The best black humor jokes

Q: What's the fastest way to a man's heart? A: With a knife.
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has 62.44 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What's the last thing that went through Princess Diana's mind? The dashboard.
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has 62.30 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity
Q: Why did Hitler kill himself? A: He saw his gas bill.
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has 62.02 % from 198 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, jewish, money, morbid
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball? A: They don't know where home is.
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has 61.95 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids, sport
Good News: A busload of lawyers ran off a cliff. The bus was destroyed and there were no survivors. Bad News: There were three empty seats.
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has 61.94 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, lawyer
Q: What do pregnant teenagers and their unborn babies have in common? A: Both their moms are going to kill them!
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has 61.91 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, death, morbid, teen
Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews have 10 fingers.
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has 61.52 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, racist
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
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has 61.46 % from 248 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
So an old man, a Catholic priest, and a pedophile walk into a bar, and that's just one person!
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has 61.43 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What rule could stop HIV in Africa? Sex after dinner only.
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has 61.29 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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