The best black humor jokes

A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly. Suddenly, Lorraine died. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
Vote: has 56.26 % from 101 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black humor, death, funeral, music
Q: Whats worse then a barrel of dead babies? A: There is one at the bottom that is still alive. Q: Whats worse then that? A: He has to eat his way out. Q: Whats worse then that? A: He goes back for more.
Vote: has 56.25 % from 131 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, food
Woman delivers baby. Doctor takes the baby, and throws it, smashing around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. Mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging "WHY!?" Doctor holds baby upside down by the ankle and says "I'm just fucking with you, it was born dead".
Vote: has 56.22 % from 47 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: baby, black humor, death, doctor, hospital
Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews have 10 fingers.
Vote: has 56.02 % from 52 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, racist
Q: How do you make a dog go ‘miaow’? A: Freeze it in liquid nitrogen, and run it through a bandsaw…
Vote: has 55.87 % from 36 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black humor, dog
Q: Why do old Jews have outhouses? A: Because their afraid of the showers.
Vote: has 55.87 % from 36 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black humor, jewish
I wish I could see things from your point of view, unfortunately I can't stick my head that far up my ass.
Vote: has 55.72 % from 67 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black humor
I was walking down the street to a video store last night to rent a porno movie when I saw a woman being raped. Saved myself a fiver.
Vote: has 55.71 % from 49 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black humor
A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, ''Is this some kind of joke?''
Vote: has 55.51 % from 33 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black humor
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
Vote: has 55.34 % from 22 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black humor