The best black humor jokes

A man with no legs is lying on the beach, when three attractive blondes approach him. The first blonde says to him "I bet you've never been hugged before." The legless man shakes his head. Then the second blonde says, "I bet you've never been kissed before." The legless man shakes his head again. Then the third blonde says, "I bet you've never been fucked before." The legless man says, "No." The third blonde replies, "Well you are now because the tide is coming in!"
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has 61.39 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What rule could stop HIV in Africa? Sex after dinner only.
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has 61.29 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Did you hear about the male prostitute who got leprosy? He did okay until his business fell off.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: black humor, business, health
Did you hear about the cannibal who commited suicide? He got himself into a real stew.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death
These two guys are riding in a convertible down a road in the desert, the road runs alongside a railroad as they are driving, as they are driving a train goes past, on the train a guy is on the train, clutching his stomach and grunting, his buddy leans over, and asks him, "What the hell is wrong with you?" The guy replies, "I gotta shit real bad, and I can't reach the bathroom in time!" His buddy tells him "Hang your ass out the window, and let it fly." The guy hangs his ass out the window and the shi t flies back and hits the convertible. The guys in the convertible say "Damn, that guy on the train spit tobacco on us!" The guy asks his friend "Hey, pull over when the train stops and we'll find this guy and kick his ass". After he finishes talking the guy driving the car slows down. His friend says "Why are you slowing down, don't you wanna beat this guy up." His friend says "No!" The other guy says "Why". His friend says, "Number one, that is some of the stinkiest tobacco I've ever smelled, and number two, did you see the jaws on that son of a bitch!"
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: black humor, driving, friendship, travel, vulgar
Me: "Here comes the airplane!" Baby: Opens mouth. Me: "OH NO! It's the Taliban!" Hits baby in the forehead with the spoon. "KA-BOOM"
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has 61.06 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: airplane, baby, black humor
How do you get a baby to run faster? Chase it with the lawn mower.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What happened when the cannibal got a religion? He only ate Catholics on Fridays!
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has 60.69 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: black humor, catholic, religious, time
Q: How do Asians name their babies? A: They throw a can down the stairs.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: asian, baby, black humor, morbid
Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews have 10 fingers.
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has 60.54 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, racist
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