First cannibal: "I can't find anything to eat!"
Second cannibal: "But the jungle's full of people."
First cannibal: "Yes, but they're all very unsavory."
What happened when the cannibal got a religion?
He only ate Catholics on Fridays!
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In a monastery senior sister announces to other sisters:
I have a good and a bad news for you.
The good one is that they have broughts to use a lot of carrots.
All the sisters start whistling happily.
But one of them asks:
What are the bad news?
Carrots came grated.
How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
The dog plays with it more.
There are 3 men on a plane a Mexican an American and a Russian the Mexican says "I hate my country!"
And throughs a soup out the window the American says "I hate my country" and throughs a pie out the window.
The Russian says "I hate my country!"
And throughs a bomb out the window.
Then the plane lands and the Mexican sees a kid crying the Mexican says "what's wrong kid?"
The kid says "a soup fell on my mom's head and she burnt to death."
"I didn't do that" says the Mexican.
The American was walking and saw a kid crying "what's wrong kid?"
The kid says "my mom was driving and a pie fell on her windshield and drove off a cliff cause she couldn't see!"
"I didn't do that" says the American.
Then the Russian gets off the plane and saw a kid laughing his head off.
The Russian says "what's so funny?"
The kid says " daddy farted and the house went BOOM BOOM!"
Why is there always hot water at childbirth?
In case of a stillbirth, soup.
Q: Whats the difference between a box full of dead babies and a cadillac?
A: I don't have a cadillac in my garage.
Q: What's the difference between Auschwitz and Sarajevo?
A: At least they had gas in Auschwitz.
A Jew, a German and an American walked into a small room. The Jew never came out.
Why did Hitler go to the eye doctor?
Because he can Nazi.