What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you?
Your calves.
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familyWhat animals do you bring to bed?
Your calves.
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"Beeflt!"
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musicHow do you make a milkshake?
Give a cow a pogo stick.
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foodDid you hear about the snobby cow?
She thought she was a cutlet above the rest.
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Moonopoly.
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gameHow do rabbits get to work?
By rabbit transit.
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workHow do you know when you re eating rabbit stew?
When it has hares in it.
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foodWhat are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare line.
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Deviled eggs.
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