The best black humor jokes

What's funnier than cancer? Most things, really.
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has 59.89 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health
Me: "Here comes the airplane!" Baby: Opens mouth. Me: "OH NO! It's the Taliban!" Hits baby in the forehead with the spoon. "KA-BOOM"
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has 59.50 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: airplane, baby, black humor
Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!
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has 59.14 % from 288 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, jewish
Question: What should a man do if his wife runs into the room during a baseball match and keeps disturbing you? Answer: Shorten the chain.
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has 58.99 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: black humor, sport, wife, women
What happened when the cannibal got a religion? He only ate Catholics on Fridays!
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has 58.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: black humor, catholic, religious, time
Mummy, mummy, why is daddy swaying in the backyard? Shut up, and give me more bullets.
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has 58.80 % from 166 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dad
How do you get a baby to run faster? Chase it with the lawn mower.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: Whats the difference between a box full of dead babies and a cadillac? A: I don't have a cadillac in my garage.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty push his girlfriend on the wall? A: To see her crack.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What's a terrorists favorite American football team? A: The New York Jets.
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has 58.56 % from 165 votes. More jokes about: air force, black humor, ethnic, football, terrorist
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