The best black humor jokes

What do an airport and a illegal abortion have in common? The Hanger.
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has 61.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: airplane, black humor
Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces. So too has his boot.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, travel
Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!
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has 61.00 % from 187 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, jewish
Q: What's the difference between Jesus Christ and a painting of Jesus Christ? A: It only takes one nail to hang a painting.
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has 60.97 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: black humor, god, religious
What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive? Popeye almost killed him!
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death
After a long labour, a doctor approaches the new mother and says, "Ma'am, I've got some good news, and some bad news. What would you like?" After quickly thinking it over, she responds, "I'll have the bad news first doctor". The doctor replies, "We'll, I'm not sure how to put this, and I'm sorry to have to tell you, your child has red hair". Relieved, a smile spreads across the mother face. "Doctor, if that's the bad news, what's the good news". The doctor replies, "He's dead".
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has 60.69 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, doctor, ginger
Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: I don't know, I just like to hear them scream. Q: How do you get them out? A: Chips.
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has 60.60 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Two boiled eggs in a pan, one says "Hot in here in it", other says "You think it's hot in here, wait till you get outside they smash your head in."
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
Q: What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust? A: The cost.
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has 60.22 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, money
What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday? He ate himself.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
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