The best black humor jokes

Q: What's more offensive than a truck full of dead babies? A: Taking them out with pitchforks.
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What's the last thing that went through Princess Diana's mind? The dashboard.
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Why did the cannibal live on his own? He was fed up with other people.
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Q: How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne? A: It's when the blind try to read your face.
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They say that if I don't support transgender rights I'm on the wrong side of history. At least I'm on the right side of the firing squad.
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What happened when the cannibal got a religion? He only ate Catholics on Fridays!
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Good News: A busload of lawyers ran off a cliff. The bus was destroyed and there were no survivors. Bad News: There were three empty seats.
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Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said, "So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses."
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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive? Popeye almost killed him!
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