Good News: A busload of lawyers ran off a cliff.
The bus was destroyed and there were no survivors.
Bad News: There were three empty seats.
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Do you remember how everyone was trying to kill Osama Bin Laden?
Well, since all of our presidents seem to get shot, why we just didn't make Bin Laden president.
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What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions?
Crime fighter.
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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men?
A. He thought it was a home delivery service.
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
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So it's the weekend, and I'm on my back patio when I get this idea to call up my coroner friend Bob.
"Bob's not here," his wife says, "he's at work."
"Sheesh!" I think. "Poor guy doing autopsies on a Sunday."
So I call him on his cell.
"What gives, bro,?" I ask.
"Homicide," he says. "The higher-ups need a report ASAP. I'll be starting in just a few minutes."
I Josh Bob a little. "I'll be thinking of you, buddy. Right now, I'm basting barbecue sauce on a rack of baby-backs and I'm getting ready to open a frosty beer."
"Not much different here," he says. "I'm about ready to crack open a cold one myself."
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Q: How many Ethiopians can you fit into a telephone booth?
A: All of them.
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Q: What do pregnant teenagers and their unborn babies have in common?
A: Both their moms are going to kill them!
Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'?
Because black people have no rights...
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Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor?
They were given a right roasting.
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