What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?
Join the Hare Force.
What do you call an unusual rabbit?
A rare hare.
What job do rabbits at hotels have?
Bellhop.
What should a rabbit use to keep his fur neat?
A harebrush.
What's a rabbits favorite movie?
Rabbits of the Lost Ark.
Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?
Rabbit Hood.
Which rabbit was a famous female aviator?
Amelia Harehart.
Why did the rabbits go on strike?
They wanted a better celery.
Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
It has 4 rabbits feet.
There are bats hanging of a branch upside down, all except one.
Two bats comment: "What's happened to this one?
I don't know, two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.