The best black humor jokes

Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews have 10 fingers.
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has 59.79 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, racist
My wife and I had been debating whether it was time to start a family when we saw a couple of cute kids, splashing and giggling in a paddling pool. I looked at her and said, "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" She smiled and said, "Yes, Gary..." "That settles it, then," I replied. "We can't raise children if we're both paedos."
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has 59.79 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Come on guys, I think we are a little tough on pedophiles, they have a hard time fitting in.
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has 59.79 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dirty, kids, sex
Michael: "What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?" Matthew: "I don't know. What?" Michael: "Candy corneas."
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: black humor, disgusting, doctor, Halloween, morbid
Question: What should a man do if his wife runs into the room during a baseball match and keeps disturbing you? Answer: Shorten the chain.
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has 59.51 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: black humor, sport, wife, women
Good News: A busload of lawyers ran off a cliff. The bus was destroyed and there were no survivors. Bad News: There were three empty seats.
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has 59.41 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, lawyer
One of my friends returned from Afghanistan and I asked him if he is going to the party tomorrow. He said he can't walk.
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has 59.29 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health, military, party, war
Q: How do you make a dead baby float? A: One scoop of ice cream and Two scoops of dead baby.
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has 59.17 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, food, morbid
So an old man, a Catholic priest, and a pedophile walk into a bar, and that's just one person!
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has 58.87 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What happened when the cannibal got a religion? He only ate Catholics on Fridays!
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has 58.87 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: black humor, catholic, religious, time
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