What's a pet's favorite day? Saint Petrick's Day.
Why was the lion-tamer fined? He parked on a yellow lion.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep? A stripey sweater.
What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head? A tiger moth.
First Kangaroo: What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way? Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.
How are skunks able to avoid danger? By using their instinks and common scents.
How would you get four reindeer in a car? Two in the front and two in the back. And how do you get four polar bears in a car? Take the reindeer out first.
Who robs banks and squirts ink? Billy the Squid.
What does a squid sheriff form? An octoposse.
What's an octopuses favourite latin saying? Squid pro quo.