What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?
Hamburger.
What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office?
An encownter group.
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?
It had a lot of hare pins.
What's a rabbits favorite musical?
Hare.
What do you call a poodle with no legs?
A sponge.
Why do polo bears like bald men?
Because they have a great, white, bear place.
What do tigers wear in bed?
Stripey pyjamas.
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a balloon?
A creature that stinks to high heaven.
What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?
How slime flies.
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
He prawned everything.