The worst place to have a heart attack is during a gama of cherades.
...Especially if the people you are playing with, are really bad guessers.
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How can you tell if you have acne?
If the blind can read your face.
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What do you do if an epileptic falls in your pool?
Throw in your laundry.
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My Chinese friend got really sick one day and had to go to a hospital.
I went to see him the next day, but he just kept whispering "Chun Yu Yan" over and over – and then died.
I was very sad and googled his last message after the burial.
Apparently, it means "You're standing on my oxygen tube."
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Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?
A: They aren't much to look at but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
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"If I could be someone for one day I would be Justin Beiber and run off a cliff"
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Knock-knock
Who is there?
A shattered penis with many diseases.
What kind of illness?
Gall, Aids, Gonorrhea, Syphilis...
Enough, it is the best present for my mother in law.
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I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend today.
I had to drop the bomb two or three times before she finally got it.
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"Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place?"
"He was sacked for making a grave mistake."
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Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients?
They hid their own eggs!
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