What is the most important use for cowhide? To hold the cow together.
What happens when the cows refuse to be milked? Udder chaos.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes? In a pellet court!
Q: What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit? A: Curly hare.
If they made a movie starring the Loch Ness monster and the great white shark from Jaws, what would the movie be called? Loch Jaws.
What is a dolphin's favorite TV show? Whale of fortune.
A lion was getting rather old and slow and having difficulty catching its prey. It decided it needed a disguise so that other animals did not know it was a lion and would not run away. So it goes into a fancy dress shop and buys a gorilla suit. It then heads for a watering hole to see if it can catch something with its new disguise. On the way it comes across two eagles sitting on a rock. One eagle says to it "Hi Mr. Lion!" The other said, "Where did you get the gorilla suit?" The lion, rather frustrated, asks, "How did you know I was a lion?" The eagles then started to sing, "You can't hide your lion eyes".
Why was the racehorse names Strawberry Ice? He was a sherbet!
Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead. Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.