What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat?
Thistle have to do.
What job do rabbits at hotels have?
Bellhop.
Which rabbit was a famous female aviator?
Amelia Harehart.
Why did the rabbits go on strike?
They wanted a better celery.
There are bats hanging of a branch upside down, all except one.
Two bats comment: "What's happened to this one?
I don't know, two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.
What's a pet's favorite day?
Saint Petrick's Day.
Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?
It lives on ice.
Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?
Because he had a stinking cold.
What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas sleigh and is made of cement?
I don't know.
A reindeer.
What about the cement?
I just threw that in to make it hard.
What do you do when two snails have a fight?
Leave them to slug it out.