Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother? For smoking in bed.
Did you hear about the horse that has made a dozen films? He's not a star though, he just does bit parts!
Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but oats every day? He fell in love with the Grand National winner!
Did you hear about the man who named his horse Radish?
Did you hear about the man with five keen senses? He still lacked common and horse!
How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites? They take a gallop poll!
A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. The gas pumper spots two penguins sitting in the back seat of the car. He asks the driver, "What's up with the penguins in the back seat?" The man in the car says "I found them. I asked myself what to do with them, but I haven't had a clue." The clerk ponders a bit then says, "You should take them to the zoo." "Hey, that's a good idea," says the man in the car and drives away. The next day the man with the car is back at the same gas station. The clerk sees the penguins are still in the back seat of the car. "Hey, they're still here! I thought you were going to take them to the zoo." "Oh, I did," says the driver, "And we had a swell time. Today I am taking them to the beach."
Pavlov walks into a bar. The phone rings, and he says, "Damn, I forgot to feed the dog."
Q: Why doesn't Tigger have any friends? A: He plays with Pooh.
Question: Why does Tigger smell? Answer: You'd smell too if you played with Pooh all day!