What do cows get when they are sick?
Hay Fever.
What do cows like to do at amoosement parks?
Ride on the roller cowster.
What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?
A merry dairy.
What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?
A cud thud.
What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?
Hamburger.
What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office?
An encownter group.
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?
It had a lot of hare pins.
What's a rabbits favorite musical?
Hare.
What do you call a poodle with no legs?
A sponge.
Why do polo bears like bald men?
Because they have a great, white, bear place.