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Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise.
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How could the dolphin afford to buy a house? He prawned everything.
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What happened to the cold jellyfish? It set.
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What's at the end of Moby Dick? A whale of a time.
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How did the blonde try to kill the bird?? She threw it off a cliff.
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Q: What would you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent? A: A snake in the brass.
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Q: Which American duo became famous for stealing horses? A: Bonnie and Clydesdale.
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Pavlov walks into a bar. The phone rings, and he says, "Damn, I forgot to feed the dog."
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, bar, dog, phone
I thought I was at a Nicki Minaj concert for 20 minutes before I realized I was just watching a homeless man yell at a pigeon.
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Is Snoop serious? Or is Snoop Lion?
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