Q: How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne? A: It's when the blind try to read your face.
Q: What did the cannibal do once he dumped his lady friend? A: He wiped his bottom.
Two hunters are out in the wood when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator:"My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies:"Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead. There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the hunter seys,"Ok, now what?"
How do you stop an Iraqi tank? "Just shoot the guy that's pushing it!"
Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? Because black people have no rights...
Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!
Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said, "So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses."
Did you hear about the cannibal who commited suicide? He got himself into a real stew.
Q: How do you kill an emo? A: You don't you let depression do the work.
What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions? Crime fighter.