Q: What's the fastest way to a man's heart? A: With a knife.
Q: What do you call the ashes of a white person in a jar? A: A jar of mayonnaise.
Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? Because black people have no rights...
Question: What should a man do if his wife runs into the room during a baseball match and keeps disturbing you? Answer: Shorten the chain.
A guy asks his waiter at a restaurant how they prepare their chicken. The waiter goes blank for a second, then says, "Nothing special really... We just tell them they're going to die..."
Q: What did the cannibal do once he dumped his lady friend? A: He wiped his bottom.
Q: How do you get a Jew to win a race? A: Drop a quarter at the finish line.
How do you stop an Iraqi tank? "Just shoot the guy that's pushing it!"
Did you hear about the cannibal who commited suicide? He got himself into a real stew.
Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!