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The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
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What is the definition of "moon"? The past tense of "moo"!
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What did the calf say to the silo? "Is my fodder in there?"
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What band is a cow favorite? Moody Blues.
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What do cows get when they do all their chores? Mooney.
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What newspaper do cows read? The Daily Moos.
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That tornado damage your cow barn any? Dunno. Haven't found the durn thing yet.
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What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor? Ground Beef.
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What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you? Your calves.
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What animals do you bring to bed? Your calves.
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