The best black humor jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
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has 60.46 % from 198 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Piranhas in the aquarium: sink your finger, lose your finger-game!
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, fish, game
What's funnier than cancer? Most things, really.
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has 59.83 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health
My wife and I had been debating whether it was time to start a family when we saw a couple of cute kids, splashing and giggling in a paddling pool. I looked at her and said, "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" She smiled and said, "Yes, Gary..." "That settles it, then," I replied. "We can't raise children if we're both paedos."
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has 59.79 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What's the last thing that went through Princess Diana's mind? The dashboard.
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has 59.79 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity
Q: What is brown, small, and smells of caramel? A: A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.
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has 59.75 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health, morbid
Come on guys, I think we are a little tough on pedophiles, they have a hard time fitting in.
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has 59.75 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dirty, kids, sex
Question: What should a man do if his wife runs into the room during a baseball match and keeps disturbing you? Answer: Shorten the chain.
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has 59.51 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: black humor, sport, wife, women
Good News: A busload of lawyers ran off a cliff. The bus was destroyed and there were no survivors. Bad News: There were three empty seats.
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has 59.41 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, lawyer
Q: What's the difference between Jesus Christ and a painting of Jesus Christ? A: It only takes one nail to hang a painting.
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has 59.17 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: black humor, god, religious
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