Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was born feet first. It was the only time a doctor died during childbirth.
Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early. No one surprises Chuck Norris.
July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.
Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
It was the kindergarten teachers birthday and the students decided that they would each buy their teacher a gift. The first student, whose parents own a florist shop, gave her a present. She held it and said "I guess that it is flowers". "How did you guess?" asked the little boy. She laughed and thanked him. The second student, whose parents own a candy store, gave her a present. She held it and said, "I guess that is some candy." "How did you guess?" asked the little boy. She again laughed and thanked him also. The third student, whose parents own a bottle shop, gave her a box which was leaking. The teacher touched the liquid with her finger and tasted it. "Mmmmm is it wine?" she asked. "No," said the little girl. So she tasted it again. "Is it champagne?" she asked. "Noooo," replied the little girl, "It's a puppy."