The best black humor jokes

Good News: A busload of lawyers ran off a cliff. The bus was destroyed and there were no survivors. Bad News: There were three empty seats.
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has 62.50 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, lawyer
Do you remember how everyone was trying to kill Osama Bin Laden? Well, since all of our presidents seem to get shot, why we just didn't make Bin Laden president.
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has 62.44 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, political
What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions? Crime fighter.
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has 62.37 % from 174 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, racist, women
Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.
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has 62.36 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, music
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
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has 62.17 % from 267 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
So it's the weekend, and I'm on my back patio when I get this idea to call up my coroner friend Bob. "Bob's not here," his wife says, "he's at work." "Sheesh!" I think. "Poor guy doing autopsies on a Sunday." So I call him on his cell. "What gives, bro,?" I ask. "Homicide," he says. "The higher-ups need a report ASAP. I'll be starting in just a few minutes." I Josh Bob a little. "I'll be thinking of you, buddy. Right now, I'm basting barbecue sauce on a rack of baby-backs and I'm getting ready to open a frosty beer." "Not much different here," he says. "I'm about ready to crack open a cold one myself."
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has 62.10 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food, friendship, time, work
Q: How many Ethiopians can you fit into a telephone booth? A: All of them.
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has 61.99 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: black humor, phone, racist
Q: What do pregnant teenagers and their unborn babies have in common? A: Both their moms are going to kill them!
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has 61.92 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, death, morbid, teen
Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? Because black people have no rights...
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has 61.83 % from 160 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor? They were given a right roasting.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, family
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