Q: What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
A: With a knife.
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Q: What's the difference between morbid and black humour?
A: Well, black humour is like 10 children in one rubbish bin, whereas morbid humour is like one child in 10 rubbish bins.
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Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They don't know where home is.
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What's the last thing that went through Princess Diana's mind?
The dashboard.
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"Excuse me, how do I get to the hospital quickly?"
"Just stand in the middle of the road for a while."
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Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes?
A: Jews have 10 fingers.
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Good News: A busload of lawyers ran off a cliff.
The bus was destroyed and there were no survivors.
Bad News: There were three empty seats.
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
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Q: What do pregnant teenagers and their unborn babies have in common?
A: Both their moms are going to kill them!
So an old man, a Catholic priest, and a pedophile walk into a bar, and that's just one person!
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