Mother to little boy: ‘Stop pulling the cat’s tail.’ Boy: ‘I’m not. I’m just holding it. It’s the cat that’s doing the pulling.’
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon? A bird who knocks before delivering its message !
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
What did the calf say to the silo? "Is my fodder in there?"
What band is a cow favorite? Moody Blues.
What do cows do for entertainment? They go to the mooooovies.
What is the definition of "derange"? De place where de cowboys ride.
What do cows get when they do all their chores? Mooney.
What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor? Ground Beef.
What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you? Your calves.