The best black humor jokes

I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend today. I had to drop the bomb two or three times before she finally got it.
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has 72.54 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, relationship, terrorist
My Chinese friend got really sick one day and had to go to a hospital. I went to see him the next day, but he just kept whispering "Chun Yu Yan" over and over – and then died. I was very sad and googled his last message after the burial. Apparently, it means "You're standing on my oxygen tube."
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has 72.54 % from 313 votes. More jokes about: asian, black humor, death, hospital
The worst place to have a heart attack is during a gama of cherades. ...Especially if the people you are playing with, are really bad guessers.
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has 72.34 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: black humor
How can you tell if you have acne? If the blind can read your face.
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has 72.33 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health
"If I could be someone for one day I would be Justin Beiber and run off a cliff"
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has 71.64 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, music
Two cannibals are enjoying a Thanksgiving dinner and a light conversation about all things family. "I just can't stand my mother-in-law," sighs one. "That's quite understandable," nods the other one, "why don't you just have the potatoes with the gravy?"
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has 71.38 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, food, mother in law, Thanksgiving
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common? A: They aren't much to look at but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
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has 71.30 % from 208 votes. More jokes about: black humor, morbid, Yo mama
Q: How long does it take for a workplace bully to come up with a patentable new invention? A: It depends: If the designer's desk drawer is locked, about 5 minutes, otherwise, under a minute.
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has 70.92 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: black humor, mean, time, vulgar, work
Knock-knock Who is there? A shattered penis with many diseases. What kind of illness? Gall, Aids, Gonorrhea, Syphilis... Enough, it is the best present for my mother in law.
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has 70.81 % from 499 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health, knock-knock, mother in law, vulgar
Some people just need a hug… Around the neck… with a rope.
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has 70.71 % from 241 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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