When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears.
He had real bears.
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Q. What’s got 4 legs and bleeds?
A. Half a spider!
Mother to little boy: ‘Stop pulling the cat’s tail.’
Boy: ‘I’m not.
I’m just holding it.
It’s the cat that’s doing the pulling.’
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
What did the calf say to the silo?
"Is my fodder in there?"
What band is a cow favorite?
Moody Blues.
What is the definition of "derange"?
De place where de cowboys ride.
What do cows get when they do all their chores?
Mooney.
What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?
Ground Beef.
What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you?
Your calves.