Which rabbit was a famous female aviator?
Amelia Harehart.
There are bats hanging of a branch upside down, all except one.
Two bats comment: "What's happened to this one?
I don't know, two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.
Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving?
They couldn't get the moose in the oven!
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Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?
It lives on ice.
Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?
Because he had a stinking cold.
A family of tortoises went into a cafe for some ice cream.
They sat down and were about to start when Father Tortoise said, "I think it's going to rain. Junior, will you pop home and fetch my umbrella?"
So off went junior for Father's umbrella, but three days later he still hadn't returned.
"I think, dear," said Mother Tortoise to Father Tortoise, "that we had better eat junior's ice cream before it melts."
And a voice from the door said, "If you do that I won't go."
What do you do when two snails have a fight?
Leave them to slug it out.
What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?
He whale-d.
What do you call a neurotic octopus?
A crazy, mixed-up squid.
What's the favourite flavour of sharks?
Shark-o-late.