The best animal jokes

Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog, Skipper, had recently died. "You know," Mom said, "it's not so bad. Skipper's probably up in Heaven right now, having a grand old time with God." Susie stopped crying and asked, "What would God want with a dead dog?"
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Q: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? A: Becuase the "P" is silent.
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Q:Where do you find giant snails? A:On the ends of their fingers.
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What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys? Rhesus Pieces.
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Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
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Q: What does a cow make when the sun comes out? A: A shadow.
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What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties? "Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo."
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Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual? No, only medium rare.
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What has four legs and goes, "Oom! Oom!"? A cow walking backwards.
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What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle? A polo bear.
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