How could the dolphin afford to buy a house? He prawned everything.
What happened to the cold jellyfish? It set.
What is slimy and wobbly, tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas? A red jellyfish.
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours? A hermit crab.
What is a dolphin's favorite TV show? Whale of fortune.
What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel? A bit of a shock really.
Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing? He was always standing up on the job!
Go to your back door and look for the dog. If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it's probably raining. But if the dog is standing there really soaking wet, it is probably raining really hard. If the dog's fur looks like it's been rubbed the wrong way, it's probably windy. If the dog has snow on his back, it's probably snowing. Of course, to be able to tell the weather like this, you have to leave the dog outside all the time, especially if you expect bad weather. Yours sincerely, The CAT
How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented? They were very impressed.
Q: Why don't black kids play in sand boxs? A: Because they are affraid the cats will try to cover them up.