The best black humor jokes

A man who wants to murder his wife goes in a pharmacy and asks for cyanide. "I'm sorry sir, but I can't give you cyanide just like that." Without a word, the man takes out his wife's photograph and holds it in front of him. The pharmacist apologizes, "My mistake, I didn't realize you had a prescription."
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: black humor, chemistry, death, wife
Come on guys, I think we are a little tough on pedophiles, they have a hard time fitting in.
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dirty, kids, sex
Knock Knock Whose there? 9/11 9/11 who? I thought you said you would never forget.
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has 60.65 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday? He ate himself.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
Q: What did the cannibal do once he dumped his lady friend? A: He wiped his bottom.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: black humor, friendship
These two guys are riding in a convertible down a road in the desert, the road runs alongside a railroad as they are driving, as they are driving a train goes past, on the train a guy is on the train, clutching his stomach and grunting, his buddy leans over, and asks him, "What the hell is wrong with you?" The guy replies, "I gotta shit real bad, and I can't reach the bathroom in time!" His buddy tells him "Hang your ass out the window, and let it fly." The guy hangs his ass out the window and the shi t flies back and hits the convertible. The guys in the convertible say "Damn, that guy on the train spit tobacco on us!" The guy asks his friend "Hey, pull over when the train stops and we'll find this guy and kick his ass". After he finishes talking the guy driving the car slows down. His friend says "Why are you slowing down, don't you wanna beat this guy up." His friend says "No!" The other guy says "Why". His friend says, "Number one, that is some of the stinkiest tobacco I've ever smelled, and number two, did you see the jaws on that son of a bitch!"
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: black humor, driving, friendship, travel, vulgar
Q: What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust? A: The cost.
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has 59.85 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, money
What do an airport and a illegal abortion have in common? The Hanger.
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has 59.83 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: airplane, black humor
Q: How do you get a Jew to win a race? A: Drop a quarter at the finish line.
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has 59.80 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish
My wife and I had been debating whether it was time to start a family when we saw a couple of cute kids, splashing and giggling in a paddling pool. I looked at her and said, "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" She smiled and said, "Yes, Gary..." "That settles it, then," I replied. "We can't raise children if we're both paedos."
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has 59.79 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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