The best black humor jokes

Q: What's the difference between Jesus Christ and a painting of Jesus Christ? A: It only takes one nail to hang a painting.
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has 57.83 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: black humor, god, religious
Q: Whats worse then a barrel of dead babies? A: There is one at the bottom that is still alive. Q: Whats worse then that? A: He has to eat his way out. Q: Whats worse then that? A: He goes back for more.
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has 57.72 % from 338 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, food
There are 3 men on a plane a Mexican an American and a Russian the Mexican says "I hate my country!" And throughs a soup out the window the American says "I hate my country" and throughs a pie out the window. The Russian says "I hate my country!" And throughs a bomb out the window. Then the plane lands and the Mexican sees a kid crying the Mexican says "what's wrong kid?" The kid says "a soup fell on my mom's head and she burnt to death." "I didn't do that" says the Mexican. The American was walking and saw a kid crying "what's wrong kid?" The kid says "my mom was driving and a pie fell on her windshield and drove off a cliff cause she couldn't see!" "I didn't do that" says the American. Then the Russian gets off the plane and saw a kid laughing his head off. The Russian says "what's so funny?" The kid says " daddy farted and the house went BOOM BOOM!"
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has 57.60 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: airplane, black humor, kids, mexican, travel
Michael: "What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?" Matthew: "I don't know. What?" Michael: "Candy corneas."
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has 57.40 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: black humor, disgusting, doctor, Halloween, morbid
Two drunks were walking home along the railway tracks. The first drunk says, "There's a hell of a lot of steps here." The second drunk says, "I'll tell you what's worse, this handrail is bloody low down"
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, death, drunk, travel
Daughter: "That's it! I'll mary Arthur!" Mother: "But he is a lazy guy and heavy-drinker!" Father: "But you have to start with something!"
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, black humor
Q: What's more offensive than a truck full of dead babies? A: Taking them out with pitchforks.
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has 57.20 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Me and my wife decided that we don't want to have children anymore. So anybody who wants one can leave us their phone number and address and we will bring you one.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids, wife
Q: What did the cannibal do once he dumped his lady friend? A: He wiped his bottom.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: black humor, friendship
What do an airport and a illegal abortion have in common? The Hanger.
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has 57.03 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: airplane, black humor
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