The best black humor jokes

Why do Mexicans eat beans for dinner? So they can take bubble baths.
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has 58.86 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: black humor
I was walking down the street to a video store last night to rent a porno movie when I saw a woman being raped. Saved myself a fiver.
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has 58.86 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: black humor
I got in trouble for telling a joke in 5th grade. Now I have to keep 250 feet away from all schools...
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, dirty, school
Mummy, mummy, why is daddy swaying in the backyard? Shut up, and give me more bullets.
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has 58.56 % from 165 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dad
Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!
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has 58.53 % from 240 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, jewish
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Chuck Norris occasionally smokes large cigars. The last one was called the Hindenburg.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, Chuck Norris
Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said, "So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses."
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
Q: What's the difference between Jesus Christ and a painting of Jesus Christ? A: It only takes one nail to hang a painting.
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has 58.32 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: black humor, god, religious
I wish I could see things from your point of view, unfortunately I can't stick my head that far up my ass.
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has 58.00 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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