The best black humor jokes

Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty push his girlfriend on the wall? A: To see her crack.
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Q: How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne? A: It's when the blind try to read your face.
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A man with no legs is lying on the beach, when three attractive blondes approach him. The first blonde says to him "I bet you've never been hugged before." The legless man shakes his head. Then the second blonde says, "I bet you've never been kissed before." The legless man shakes his head again. Then the third blonde says, "I bet you've never been fucked before." The legless man says, "No." The third blonde replies, "Well you are now because the tide is coming in!"
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Knock Knock Whose there? 9/11 9/11 who? I thought you said you would never forget.
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Q: Did you hear her eyes were blue? A: Yeah, one blew this way, one blew that way...
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Q: What is brown, small, and smells of caramel? A: A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.
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Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!
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Q: What's the difference between Jesus Christ and a painting of Jesus Christ? A: It only takes one nail to hang a painting.
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Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? Because black people have no rights...
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What's funnier than cancer? Most things, really.
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