The best animal jokes

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
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You would think that taking off a snail's shell would make it move faster, but it actually just makes it more sluggish.
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has 54.31 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, travel
Why do cows think cooks are mean? They whip cream!
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What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal, health
What do cows like to do at amoosement parks? Ride on the roller cowster.
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What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits? A cud thud.
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If you had a gun and you were being chased by a bull and a mountain lion, which one would you shoot first? The mountain lion. You can always shoot the bull.
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What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine? Hamburger.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat? Shipped beef.
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What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office? An encownter group.
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