What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?
A stripey sweater.
What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?
A tiger moth.
First Kangaroo: What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?
Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.
How are skunks able to avoid danger?
By using their instinks and common scents.
How would you get four reindeer in a car?
Two in the front and two in the back.
And how do you get four polar bears in a car?
Take the reindeer out first.
How do you weigh a whale?
On Whale Weigh Scales.
Who robs banks and squirts ink?
Billy the Squid.
What does a squid sheriff form?
An octoposse.
What's an octopuses favourite latin saying?
Squid pro quo.
Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws?
It costs an arm and a leg to eat there.