After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early. No one surprises Chuck Norris.
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
What do you give Mikey for his 18th birthday? A 90 year old woman, because Mikey will eat anything.
Chuck Norris watches Saturday Night Live on Friday.
Chuck Norris updates his DNA every 5 minutes.