The best black humor jokes

What's the best way to pick up a Jewish girl? Bring a dustpan to Auschwitz
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How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.
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Why are little girls better than little boys? Because when you're finished using them as little girls, you can turn them over and use them as little boys.
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Daddy to his son: I don't care if you are dating a black girl - they are all pink on the inside.
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The judge asks the murderer: Why did you kill that old lady? For money.. But you got only 20 cents Yes, but killing five of them would already make a dollar.
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What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler!
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How do you get a baby to run faster? Chase it with the lawn mower.
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Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: Because you can see right through them!
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Q: Where did OP go in the explosion? A: Everywhere.
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What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana ? One's composing, the other is decomposing.
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