The best black humor jokes

Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!
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has 59.10 % from 233 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, jewish
So an old man, a Catholic priest, and a pedophile walk into a bar, and that's just one person!
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has 58.87 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: black humor
After a long labour, a doctor approaches the new mother and says, "Ma'am, I've got some good news, and some bad news. What would you like?" After quickly thinking it over, she responds, "I'll have the bad news first doctor". The doctor replies, "We'll, I'm not sure how to put this, and I'm sorry to have to tell you, your child has red hair". Relieved, a smile spreads across the mother face. "Doctor, if that's the bad news, what's the good news". The doctor replies, "He's dead".
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has 58.87 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, doctor, ginger
Why do Mexicans eat beans for dinner? So they can take bubble baths.
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has 58.86 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: black humor
I was walking down the street to a video store last night to rent a porno movie when I saw a woman being raped. Saved myself a fiver.
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has 58.86 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Mummy, mummy, why is daddy swaying in the backyard? Shut up, and give me more bullets.
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has 58.56 % from 165 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dad
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Chuck Norris occasionally smokes large cigars. The last one was called the Hindenburg.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, Chuck Norris
Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said, "So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses."
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: I don't know, I just like to hear them scream. Q: How do you get them out? A: Chips.
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has 57.66 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
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