The best black humor jokes

Do you remember how everyone was trying to kill Osama Bin Laden? Well, since all of our presidents seem to get shot, why we just didn't make Bin Laden president.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, political
Q: What did Hitler get his granddaughter for her 5th birthday? A: An easy bake oven.
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has 63.21 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black humor, Hitler, morbid
I have to be honest, I am English myself but some of the American jokes on this site just completely ruin it for me. I mean, what the shit happened on the ninth of November anyway?
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has 63.07 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black humor
When you're driving and Nicki Minaj is on all 3 radio stations at the exact same time, there's nothing left to do except crash your car.
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has 63.04 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, celebrity, music
A woman gave her two sons to different families for adoption. One goes to an Egyptian family and called Amal. The second child goes to Spain and is called Juan. Many years later, Juan sends his mother a photo of himself. She turns to her sister saying that she wished that she had a photo of her other son. The sister responded "Hey, they are identical twins. If you have seen Juan, you have seen Amal."
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has 62.91 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: black humor, family
Q: What is brown, small, and smells of caramel? A: A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health, morbid
One of my friends returned from Afghanistan and I asked him if he is going to the party tomorrow. He said he can't walk.
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has 62.85 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health, military, party, war
Question: What should a man do if his wife runs into the room during a baseball match and keeps disturbing you? Answer: Shorten the chain.
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has 62.79 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: black humor, sport, wife, women
Q: What do you call a flying Jew? A: Ashes.
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has 62.75 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, jewish
What happened when the cannibal got a religion? He only ate Catholics on Fridays!
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has 62.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: black humor, catholic, religious, time
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