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How do you make a milkshake? Give a cow a pogo stick.
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Why do cows like being told joke? Because they like being amoosed.
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A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the bee turned around and flew away. Why? The rabbit had two b's already.
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How do rabbits get to work? By rabbit transit.
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What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat? Thistle have to do.
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What job do rabbits at hotels have? Bellhop.
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Which rabbit was a famous female aviator? Amelia Harehart.
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There are bats hanging of a branch upside down, all except one. Two bats comment: "What's happened to this one? I don't know, two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.
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What's a pet's favorite day? Saint Petrick's Day.
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Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet? It lives on ice.
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