Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes. They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one "Ok we can run for it or we can stay here and out number them." And the other rabbit says, "We're going to run for it you idiot I'm your brother."
Q:Why do ducks have webbed feet? A:To stamp out fires. Q:Why do elephants have flat feet? A:To stamp out burning ducks
Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
Q: Why couldn't the pony sing? A: Because he's a little hoarse.
Q:Where do you find giant snails? A:On the ends of their fingers.
What is the last thing to go through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield? It's ass.
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it naked or homeless?
Q: What is a black cat's favorite color? A: Purrrrrr-ple!
Have you read the book, "100-mile Horse Trek" Who wrote it? Major Bumsore.
Q: What goes "oom... oom"? A: A cow walking backward!