The best animal jokes

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins.
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What's a rabbits favorite musical? Hare.
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Why do polo bears like bald men? Because they have a great, white, bear place.
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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a balloon? A creature that stinks to high heaven.
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What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast? How slime flies.
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Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise.
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How could the dolphin afford to buy a house? He prawned everything.
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What happened to the cold jellyfish? It set.
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What's at the end of Moby Dick? A whale of a time.
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A beautiful princess comes upon a frog in a meadow near her castle. The frog hops into the princess' lap and says, "My lady, one kiss from you, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I once was, and then, my sweet, we can marry and set-up housekeeping in yon castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever be happy doing so." That night, as the princess dines on lightly sauteed frog legs, she chuckles to herself, "I don't f**kin' think so."
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