What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat? Thistle have to do.
What job do rabbits at hotels have? Bellhop.
Which rabbit was a famous female aviator? Amelia Harehart.
Why did the rabbits go on strike? They wanted a better celery.
There are bats hanging of a branch upside down, all except one. Two bats comment: "What's happened to this one? I don't know, two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.
What's a pet's favorite day? Saint Petrick's Day.
Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet? It lives on ice.
Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues? Because he had a stinking cold.
What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas sleigh and is made of cement? I don't know. A reindeer. What about the cement? I just threw that in to make it hard.
What do you do when two snails have a fight? Leave them to slug it out.