgot to feed the dog."
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, bar, dog, phone
Chuck Norris is the reason why This Little Piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia. That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, geography
What is a bear's favourite drink? Koka-Koala.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
How do you hire a horse? Put a brick under each hoof!
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal
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