Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was born feet first. It was the only time a doctor died during childbirth.
Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early. No one surprises Chuck Norris.
July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.
Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
On the morning a cop walks into a bar and sees his wife with two of his best friends. He takes a sit on the table behind them to eavesdrop then his wife says "let's have him kidnaped." A poor guy heartbroken pulls out a gun and shoots them all and runs back to his house to grab some cash and clothe to escape. When he finally reached his house and opens the door everyone yells happy birthday!