The best black humor jokes

What goes: "Click-is that it? Click-is that it? Click-is that it?" A blind person with a rubix cube.
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has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: black humor, game
My wife and I had been debating whether it was time to start a family when we saw a couple of cute kids, splashing and giggling in a paddling pool. I looked at her and said, "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" She smiled and said, "Yes, Gary..." "That settles it, then," I replied. "We can't raise children if we're both paedos."
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has 61.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What do pregnant teenagers and their unborn babies have in common? A: Both their moms are going to kill them!
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has 61.45 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, death, morbid, teen
Q: Why did Hitler kill himself? A: He saw his gas bill.
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has 61.40 % from 217 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, jewish, money, morbid
So an old man, a Catholic priest, and a pedophile walk into a bar, and that's just one person!
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has 61.39 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What rule could stop HIV in Africa? Sex after dinner only.
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has 61.03 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black humor
When you're driving and Nicki Minaj is on all 3 radio stations at the exact same time, there's nothing left to do except crash your car.
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has 60.88 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, celebrity, music
Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said, "So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses."
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
Q: How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne? A: It's when the blind try to read your face.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health, ugly
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