The best black humor jokes

How can you help a starving cannibal? Give him a helping hand.
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has 73.13 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
A guy dies whilst making love to his wife. A few days later the undertaker calls her and says, "Your husband still has a hard-on, what shall I do with it?" The wife replies, "Cut it off and shove it up his arse!" The undertaker does as he is told. On the day of the funeral the wife visits her husband for the last time and sees a tear rolling down his face, so she whispers in his ear, "It fucking hurts doesn't it!"
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has 73.02 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, husband, love, wife
Bill Gates goes to purgatory. St. Peter says, "Now Bill, you have done some good things, and you have done some bad things. Now I am going to let you decide where you want to go". First, St. Peter shows Bill an image of Hell with beautiful women running on beaches. Then, St Peter shows Bill an image of Heaven with robed angels playing harps on clouds. Bill chooses Hell. About a week later, St. Peter checks in on Bill in Hell and finds him being whipped by demons. Bill says to St. Peter, "What happened to all the beautiful women and the beaches?" St. Peter replies, "That was just the screen saver."
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has 72.99 % from 135 votes. More jokes about: beauty, black humor, heaven, women
I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims.
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has 72.89 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common? A: They aren't much to look at but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
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has 72.86 % from 192 votes. More jokes about: black humor, morbid, Yo mama
"Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place?" "He was sacked for making a grave mistake."
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has 72.80 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: black humor
First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?" Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."
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has 72.77 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, food
I walked passed a burnt out building with a broken sign saying "Fireworks". How right they were.
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has 72.56 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Seven friends once pulled this at my college cafeteria. One put a hot water bottle filled with pea soup down his chest; he sat at the head of a table, with the other six friends sitting along the sides. When the cafeteria was pretty full of people, he made a loud noise (to attract attention), stood up, bent over and squeezed his chest. This caused a huge gush of green liquid to spew all over the table; the other six immediately began to eat this green liquid. I think a lot of food went uneaten that night.
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has 72.51 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: black humor
How can you tell if you have acne? If the blind can read your face.
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has 72.45 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health
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