The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
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What is the definition of "moon"?
The past tense of "moo"!
What did the calf say to the silo?
"Is my fodder in there?"
What band is a cow favorite?
Moody Blues.
What do cows get when they do all their chores?
Mooney.
What newspaper do cows read?
The Daily Moos.
That tornado damage your cow barn any?
Dunno.
Haven't found the durn thing yet.
What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?
Ground Beef.
What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you?
Your calves.
What animals do you bring to bed?
Your calves.