The best black humor jokes

My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
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Why did Hitler go to the eye doctor? Because he can Nazi.
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What's the difference between an apple and a black man? None! They both hang from trees.
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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
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What happened when the cannibal got a religion? He only ate Catholics on Fridays!
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So an old man, a Catholic priest, and a pedophile walk into a bar, and that's just one person!
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Q: Why did the boy fall off the swing? A: He didn't have any arms.
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In a monastery senior sister announces to other sisters: I have a good and a bad news for you. The good one is that they have broughts to use a lot of carrots. All the sisters start whistling happily. But one of them asks: What are the bad news? Carrots came grated.
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Europe to Iceland: Why did you send us volcanic ash? Our airspace has shut down. Iceland: What? That's what you asked for isn't it? Europe: NO! We said cash! CASH! Iceland: Woooops...
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"I'm going to ask for your daughter's hand in marriage. But it is just a formality." "Who told you that?" "Gynecologist."
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