What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine? Hamburger.
What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office? An encownter group.
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins.
What's a rabbits favorite musical? Hare.
What do you call a poodle with no legs? A sponge.
Why do polo bears like bald men? Because they have a great, white, bear place.
What do tigers wear in bed? Stripey pyjamas.
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a balloon? A creature that stinks to high heaven.
What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast? How slime flies.
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house? He prawned everything.