The best black humor jokes

Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
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Q: What did Hitler get his granddaughter for her 5th birthday? A: An easy bake oven.
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup? A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.
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Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews have 10 fingers.
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What's funnier than cancer? Most things, really.
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Sylvester Stallone's son was found dead. I guess we have a good plot for the next Rambo movie now.
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Q: Whats worse then a barrel of dead babies? A: There is one at the bottom that is still alive. Q: Whats worse then that? A: He has to eat his way out. Q: Whats worse then that? A: He goes back for more.
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First cannibal: "Come and have dinner in our but tonight." Second cannibal: "What are you having?" First cannibal: "Hard-boiled legs."
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Two boiled eggs in a pan, one says "Hot in here in it", other says "You think it's hot in here, wait till you get outside they smash your head in."
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Mummy, mummy, why is daddy swaying in the backyard? Shut up, and give me more bullets.
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