The best animal jokes

What is a cow's favourite TV show? Dr Moo.
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What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache? A bad mood.
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What happens when a cow stops shaving? It grows a Moostache.
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Why do cows like being told joke? Because they like being amoosed.
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A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the bee turned around and flew away. Why? The rabbit had two b's already.
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What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat? Thistle have to do.
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What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter? Deviled eggs.
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What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes? A dumb bunny.
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What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit? A honey bunny.
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What job do rabbits at hotels have? Bellhop.
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