Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
Q: What did Hitler get his granddaughter for her 5th birthday? A: An easy bake oven.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup? A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.
Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews have 10 fingers.
What's funnier than cancer? Most things, really.
Sylvester Stallone's son was found dead. I guess we have a good plot for the next Rambo movie now.
Q: Whats worse then a barrel of dead babies? A: There is one at the bottom that is still alive. Q: Whats worse then that? A: He has to eat his way out. Q: Whats worse then that? A: He goes back for more.
First cannibal: "Come and have dinner in our but tonight." Second cannibal: "What are you having?" First cannibal: "Hard-boiled legs."
Two boiled eggs in a pan, one says "Hot in here in it", other says "You think it's hot in here, wait till you get outside they smash your head in."
Mummy, mummy, why is daddy swaying in the backyard? Shut up, and give me more bullets.