Q: What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit? A: Curly hare.
There are bats hanging of a branch upside down, all except one. Two bats comment: "What's happened to this one? I don't know, two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.
Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving? They couldn't get the moose in the oven!
What's a pet's favorite day? Saint Petrick's Day.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep? A stripey sweater.
What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head? A tiger moth.
First Kangaroo: What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way? Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.
How are skunks able to avoid danger? By using their instinks and common scents.
How would you get four reindeer in a car? Two in the front and two in the back. And how do you get four polar bears in a car? Take the reindeer out first.
Who robs banks and squirts ink? Billy the Squid.