The best animal jokes

Q: Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? A: Because then the children have to play inside.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, kids, weather
How do you f*ck a fat chick? Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.
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has 54.89 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, disgusting, fat
Gemma:My dog doesn't have a nose. Ortoise: How does he smell? Gemma: Awful!
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has 54.87 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: animal
Which day of the week do chickens hate most? Fry-day!
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal
What happened when the shark became famous? He tured into a starfish.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon? A bird who knocks before delivering its message !
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, work
Q. Why are fish so smart? Q. Why are fish so smart A. Because they swim in schools!
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? A: Becuase the "P" is silent.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal
"I’m in a big trouble!" "Why is that?" "I saw a mouse in my house!" "Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap." "I don’t have one." "Well then, buy one." "Can’t afford one." "I can give you mine if you want." "That sounds good." "All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap." "I don’t have any cheese." "Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap." "I don’t have oil." "Well, then put only a small piece of bread." "I don’t have bread." "Then what is the mouse doing at your house?"
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Why was cow afraid? He was a cow-herd.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal
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