The best animal jokes

Why don't whales eat sushi very often? Of course whales like sushi. It's just those itty-bitty chop sticks that keep getting stuck in their teeth.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish
Q: Why doesn't Tigger have any friends? A: He plays with Pooh.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting
Q: Whats worse then finding half a worm in your apple? A: The Holocaust.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, food
Q: Why do women have 2% more brains then a cow? A: So, when you pull their tits they won't shit on the floor.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, women
What do you get from a cow on the North Pole? Cold cream.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal
How should you treat a baby goat? Like a kid.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, kids
Did you hear about the boy who was told to do 100 lines? He drew 100 cats on the paper. He thought the teacher had said lions.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, teacher
Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Q: How does a redneck tell the difference between a bull and a cow in the dark? A: He sticks his nose in the animal's ass. If there's a place for his tongue, it's a cow.
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has 50.54 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, redneck
Q: Where does a kangaroo go that can't hop? A: Hopspital.
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, hospital
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