The best black humor jokes

Did you hear about the male prostitute who got leprosy? He did okay until his business fell off.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: black humor, business, health
Did you hear about the cannibal who commited suicide? He got himself into a real stew.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death
These two guys are riding in a convertible down a road in the desert, the road runs alongside a railroad as they are driving, as they are driving a train goes past, on the train a guy is on the train, clutching his stomach and grunting, his buddy leans over, and asks him, "What the hell is wrong with you?" The guy replies, "I gotta shit real bad, and I can't reach the bathroom in time!" His buddy tells him "Hang your ass out the window, and let it fly." The guy hangs his ass out the window and the shi t flies back and hits the convertible. The guys in the convertible say "Damn, that guy on the train spit tobacco on us!" The guy asks his friend "Hey, pull over when the train stops and we'll find this guy and kick his ass". After he finishes talking the guy driving the car slows down. His friend says "Why are you slowing down, don't you wanna beat this guy up." His friend says "No!" The other guy says "Why". His friend says, "Number one, that is some of the stinkiest tobacco I've ever smelled, and number two, did you see the jaws on that son of a bitch!"
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: black humor, driving, friendship, travel, vulgar
How do you get a baby to run faster? Chase it with the lawn mower.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black humor
In the war, a German ship suspected that they were being tracked by an Irish submarine. Unfortunately, they had used up all of their depth-charges. As an alternative, one of their Divers decided to swim down to the submarine and knock on the door.
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, ethnic, military, war
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball? A: They don't know where home is.
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has 60.84 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids, sport
What happened when the cannibal got a religion? He only ate Catholics on Fridays!
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has 60.69 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: black humor, catholic, religious, time
Me: "Here comes the airplane!" Baby: Opens mouth. Me: "OH NO! It's the Taliban!" Hits baby in the forehead with the spoon. "KA-BOOM"
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has 60.60 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: airplane, baby, black humor
Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!
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has 60.31 % from 227 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, jewish
Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews have 10 fingers.
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has 59.86 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, racist
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