The best black humor jokes

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
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What happened when the cannibal got a religion? He only ate Catholics on Fridays!
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Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews have 10 fingers.
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How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.
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I was walking down the street to a video store last night to rent a porno movie when I saw a woman being raped. Saved myself a fiver.
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So an old man, a Catholic priest, and a pedophile walk into a bar, and that's just one person!
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Q: What's blue and doesn't fit? A: A dead epileptic.
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Why was the cannibal fined by the judge? He was caught poaching.
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How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf? He became a vegetarian.
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Q: What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve? A: I haven't seen you for a year!
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