Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early. No one surprises Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!
Q: What is your date of birth? A: December 30th. Q: What year? A: Every year
Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants. Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.