The best black humor jokes

Did you hear about the cannibal who commited suicide? He got himself into a real stew.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death
How do you stop an Iraqi tank? "Just shoot the guy that's pushing it!"
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has 61.06 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: black humor, military
How do you get a baby to run faster? Chase it with the lawn mower.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
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has 60.93 % from 206 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear? He had his first taste of Christianity!
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: black humor, christian, food
What's the last thing that went through Princess Diana's mind? The dashboard.
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has 60.66 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity
What's funnier than cancer? Most things, really.
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has 60.65 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health
Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews have 10 fingers.
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has 59.87 % from 130 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, racist
Me: "Here comes the airplane!" Baby: Opens mouth. Me: "OH NO! It's the Taliban!" Hits baby in the forehead with the spoon. "KA-BOOM"
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has 59.85 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: airplane, baby, black humor
My wife and I had been debating whether it was time to start a family when we saw a couple of cute kids, splashing and giggling in a paddling pool. I looked at her and said, "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" She smiled and said, "Yes, Gary..." "That settles it, then," I replied. "We can't raise children if we're both paedos."
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has 59.79 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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