Why do cows like being told joke? Because they like being amoosed.
A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the bee turned around and flew away. Why? The rabbit had two b's already.
What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat? Thistle have to do.
What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter? Deviled eggs.
What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes? A dumb bunny.
What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit? A honey bunny.
What job do rabbits at hotels have? Bellhop.
Which rabbit was a famous female aviator? Amelia Harehart.
There are bats hanging of a branch upside down, all except one. Two bats comment: "What's happened to this one? I don't know, two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.
Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving? They couldn't get the moose in the oven!