The best black humor jokes

Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common? A: They aren't much to look at but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
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has 72.08 % from 218 votes. More jokes about: black humor, morbid, Yo mama
In order to help jump-start the U.S. economy, the INS has announced that this year they will stop focusing on illegal aliens, and begin the deportation of retired people. It's predicted that this will not only help lower health care entitlement costs, but it turns out that retirees are much easier to catch. Plus, they rarely can remember how to get back home.
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has 72.05 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: black humor, geography, memory, money, old people
Black humour is like a pair of legs. Not everyone has it.
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has 72.00 % from 134 votes. More jokes about: black humor
I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend today. I had to drop the bomb two or three times before she finally got it.
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has 71.65 % from 156 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, relationship, terrorist
What do you do if an epileptic falls in your pool? Throw in your laundry.
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has 71.58 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine. I guess that was why several of us died of tuberculosis.
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has 71.35 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: black humor
W: Where did Lucy go during the bombing? A: Everywhere.
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has 71.16 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: black humor
You might be a redneck if the Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.
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has 71.05 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Halloween, redneck, wife
Two cannibals are enjoying a Thanksgiving dinner and a light conversation about all things family. "I just can't stand my mother-in-law," sighs one. "That's quite understandable," nods the other one, "why don't you just have the potatoes with the gravy?"
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has 71.05 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, food, mother in law, Thanksgiving
Some people just need a hug… Around the neck… with a rope.
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has 70.94 % from 243 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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