Where do steers go to dance?
To the Meat Ball.
Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?
She was pasteurized.
What is the golden rule for cows?
Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you.
Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual?
No, only medium rare.
How do you make a milkshake?
Give a cow a pogo stick.
Why do cows like being told joke?
Because they like being amoosed.
A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit.
Finally the bee turned around and flew away.
Why?
The rabbit had two b's already.
Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory?
Alike did was stand around making faces.
How do rabbits get to work?
By rabbit transit.
What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat?
Thistle have to do.