The best black humor jokes

Did you hear about the cannibal who commited suicide? He got himself into a real stew.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death
A golfer walks into the clubhouse of the local country club. He tells the golf pro behind the counter that he wants to do 18 and he is going to need a caddy. The golf pro informs him that the country club is running a promotion and if he tries out one of their experimental robot caddies, he can golf for free. The golfer agrees and takes out the robot. While on the golf course the robot caddy tells the golfer the wind speed, distance, even how hard to hit which club. He has the best game of his life. The next time the golfer goes to the country club, he tells the golf pro that he wants to do 18 holes and that he wants to get one of the robot caddies. He informs the golfer that they don't have the robot caddies anymore. The golfer, all upset, tells him how great they were and asks him what happened. The golf pro tells him that members were complaining that the sun would reflect of their metallic material and into their eyes. The golfer asks him why they didn't just paint the robots black? The golf pro said that they did paint them into black robot caddies, but the next day, 3 of them didn't show up and the other 3 robbed the pro shop.
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has 59.82 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: black humor, game, golf, life
How do you get a baby to run faster? Chase it with the lawn mower.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: black humor
I got in trouble for telling a joke in 5th grade. Now I have to keep 250 feet away from all schools...
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, dirty, school
My wife and I had been debating whether it was time to start a family when we saw a couple of cute kids, splashing and giggling in a paddling pool. I looked at her and said, "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" She smiled and said, "Yes, Gary..." "That settles it, then," I replied. "We can't raise children if we're both paedos."
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has 59.79 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: black humor
A guy walks in the local whorehouse, says "I want the cheapest one you got, I don't have much money." The guy behind the counter says "How bout the $1.95 cent special?" The customer says "ok", and he paid, headed to the room. When he opened the door, he found this beautiful broad spread out, just waiting for him. He rips off his clothes and starts going to town on her. Suddenly, all this white stuff starts coming out of her mouth, nose, ears. He freaked, "omg she's sick." He ran to the desk and told the guy what was happe ning, and the guy says "hey Joe! The dead one's full again!"
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has 59.75 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: black humor, customer service, dirty, disgusting, money
What goes: "Click-is that it? Click-is that it? Click-is that it?" A blind person with a rubix cube.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: black humor, game
A man who wants to murder his wife goes in a pharmacy and asks for cyanide. "I'm sorry sir, but I can't give you cyanide just like that." Without a word, the man takes out his wife's photograph and holds it in front of him. The pharmacist apologizes, "My mistake, I didn't realize you had a prescription."
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: black humor, chemistry, death, wife
Good News: A busload of lawyers ran off a cliff. The bus was destroyed and there were no survivors. Bad News: There were three empty seats.
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has 59.31 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, lawyer
Q: How do you get a Jew to win a race? A: Drop a quarter at the finish line.
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has 59.23 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish
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