What do you call an unusual rabbit? A rare hare.
What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit? A honey bunny.
What job do rabbits at hotels have? Bellhop.
What should a rabbit use to keep his fur neat? A harebrush.
What's a rabbits favorite movie? Rabbits of the Lost Ark.
Which rabbit is a famous comedian? Bob Hop.
Which rabbit was a famous female aviator? Amelia Harehart.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares.
Q: What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit? A: Curly hare.
There are bats hanging of a branch upside down, all except one. Two bats comment: "What's happened to this one? I don't know, two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.