The best black humor jokes

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm Mr, Farter. Mr, Farter who? I've brought some insecticides to give to your mother in law!
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has 61.98 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, knock-knock, mother in law
When you're driving and Nicki Minaj is on all 3 radio stations at the exact same time, there's nothing left to do except crash your car.
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has 61.92 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, celebrity, music
How do you stop an Iraqi tank? "Just shoot the guy that's pushing it!"
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has 61.92 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: black humor, military
One of my friends returned from Afghanistan and I asked him if he is going to the party tomorrow. He said he can't walk.
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has 61.92 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health, military, party, war
Q: Why did Hitler kill himself? A: He saw his gas bill.
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has 61.90 % from 146 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, jewish, money, morbid
A man who wants to murder his wife goes in a pharmacy and asks for cyanide. "I'm sorry sir, but I can't give you cyanide just like that." Without a word, the man takes out his wife's photograph and holds it in front of him. The pharmacist apologizes, "My mistake, I didn't realize you had a prescription."
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: black humor, chemistry, death, wife
Do you remember how everyone was trying to kill Osama Bin Laden? Well, since all of our presidents seem to get shot, why we just didn't make Bin Laden president.
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, political
Q: What's a terrorists favorite American football team? A: The New York Jets.
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has 61.81 % from 137 votes. More jokes about: air force, black humor, ethnic, football, terrorist
A man with no legs is lying on the beach, when three attractive blondes approach him. The first blonde says to him "I bet you've never been hugged before." The legless man shakes his head. Then the second blonde says, "I bet you've never been kissed before." The legless man shakes his head again. Then the third blonde says, "I bet you've never been fucked before." The legless man says, "No." The third blonde replies, "Well you are now because the tide is coming in!"
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has 61.39 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What rule could stop HIV in Africa? Sex after dinner only.
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has 61.29 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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