The best animal jokes

Q: What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit? A: Curly hare.
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There are bats hanging of a branch upside down, all except one. Two bats comment: "What's happened to this one? I don't know, two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.
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Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving? They couldn't get the moose in the oven!
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What's a pet's favorite day? Saint Petrick's Day.
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What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep? A stripey sweater.
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What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head? A tiger moth.
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First Kangaroo: What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way? Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.
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How are skunks able to avoid danger? By using their instinks and common scents.
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How would you get four reindeer in a car? Two in the front and two in the back. And how do you get four polar bears in a car? Take the reindeer out first.
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Who robs banks and squirts ink? Billy the Squid.
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