What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you? Your calves.
What animals do you bring to bed? Your calves.
If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get? "Beeflt!"
How do you make a milkshake? Give a cow a pogo stick.
Did you hear about the snobby cow? She thought she was a cutlet above the rest.
What game do little cows like to play? Moonopoly.
How do rabbits get to work? By rabbit transit.
What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line.
What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter? Deviled eggs.
What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes? A dumb bunny.