The best black humor jokes

Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said, "So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses."
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
Q: How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne? A: It's when the blind try to read your face.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health, ugly
Question: What should a man do if his wife runs into the room during a baseball match and keeps disturbing you? Answer: Shorten the chain.
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has 59.61 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: black humor, sport, wife, women
Me: "Here comes the airplane!" Baby: Opens mouth. Me: "OH NO! It's the Taliban!" Hits baby in the forehead with the spoon. "KA-BOOM"
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has 59.50 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: airplane, baby, black humor
Mummy, mummy, why is daddy swaying in the backyard? Shut up, and give me more bullets.
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has 58.80 % from 166 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dad
Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!
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has 58.71 % from 308 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, jewish
My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
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has 58.67 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, dad, racist, Santa
How do you get a baby to run faster? Chase it with the lawn mower.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty push his girlfriend on the wall? A: To see her crack.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: black humor
I wish I could see things from your point of view, unfortunately I can't stick my head that far up my ass.
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has 58.53 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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