The best black humor jokes

Q: Whats the difference between a box full of dead babies and a cadillac? A: I don't have a cadillac in my garage.
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Q: What's the difference between Auschwitz and Sarajevo? A: At least they had gas in Auschwitz.
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How the children from Chernobil count from one to hundred? On the fingers!
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Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog, Skipper, had recently died. "You know," Mom said, "it's not so bad. Skipper's probably up in Heaven right now, having a grand old time with God." Susie stopped crying and asked, "What would God want with a dead dog?"
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Two Arabs are sitting in the Gaza Strip chatting over a pint of goats milk. One pulls his wallet out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing. "This is my oldest son. He's a martyr. "Here's my second son. He's a martyr too!" After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Arab wistfully says , They blow up so fast, don't they?"
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Q: What's the slowest thing on 80 wheels? A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.
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There are four people from different counties on the Empire State Building. One is Japanese, one is French, one is Mexican, and one is American. They all want to throw something off the building that they have a lot of in their country. The Japanese guy goes first. He throws off sushi. There is a lot of sushi in my country. Next is the French guy. He throws off a condom. There is too much love in my country. Next is the Mexican. He throws off a taco. There is too much taco in my country. Next goes the American. He looks around him and picks the Mexican up and throws him of the building and says: There are too much Mexicans in my country.
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Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway? He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death.
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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.
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How are babies and the elderly alike? Both are fun to throw out of moving cars.
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