The best animal jokes

What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever.
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What do cows like to do at amoosement parks? Ride on the roller cowster.
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What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday? A merry dairy.
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What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits? A cud thud.
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What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine? Hamburger.
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What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office? An encownter group.
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How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins.
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What's a rabbits favorite musical? Hare.
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What do you call a poodle with no legs? A sponge.
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Why do polo bears like bald men? Because they have a great, white, bear place.
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