The best black humor jokes

Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said, "So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses."
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
Q: How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne? A: It's when the blind try to read your face.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health, ugly
What's funnier than cancer? Most things, really.
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has 59.89 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health
Daughter: "That's it! I'll mary Arthur!" Mother: "But he is a lazy guy and heavy-drinker!" Father: "But you have to start with something!"
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, black humor
Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty push his girlfriend on the wall? A: To see her crack.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Me: "Here comes the airplane!" Baby: Opens mouth. Me: "OH NO! It's the Taliban!" Hits baby in the forehead with the spoon. "KA-BOOM"
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has 59.50 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: airplane, baby, black humor
Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!
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has 59.19 % from 278 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, jewish
Q: What's the difference between Jesus Christ and a painting of Jesus Christ? A: It only takes one nail to hang a painting.
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has 58.94 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: black humor, god, religious
Mummy, mummy, why is daddy swaying in the backyard? Shut up, and give me more bullets.
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has 58.80 % from 166 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dad
Q: Why is Al Qaeda more compassionate than pro-lifers? A: The 9/11 hijackers got to die instantly.
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has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, life, terrorist
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