The best animal jokes

How do you make a milkshake? Give a cow a pogo stick.
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Did you hear about the snobby cow? She thought she was a cutlet above the rest.
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What game do little cows like to play? Moonopoly.
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How do rabbits get to work? By rabbit transit.
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Rabbit: "I got kicked out of my cage for not paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twenty-nine bunnies with her. I m all out of carrots. What should I do?" Friend: "Don't worry; be hoppy!"
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What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line.
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What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter? Deviled eggs.
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What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes? A dumb bunny.
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What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead? Unsightly facial hare.
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What do you call an unusual rabbit? A rare hare.
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