The best black humor jokes

How do you get a baby to run faster? Chase it with the lawn mower.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: Whats the difference between a box full of dead babies and a cadillac? A: I don't have a cadillac in my garage.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: black humor
How do you know Charles Sweeney was dyslexic? He wanted to order the flaming saganagi, but he accidentally ordered a flaming Nagasaki.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, geography, health, war
I wish I could see things from your point of view, unfortunately I can't stick my head that far up my ass.
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has 58.53 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: black humor
A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, ''Is this some kind of joke?''
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has 57.92 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: black humor
There are 3 men on a plane a Mexican an American and a Russian the Mexican says "I hate my country!" And throughs a soup out the window the American says "I hate my country" and throughs a pie out the window. The Russian says "I hate my country!" And throughs a bomb out the window. Then the plane lands and the Mexican sees a kid crying the Mexican says "what's wrong kid?" The kid says "a soup fell on my mom's head and she burnt to death." "I didn't do that" says the Mexican. The American was walking and saw a kid crying "what's wrong kid?" The kid says "my mom was driving and a pie fell on her windshield and drove off a cliff cause she couldn't see!" "I didn't do that" says the American. Then the Russian gets off the plane and saw a kid laughing his head off. The Russian says "what's so funny?" The kid says " daddy farted and the house went BOOM BOOM!"
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has 57.83 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: airplane, black humor, kids, mexican, travel
Q: What's more offensive than a truck full of dead babies? A: Taking them out with pitchforks.
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has 57.81 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: Three in the back, two in the front and the rest in the ashtray.
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has 57.73 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, death, jewish, morbid
Two drunks were walking home along the railway tracks. The first drunk says, "There's a hell of a lot of steps here." The second drunk says, "I'll tell you what's worse, this handrail is bloody low down"
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, death, drunk, travel
A school in the United States is on fire. One fireman is throwing the kids through the window, while the other one is standing on the ground and catching them. After half of an hour the upper fireman asks: Hey man, why aren't you catching black kids? Oh damn, I thought these were the burnt ones.
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has 57.21 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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