The best black humor jokes

Q: How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne? A: It's when the blind try to read your face.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health, ugly
Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? Because black people have no rights...
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has 60.82 % from 164 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What's the difference between morbid and black humour? A: Well, black humour is like 10 children in one rubbish bin, whereas morbid humour is like one child in 10 rubbish bins.
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has 60.37 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids, morbid
What rule could stop HIV in Africa? Sex after dinner only.
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has 60.24 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said, "So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses."
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
Why did the cannibal live on his own? He was fed up with other people.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat’s milk. The older of the mothers pulls a bag out of her purse and starts flipping through photos. And they start reminiscing. "This is my oldest son Mohammed. He would be 24 years old now." "Yes, I remember him as a baby" says the other mother cheerfully. "He’s a martyr now though" mum confides. "Oh, so sad, dear" says the other. "And this is my second son Kalid. He would be 21." "Oh, I remember him," says the other happily, "he had such curly hair when he was born." "He’s a martyr too" says mum quietly. "Oh, gracious me…" says the other. "And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He would be 18," she whispers. "Yes" says the friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first started school." "He’s a martyr also," says mum, with tears in her eyes. After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and says, "They blow up so fast, don’t they?"
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has 59.78 % from 146 votes. More jokes about: age, animal, black humor, food
Question: What should a man do if his wife runs into the room during a baseball match and keeps disturbing you? Answer: Shorten the chain.
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has 59.61 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: black humor, sport, wife, women
What happened when the cannibal got a religion? He only ate Catholics on Fridays!
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has 59.09 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: black humor, catholic, religious, time
I wish I could see things from your point of view, unfortunately I can't stick my head that far up my ass.
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has 59.05 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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