What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions? Crime fighter.
Q: How many Ethiopians can you fit into a telephone booth? A: All of them.
Good News: A busload of lawyers ran off a cliff. The bus was destroyed and there were no survivors. Bad News: There were three empty seats.
Do you remember how everyone was trying to kill Osama Bin Laden? Well, since all of our presidents seem to get shot, why we just didn't make Bin Laden president.
Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? Because black people have no rights...
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
Q: What's the difference between morbid and black humour? A: Well, black humour is like 10 children in one rubbish bin, whereas morbid humour is like one child in 10 rubbish bins.
Q: What do pregnant teenagers and their unborn babies have in common? A: Both their moms are going to kill them!
Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor? They were given a right roasting.
Two boiled eggs in a pan, one says "Hot in here in it", other says "You think it's hot in here, wait till you get outside they smash your head in."