Q: What does a cow make when the sun comes out? A: A shadow.
Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual? No, only medium rare.
What has four legs and goes, "Oom! Oom!"? A cow walking backwards.
What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle? A polo bear.
What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball? They re both brown, except the snowball.
Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
Q. Why did Mrs. Smokey the Bear divorce Smokey the Bear? A. Because every time she got hot, he d beat her with a shovel!
What's the important part of a horse? The manr part.
Why did the horses kept saying orange juice? Because a filly gulped to much orange juice that she turned orange!
Q: Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS? A: They can't get the laboratory mice to arse f*ck.