What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you?
Your calves.
What animals do you bring to bed?
Your calves.
If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get?
"Beeflt!"
How do you make a milkshake?
Give a cow a pogo stick.
Did you hear about the snobby cow?
She thought she was a cutlet above the rest.
What game do little cows like to play?
Moonopoly.
How do rabbits get to work?
By rabbit transit.
What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare line.
What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter?
Deviled eggs.
What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes?
A dumb bunny.