A baby snake asked it's mom, "Mommy are we poisonous?" The mother snake responded, "Yes honey, but why do you want to know?" The baby snake responded, "Because I just bit myself..."
Why do cows think cooks are mean? They whip cream!
What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil? Pre-tanned leather.
What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever.
What do cows like to do at amoosement parks? Ride on the roller cowster.
What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits? A cud thud.
What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine? Hamburger.
What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat? Shipped beef.
What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office? An encownter group.
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins.