What's a moo hoo for grazing school? Grass class.
What do you call a rabbit who is real cool? A hip hopper.
What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old? Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.
A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." Well, the lady is furious! She stormed past the store to her work. On the way home she saw the same parrot and it said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." She was incredibly ticked now. The next day the same parrot again said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." The lady was so ticked that she went into the store and said that she would sue the store and kill the bird. The store manager replied, "That's not good," and promised he wouldn't say it again. When the lady walked past the store that day after work the parrot called to her, "Hey lady." She paused and said, "Yes?" The bird said, "You know."
What kind of money do polar bears use? Ice lolly.
What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times? Two octopuses shaking hands.
How do you shoot a great white shark? Hold his nose until he turns blue and then you shoot him with a blue shark spear gun.
How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable? He tried to stirrup some interest!
Q: What do you get when you cross a collie with a trumpet? A: A Lassie who plays brassie!
Q: Which American duo became famous for stealing horses? A: Bonnie and Clydesdale.