The best black humor jokes

"Excuse me, how do I get to the hospital quickly?" "Just stand in the middle of the road for a while."
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has 63.07 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, hospital, time
So it's the weekend, and I'm on my back patio when I get this idea to call up my coroner friend Bob. "Bob's not here," his wife says, "he's at work." "Sheesh!" I think. "Poor guy doing autopsies on a Sunday." So I call him on his cell. "What gives, bro,?" I ask. "Homicide," he says. "The higher-ups need a report ASAP. I'll be starting in just a few minutes." I Josh Bob a little. "I'll be thinking of you, buddy. Right now, I'm basting barbecue sauce on a rack of baby-backs and I'm getting ready to open a frosty beer." "Not much different here," he says. "I'm about ready to crack open a cold one myself."
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has 62.91 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food, friendship, time, work
Good News: A busload of lawyers ran off a cliff. The bus was destroyed and there were no survivors. Bad News: There were three empty seats.
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has 62.50 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, lawyer
Do you remember how everyone was trying to kill Osama Bin Laden? Well, since all of our presidents seem to get shot, why we just didn't make Bin Laden president.
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has 62.44 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, political
Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? Because black people have no rights...
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has 62.25 % from 159 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews have 10 fingers.
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has 62.16 % from 173 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, racist
So an old man, a Catholic priest, and a pedophile walk into a bar, and that's just one person!
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has 62.10 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
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has 62.01 % from 263 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Q: What's the difference between morbid and black humour? A: Well, black humour is like 10 children in one rubbish bin, whereas morbid humour is like one child in 10 rubbish bins.
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has 61.94 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids, morbid
Q: Why did Hitler kill himself? A: He saw his gas bill.
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has 61.90 % from 220 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, jewish, money, morbid
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