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Q: What does a cow make when the sun comes out? A: A shadow.
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Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual? No, only medium rare.
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What has four legs and goes, "Oom! Oom!"? A cow walking backwards.
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What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle? A polo bear.
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What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball? They re both brown, except the snowball.
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Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
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Q. Why did Mrs. Smokey the Bear divorce Smokey the Bear? A. Because every time she got hot, he d beat her with a shovel!
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What's the important part of a horse? The manr part.
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Why did the horses kept saying orange juice? Because a filly gulped to much orange juice that she turned orange!
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Q: Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS? A: They can't get the laboratory mice to arse f*ck.
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