What does a squid sheriff form?
An octoposse.
What's an octopuses favourite latin saying?
Squid pro quo.
Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws?
It costs an arm and a leg to eat there.
What's the favourite flavour of sharks?
Shark-o-late.
What kind of sharks make good carpenters?
Hammerheads.
What is a dolphin's favorite TV show?
Whale of fortune.
Why don't whales eat sushi very often?
Of course whales like sushi.
It's just those itty-bitty chop sticks that keep getting stuck in their teeth.
What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond?
He had him newt-ered.
What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?
A Moles Royce.
Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?
For smoking in bed.