What is a cow's favourite TV show?
Dr Moo.
What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?
A bad mood.
What happens when a cow stops shaving?
It grows a Moostache.
Why do cows like being told joke?
Because they like being amoosed.
A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit.
Finally the bee turned around and flew away.
Why?
The rabbit had two b's already.
What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat?
Thistle have to do.
What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter?
Deviled eggs.
What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes?
A dumb bunny.
What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?
A honey bunny.
What job do rabbits at hotels have?
Bellhop.