How do you make a milkshake? Give a cow a pogo stick.
Why do cows like being told joke? Because they like being amoosed.
A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the bee turned around and flew away. Why? The rabbit had two b's already.
How do rabbits get to work? By rabbit transit.
What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat? Thistle have to do.
What job do rabbits at hotels have? Bellhop.
Which rabbit was a famous female aviator? Amelia Harehart.
There are bats hanging of a branch upside down, all except one. Two bats comment: "What's happened to this one? I don't know, two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.
What's a pet's favorite day? Saint Petrick's Day.
Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet? It lives on ice.