The best black humor jokes

"I want a divorce"! "But you made a vow in the church that we remain together till death do us part." "I guess you are right. Very well, go ahead and drink up the tea I made for you."
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Patient: "Doctor, my son has swallowed a pen. What can I do?" Doctor: "Use a pencil till I come to see your son."
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Two best friends are lying on the beach and discussing: "Last night I saw a terrible nightmare…" "What did you see?" "I saw my mother-in-law swimming in the sea and being chase by a shark…" "Wow horror!" "Horror?! You say nothing! She almost got away!"
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Q: What's the best thing about ISIS jokes? A: The execution.
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Guy having sex says "damn bitch, there should be a law against sex this good." To which the girl replies "I think there is daddy..."
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Q: How does every black joke start? A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.
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What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday? He ate himself.
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Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
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Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes. The first man said, "My Ryan loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane and scatter his ashes in the sky." The second man said, "My Ross was a good fisherman, so I'm going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake." The third man said, "My Jack was such a good lover, I think I'm going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my ass up just one more time."
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The best thing after an intensive argument is the peace-sex. But I hate when I argue with my father-in-law.
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