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Why do cows like being told joke? Because they like being amoosed.
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A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the bee turned around and flew away. Why? The rabbit had two b's already.
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What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat? Thistle have to do.
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What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter? Deviled eggs.
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What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes? A dumb bunny.
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What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit? A honey bunny.
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What job do rabbits at hotels have? Bellhop.
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Which rabbit was a famous female aviator? Amelia Harehart.
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There are bats hanging of a branch upside down, all except one. Two bats comment: "What's happened to this one? I don't know, two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.
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Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving? They couldn't get the moose in the oven!
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