The best black humor jokes

Q: What's the fastest way to a man's heart? A: With a knife.
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Q: What do you call the ashes of a white person in a jar? A: A jar of mayonnaise.
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Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? Because black people have no rights...
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Question: What should a man do if his wife runs into the room during a baseball match and keeps disturbing you? Answer: Shorten the chain.
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A guy asks his waiter at a restaurant how they prepare their chicken. The waiter goes blank for a second, then says, "Nothing special really... We just tell them they're going to die..."
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Q: What did the cannibal do once he dumped his lady friend? A: He wiped his bottom.
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Q: How do you get a Jew to win a race? A: Drop a quarter at the finish line.
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How do you stop an Iraqi tank? "Just shoot the guy that's pushing it!"
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Did you hear about the cannibal who commited suicide? He got himself into a real stew.
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Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
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