Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws?
It costs an arm and a leg to eat there.
What kind of sharks make good carpenters?
Hammerheads.
Why don't whales eat sushi very often?
Of course whales like sushi.
It's just those itty-bitty chop sticks that keep getting stuck in their teeth.
What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond?
He had him newt-ered.
What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?
A Moles Royce.
Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?
For smoking in bed.
Mama bear to Papa bear: "Well... You might call it hibernating — I call it goofing off ."
Did you hear about the horse that has made a dozen films?
He's not a star though, he just does bit parts!
Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but oats every day?
He fell in love with the Grand National winner!
Did you hear about the man who named his horse Radish?