The best black humor jokes

When you're driving and Nicki Minaj is on all 3 radio stations at the exact same time, there's nothing left to do except crash your car.
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has 63.04 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, celebrity, music
A single car crash kills a Mexican family. 15 people died.
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has 62.91 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, family, mexican
How do you stop an Iraqi tank? "Just shoot the guy that's pushing it!"
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has 62.85 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: black humor, military
Question: What should a man do if his wife runs into the room during a baseball match and keeps disturbing you? Answer: Shorten the chain.
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has 62.79 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: black humor, sport, wife, women
Q: What's the fastest way to a man's heart? A: With a knife.
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has 62.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What happened when the cannibal got a religion? He only ate Catholics on Fridays!
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has 62.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: black humor, catholic, religious, time
Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty push his girlfriend on the wall? A: To see her crack.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne? A: It's when the blind try to read your face.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health, ugly
A man with no legs is lying on the beach, when three attractive blondes approach him. The first blonde says to him "I bet you've never been hugged before." The legless man shakes his head. Then the second blonde says, "I bet you've never been kissed before." The legless man shakes his head again. Then the third blonde says, "I bet you've never been fucked before." The legless man says, "No." The third blonde replies, "Well you are now because the tide is coming in!"
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has 62.19 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Knock Knock Whose there? 9/11 9/11 who? I thought you said you would never forget.
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has 62.19 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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