Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes?
A: Jews have 10 fingers.
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My wife and I had been debating whether it was time to start a family when we saw a couple of cute kids, splashing and giggling in a paddling pool.
I looked at her and said, "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
She smiled and said, "Yes, Gary..."
"That settles it, then," I replied. "We can't raise children if we're both paedos."
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Come on guys, I think we are a little tough on pedophiles, they have a hard time fitting in.
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Michael: "What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?"
Matthew: "I don't know. What?"
Michael: "Candy corneas."
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Question: What should a man do if his wife runs into the room during a baseball match and keeps disturbing you?
Answer: Shorten the chain.
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Good News: A busload of lawyers ran off a cliff.
The bus was destroyed and there were no survivors.
Bad News: There were three empty seats.
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One of my friends returned from Afghanistan and I asked him if he is going to the party tomorrow.
He said he can't walk.
Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A: One scoop of ice cream and Two scoops of dead baby.
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So an old man, a Catholic priest, and a pedophile walk into a bar, and that's just one person!
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What happened when the cannibal got a religion?
He only ate Catholics on Fridays!
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