The best black humor jokes

Michael: "What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?" Matthew: "I don't know. What?" Michael: "Candy corneas."
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: black humor, disgusting, doctor, Halloween, morbid
I got in trouble for telling a joke in 5th grade. Now I have to keep 250 feet away from all schools...
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, dirty, school
Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!
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has 59.56 % from 249 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, jewish
Question: What should a man do if his wife runs into the room during a baseball match and keeps disturbing you? Answer: Shorten the chain.
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has 59.51 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: black humor, sport, wife, women
I was walking down the street to a video store last night to rent a porno movie when I saw a woman being raped. Saved myself a fiver.
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has 59.51 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Good News: A busload of lawyers ran off a cliff. The bus was destroyed and there were no survivors. Bad News: There were three empty seats.
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has 59.41 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, lawyer
One of my friends returned from Afghanistan and I asked him if he is going to the party tomorrow. He said he can't walk.
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has 58.94 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health, military, party, war
What happened when the cannibal got a religion? He only ate Catholics on Fridays!
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has 58.87 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: black humor, catholic, religious, time
Why do Mexicans eat beans for dinner? So they can take bubble baths.
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has 58.86 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What goes: "Click-is that it? Click-is that it? Click-is that it?" A blind person with a rubix cube.
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has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: black humor, game
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