The best animal jokes

Mother to little boy: ‘Stop pulling the cat’s tail.’ Boy: ‘I’m not. I’m just holding it. It’s the cat that’s doing the pulling.’
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What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon? A bird who knocks before delivering its message !
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
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What did the calf say to the silo? "Is my fodder in there?"
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What band is a cow favorite? Moody Blues.
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What do cows do for entertainment? They go to the mooooovies.
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What is the definition of "derange"? De place where de cowboys ride.
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What do cows get when they do all their chores? Mooney.
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What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor? Ground Beef.
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What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you? Your calves.
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