How do you stop an Iraqi tank?
"Just shoot the guy that's pushing it!"
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What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?
Popeye almost killed him!
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Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'?
Because black people have no rights...
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Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!
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What's funnier than cancer?
Most things, really.
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Did you hear about the cannibal who commited suicide?
He got himself into a real stew.
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Me: "Here comes the airplane!"
Baby: Opens mouth.
Me: "OH NO! It's the Taliban!" Hits baby in the forehead with the spoon. "KA-BOOM"
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How do you get a baby to run faster?
Chase it with the lawn mower.
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Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces.
So too has his boot.
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Q: What's the difference between Jesus Christ and a painting of Jesus Christ?
A: It only takes one nail to hang a painting.
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