The best black humor jokes

What goes: "Click-is that it? Click-is that it? Click-is that it?" A blind person with a rubix cube.
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has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: black humor, game
Q: What's the difference between morbid and black humour? A: Well, black humour is like 10 children in one rubbish bin, whereas morbid humour is like one child in 10 rubbish bins.
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has 61.53 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids, morbid
My wife and I had been debating whether it was time to start a family when we saw a couple of cute kids, splashing and giggling in a paddling pool. I looked at her and said, "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" She smiled and said, "Yes, Gary..." "That settles it, then," I replied. "We can't raise children if we're both paedos."
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has 61.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What's the last thing that went through Princess Diana's mind? The dashboard.
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has 61.43 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity
What rule could stop HIV in Africa? Sex after dinner only.
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has 61.03 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Did you hear about the cannibal who commited suicide? He got himself into a real stew.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death
When you're driving and Nicki Minaj is on all 3 radio stations at the exact same time, there's nothing left to do except crash your car.
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has 60.88 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, celebrity, music
So an old man, a Catholic priest, and a pedophile walk into a bar, and that's just one person!
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has 60.70 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What's funnier than cancer? Most things, really.
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has 60.65 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health
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