Patty was sitting in her back yard digging a hole to bury her dead goldfish. Mrs. Johnson, who lived next door, was watching her over the fence.
Mrs. Johnson said, "Patty, what are you doing?"
Patty said, "I'm digging a hole to bury my dead goldfish."
Mrs. Johnson said, "Patty, don't you think that hole is a little BIG for a goldfish?"
Patty said, "No...it's inside your damn cat!"
What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?
Tarzan stripes forever.
Q: Where does a kangaroo go that can't hop?
A: Hopspital.
Little Johnny: „Mom, can I get a dog at Christmas, please?"
Mother: „No, you'll be getting turkey, like every year!"
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What did the flower say to be the bee?
"Buzz off you stupid ugly horny cunt."
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Q: Why couldn't the pony sing?
A: Because he's a little hoarse.
How far can a rabbit run into the woods?
Halfway.
After that she's running out of the woods.
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud.
Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?
A: Laughing stock.
Usain Bolt is so fast I saw a Cheetah giving him a High 5.