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What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead? Unsightly facial hare.
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What do you call an unusual rabbit? A rare hare.
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What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit? A honey bunny.
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What job do rabbits at hotels have? Bellhop.
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What should a rabbit use to keep his fur neat? A harebrush.
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What's a rabbits favorite book? Hop on Pop.
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What's a rabbits favorite movie? Rabbits of the Lost Ark.
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Which rabbit is a famous comedian? Bob Hop.
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Which rabbit was a famous female aviator? Amelia Harehart.
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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares.
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