The best black humor jokes

What's funnier than cancer? Most things, really.
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has 59.83 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health
Girl: "Do you believe in puppy love?" Boy: "I tried it once, but their assholes are too small."
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has 59.83 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dirty, dog, love, sex
My wife and I had been debating whether it was time to start a family when we saw a couple of cute kids, splashing and giggling in a paddling pool. I looked at her and said, "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" She smiled and said, "Yes, Gary..." "That settles it, then," I replied. "We can't raise children if we're both paedos."
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has 59.79 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What's the last thing that went through Princess Diana's mind? The dashboard.
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has 59.79 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity
Question: What should a man do if his wife runs into the room during a baseball match and keeps disturbing you? Answer: Shorten the chain.
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has 59.51 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: black humor, sport, wife, women
Q: What's the difference between Jesus Christ and a painting of Jesus Christ? A: It only takes one nail to hang a painting.
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has 59.17 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: black humor, god, religious
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
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has 58.93 % from 185 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
So an old man, a Catholic priest, and a pedophile walk into a bar, and that's just one person!
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has 58.87 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: black humor
After a long labour, a doctor approaches the new mother and says, "Ma'am, I've got some good news, and some bad news. What would you like?" After quickly thinking it over, she responds, "I'll have the bad news first doctor". The doctor replies, "We'll, I'm not sure how to put this, and I'm sorry to have to tell you, your child has red hair". Relieved, a smile spreads across the mother face. "Doctor, if that's the bad news, what's the good news". The doctor replies, "He's dead".
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has 58.87 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, doctor, ginger
Why do Mexicans eat beans for dinner? So they can take bubble baths.
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has 58.86 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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