What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat?
Thistle have to do.
What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?
Join the Hare Force.
What do you call an unusual rabbit?
A rare hare.
What job do rabbits at hotels have?
Bellhop.
What should a rabbit use to keep his fur neat?
A harebrush.
What's a rabbits favorite movie?
Rabbits of the Lost Ark.
Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?
Rabbit Hood.
Which rabbit was a famous female aviator?
Amelia Harehart.
Why did the rabbits go on strike?
They wanted a better celery.
Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
It has 4 rabbits feet.