The best black humor jokes

The worst place to have a heart attack is during a gama of cherades. ...Especially if the people you are playing with, are really bad guessers.
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has 72.34 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: black humor
How can you tell if you have acne? If the blind can read your face.
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has 72.33 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health
What do you do if an epileptic falls in your pool? Throw in your laundry.
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has 72.24 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: black humor
My Chinese friend got really sick one day and had to go to a hospital. I went to see him the next day, but he just kept whispering "Chun Yu Yan" over and over – and then died. I was very sad and googled his last message after the burial. Apparently, it means "You're standing on my oxygen tube."
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has 72.13 % from 316 votes. More jokes about: asian, black humor, death, hospital
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common? A: They aren't much to look at but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
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has 72.07 % from 214 votes. More jokes about: black humor, morbid, Yo mama
"If I could be someone for one day I would be Justin Beiber and run off a cliff"
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has 71.93 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, music
Knock-knock Who is there? A shattered penis with many diseases. What kind of illness? Gall, Aids, Gonorrhea, Syphilis... Enough, it is the best present for my mother in law.
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has 71.64 % from 529 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health, knock-knock, mother in law, vulgar
I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend today. I had to drop the bomb two or three times before she finally got it.
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has 71.64 % from 152 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, relationship, terrorist
"Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place?" "He was sacked for making a grave mistake."
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has 70.90 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients? They hid their own eggs!
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has 70.84 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: black humor, easter, food, health
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