The best black humor jokes

Q: Did you hear her eyes were blue? A: Yeah, one blew this way, one blew that way...
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: black humor
A man who wants to murder his wife goes in a pharmacy and asks for cyanide. "I'm sorry sir, but I can't give you cyanide just like that." Without a word, the man takes out his wife's photograph and holds it in front of him. The pharmacist apologizes, "My mistake, I didn't realize you had a prescription."
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: black humor, chemistry, death, wife
Q: Why did Hitler kill himself? A: He saw his gas bill.
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has 61.89 % from 166 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, jewish, money, morbid
What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions? Crime fighter.
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has 61.67 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, racist, women
Q: What's the fastest way to a man's heart? A: With a knife.
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has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What is brown, small, and smells of caramel? A: A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.
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has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health, morbid
Me: "Here comes the airplane!" Baby: Opens mouth. Me: "OH NO! It's the Taliban!" Hits baby in the forehead with the spoon. "KA-BOOM"
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has 61.50 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: airplane, baby, black humor
Girl: "Do you believe in puppy love?" Boy: "I tried it once, but their assholes are too small."
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has 61.43 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dirty, dog, love, sex
A man with no legs is lying on the beach, when three attractive blondes approach him. The first blonde says to him "I bet you've never been hugged before." The legless man shakes his head. Then the second blonde says, "I bet you've never been kissed before." The legless man shakes his head again. Then the third blonde says, "I bet you've never been fucked before." The legless man says, "No." The third blonde replies, "Well you are now because the tide is coming in!"
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has 61.39 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What rule could stop HIV in Africa? Sex after dinner only.
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has 61.29 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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