The best black humor jokes

Did you hear about the cannibal who commited suicide? He got himself into a real stew.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death
How do you know Charles Sweeney was dyslexic? He wanted to order the flaming saganagi, but he accidentally ordered a flaming Nagasaki.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, geography, health, war
Me: "Here comes the airplane!" Baby: Opens mouth. Me: "OH NO! It's the Taliban!" Hits baby in the forehead with the spoon. "KA-BOOM"
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has 61.06 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: airplane, baby, black humor
How do you get a baby to run faster? Chase it with the lawn mower.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black humor
In the war, a German ship suspected that they were being tracked by an Irish submarine. Unfortunately, they had used up all of their depth-charges. As an alternative, one of their Divers decided to swim down to the submarine and knock on the door.
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, ethnic, military, war
What's the last thing that went through Princess Diana's mind? The dashboard.
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has 60.66 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity
How do you stop an Iraqi tank? "Just shoot the guy that's pushing it!"
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has 60.60 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: black humor, military
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
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has 60.56 % from 204 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball? A: They don't know where home is.
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has 60.54 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids, sport
What's funnier than cancer? Most things, really.
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has 59.83 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health
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