The best black humor jokes

Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine. I guess that was why several of us died of tuberculosis.
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has 71.97 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: How does every black joke start? A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.
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has 71.62 % from 618 votes. More jokes about: black humor, racist, white people
A guy has a bad habit: He loves to hit pedestrians while he drives. So one day he's driving andsees an old lady with a cane and he decides to control his urge to swerve and hit her but he can't. Later, he sees a kid skating and can't resist hitting the kid. Finally, he decides he needs help from above so he goes to a church and asks the pastor for help. So after church, the pastor invites him to his house for lunch. They get in the car and start to drive down the street, and just as he starts to tell the pastor about his problem, he sees an old blind man walking down the street. He swerves toward him but misses, and the pastor says, "Don't worry. I got him with the door!"
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has 71.59 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, church, kids, love
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common? A: They aren't much to look at but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
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has 71.41 % from 228 votes. More jokes about: black humor, morbid, Yo mama
"Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place?" "He was sacked for making a grave mistake."
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has 71.40 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Two cannibals are enjoying a Thanksgiving dinner and a light conversation about all things family. "I just can't stand my mother-in-law," sighs one. "That's quite understandable," nods the other one, "why don't you just have the potatoes with the gravy?"
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has 71.35 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, food, mother in law, Thanksgiving
"If I could be someone for one day I would be Justin Beiber and run off a cliff"
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has 71.34 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, music
There's some soldiers in Vietnam. And they've been pinned down in their trench for days. Finally one guy says,"Fuck this I really have to pee guys. Lay down covering fire, i'll run into the bushes. When I'm done I'll give a signal and you can give me covering fire while i run back." So they lay down fire, and he runs off into the jungle. But he's gone for a good half an hour, they're finally convinced that he's been murdered by Charlie when they hear the signal. So they lay down fire and he sprints out of the jungle and leaps back into the trench. So obviously they're pretty confused. They ask "what the hell took you so long man?" The guy says, "well i was just finishing up my business, when I met this beautiful Vietnamese girl, and we just started having sex right there. we did every position imaginable, missionary, doggy style, everything. It was great." One of his buddies asks "Well did you get any head?" He replies "There was no head."
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has 71.34 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: black humor, military, sex
A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawyer said "I'm here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything." "That's quite a coincidence", said the engineer, "I'm here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything." The lawyer looked somewhat confused. "How do you start a flood?", he asked.
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has 71.29 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: black humor, fish, lawyer, money, work
W: Where did Lucy go during the bombing? A: Everywhere.
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has 71.25 % from 146 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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