The best black humor jokes

I'm going trick or treating with my mum tonight. It's the only time I can take her out as she's been dead for ten years.
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, family, Halloween, time
Q: Why did Hitler kill himself? A: He saw his gas bill.
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has 62.02 % from 158 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, jewish, money, morbid
One of my friends returned from Afghanistan and I asked him if he is going to the party tomorrow. He said he can't walk.
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has 61.92 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health, military, party, war
A man who wants to murder his wife goes in a pharmacy and asks for cyanide. "I'm sorry sir, but I can't give you cyanide just like that." Without a word, the man takes out his wife's photograph and holds it in front of him. The pharmacist apologizes, "My mistake, I didn't realize you had a prescription."
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: black humor, chemistry, death, wife
Do you remember how everyone was trying to kill Osama Bin Laden? Well, since all of our presidents seem to get shot, why we just didn't make Bin Laden president.
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, political
In the war, a German ship suspected that they were being tracked by an Irish submarine. Unfortunately, they had used up all of their depth-charges. As an alternative, one of their Divers decided to swim down to the submarine and knock on the door.
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, ethnic, military, war
Q: How do you get 15,000 followers? A: Run through Africa with a water bottle.
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, Facebook, morbid
How do you stop an Iraqi tank? "Just shoot the guy that's pushing it!"
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has 61.48 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: black humor, military
Girl: "Do you believe in puppy love?" Boy: "I tried it once, but their assholes are too small."
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has 61.43 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dirty, dog, love, sex
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball? A: They don't know where home is.
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has 61.40 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids, sport
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