Does a dolphin ever do something by accident?
No, they do everything on porpoise.
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
He prawned everything.
What happened to the cold jellyfish?
It set.
What's at the end of Moby Dick?
A whale of a time.
How did the blonde try to kill the bird??
She threw it off a cliff.
Q: What would you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent?
A: A snake in the brass.
Q: Which American duo became famous for stealing horses?
A: Bonnie and Clydesdale.
Pavlov walks into a bar.
The phone rings, and he says, "Damn, I forgot to feed the dog."
I thought I was at a Nicki Minaj concert for 20 minutes before I realized I was just watching a homeless man yell at a pigeon.
Is Snoop serious? Or is Snoop Lion?