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How would you get four reindeer in a car? Two in the front and two in the back. And how do you get four polar bears in a car? Take the reindeer out first.
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Who robs banks and squirts ink? Billy the Squid.
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What does a squid sheriff form? An octoposse.
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What's an octopuses favourite latin saying? Squid pro quo.
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Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws? It costs an arm and a leg to eat there.
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What's the favourite flavour of sharks? Shark-o-late.
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What kind of sharks make good carpenters? Hammerheads.
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What is a dolphin's favorite TV show? Whale of fortune.
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Why don't whales eat sushi very often? Of course whales like sushi. It's just those itty-bitty chop sticks that keep getting stuck in their teeth.
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What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond? He had him newt-ered.
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